Dennis
"I am THE Slytherin Master."

Male
29 years old
NEWPORT, Tennessee
United States



Last Login: 5/12/2008
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    Dennis's Interests
GeneralI am interested in: Cooking, Baking, Computers, Internet Crap, Blogging, American Idol, reading anything that's been printed, and being the next kid Brad Pitt adopts. Seriously guys: call me for an interview. I'm already potty trained.
MusicThere's no way I can make a list of stuff that I like to listen to, because I like to listen to everything. No, seriously-people say they like anything all the time, but they mean if it plays on a top 40 station, whether it's pop or country. I mean that I like everything.
Classical, opera, adult contemporary, rock, pop, speed metal, classic country, modern country. Carrie Underwood, Maroon 5, Nick Lachey, Josh Grobin, Michael Buble, Air Supply, Rascal Flatts, Gwen Stefani, and 10,000 more.
MoviesI am a film purist. I think everyone should see exactly what the director intended on a wide screen, and as large and loud as possible.OMG Harry Potter, Eragon, Jurassic Park, Sweet Home Alabama, Runaway Bride, Pretty Woman, The Matrix and assorted sequels, The Dukes of Hazzard, Star Wars, Star Trek films, The Lord of the Rings, X-Men, Anything with Reese Whitherspoon. I just love her.
TelevisionI freaking *love* some American Idol. Paula, Simon--let's make out. Yes all at once. Yes, Simon, you can bring Ryan. CSI Miami, Bones, Mythbusters, Ugly Betty, Battlestar Galactica, Las Vegas, Scrubs, How I Met Your Mother (Barney you MF'ing rule!), My Name is Earl, Heroes, Smallville, Good Eats, Angel, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Star Trek, Nip/Tuck, Rescue Me
BooksHarry Potter series is some of the best stuff to come out in years. If ever you meet me for real, it's probably best not to tell me that you're also a Potterhead, because I've been told I attack people immediately with obscure trivia questions in order to prove that I am a bigger Potterhead than they. Apparently this is off-putting to people who have just met me. Wusses...I also like Eragon and Eldest by Christopher Paolini. I hope he's busy writing the final in the series now. Stephen King, John Grisham, Michael Crichton, MaximumPC, CPU, Any book for nerds that comes from O'Reilly Press
HeroesSuperman, chocolate pudding, Infiniti automobiles, the guy who invented porn, and myself, because I am the most awesome thing there is. And I have the fortune cookie to prove it. (inside joke)

     Dennis's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Body type:6' 0"
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Zodiac Sign:Virgo
Children:I don't want kids
Education:College graduate



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   Dennis's Blurbs
About me:
I whipped anorexia's ass!
I have two cats and I love them more than you. Hope there's never a fire and I have time to rescue only them or you. Because you will burn.
They are called Nacho and Motor. Soon there will be pictures.
Oh, and if I wish you dead. I mean it.
Who I'd like to meet:
Why do I need to meet anyone? Who's cooler than me for crying out loud?!

   Dennis's Friend Space (Top 8)
Dennis has 22 friends.
 Amy 


 Dale 


 Wanda 


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 Jeff 


 DannyT 


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Amy





May 8 2008 5:11 PM

David Fan
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Amy





May 8 2008 5:09 PM

Hello!
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Amy





Apr 11 2008 2:41 PM

yeah i really love him. he's the best. tehehe.... yuck i really fake hate that kid.
Amy





Apr 4 2008 5:09 PM

Hey Dennis. I told Dale I was mad at you for not having lunch with either of us and you went with Robin and did not get anything. BTW you can't divorce me I divorced you first... :)
Amy





Mar 23 2008 6:02 AM

Happy Easter
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Matthew





Mar 17 2008 5:14 PM

I need some assistance!!!!!
Amy





Mar 16 2008 3:31 PM

Rufus
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Wanda





Mar 9 2008 3:03 PM

i got a good website, i got 1000 USD gift card from there,so i can shop for free in eBay,this is the link of that place
http://car.com
Amy





Feb 15 2008 4:07 PM

Are you going tomorrow? And Sam wants to know if Dale is a goreaphobic or however you say it? lol
Amy





Feb 14 2008 2:18 PM

Love You Bunches
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Jonathan





Feb 12 2008 4:52 PM

dude...dude...I found a quarter when i was vacuuming my room..
Amy





Feb 8 2008 2:10 PM

lololol
Amy





Feb 8 2008 2:09 PM

Hey you sexy thing.
Amy





Dec 31 2007 4:47 PM


MySpace Comments
Amy





Dec 28 2007 5:44 PM

Hey Dennis...
Amy





Dec 28 2007 5:44 PM

Hey Dennis...
Amy





Dec 28 2007 5:43 PM

Hey Dennis...
Amy





Dec 24 2007 2:55 PM

I bring food today and you leave before you get any. I'm disappointed in this situation. :)
Amy





Dec 23 2007 5:59 PM

Merry Christmas
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Amy





Nov 29 2007 5:32 PM

YAY!!!!!!!! I'm sooooo happy!! :)
Amy





Nov 21 2007 12:37 PM

Amy





Nov 16 2007 2:58 PM

DENNIS and Cat
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Amy





Nov 16 2007 2:57 PM

DENNIS and Cat
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Amy





Nov 12 2007 2:44 PM


Glitter Graphics & Comments
Amy





Nov 11 2007 6:15 PM

hehehaha
Amy





Nov 9 2007 3:05 PM

Hey Dennis. I'm bored. Entertain me!
Amy





Nov 3 2007 5:55 AM

Dennis
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myspace code

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Jonathan





Oct 30 2007 10:04 PM

I have cheese nips..they are good. See u tomorrow
Amy





Oct 30 2007 7:47 PM

Busty Halloween
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Jonathan





Oct 4 2007 9:34 PM

man i totally want Dominos but I am fighting the urge...what would Daddy D do?
Amy





Oct 3 2007 6:10 PM

I like your new phone.
Amy





Oct 3 2007 3:25 PM

Microsoft sAds
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Amy





Sep 25 2007 8:27 PM

Next please!!
Amy





Sep 21 2007 3:47 AM

Happy Birthday
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Jonathan





Sep 20 2007 5:21 PM

bwahahaha..the first to wish u a happy birthday!
Jonathan





Sep 19 2007 5:56 PM

dude..
Amy





Sep 14 2007 2:57 PM


Funny Myspace Comments

Bored To Death? - Click Here
I do love this movie!
Amy





Aug 19 2007 8:50 PM

Dennis, did you write it yet? I'm waiting...
Amy





Aug 5 2007 3:50 PM




Free Graphics - MySpace/Xanga/Friendster
Amy





Aug 5 2007 3:44 PM

myspace layout