im sick of this politics bull shit, fuck knows who labour and
fuck knows what they actually do.
all of them parties talk a load of shit about how they are gonna do this that
and the other and never actually do
WHY THE FUCK DO WE KEEP PUTTING THEM IN POWER WHEN THEY KEEP LETTING US DOWN
with this in mind, i propose the following. we ellect someone to be the new prime minister
who we know can do what he says he can do
folks, i give you the future leader of Great Britain
PROS
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We already know hes super fast
hes just a regular joe like yourself by day, by night he is the leader of
britain
we would get strong support from the elderly because the elderly always like
"a nice young man whos always helping people"
he'd get support from the athletes because he runs and shit
he'd get support from comic book geeks
WHAT OTHER COUNTRY HAS A SUPER HERO AS A PRIMEMINISTER???
and when a war starts we dont even need the army because he can use his high
speed powers to rob all their shit off them and leave them stoof there with
their pants around the ankles
CONS
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we lose support from leotard wearing super villains
VOTE NOW FOR FLASH
FOR A BETTER BRITAIN, FOR A STRONGER BRITAIN, FOR A
FASTER BRITAIN
