Introducing PRESIDENT CLAIRE CRUISE, otherwise known as: Queen Claire Elisabeth, Pope Claire Elisabeth I, High Priestess Claire Daishonin, Her Holiness The Dalai Lama, The Prophet, The Messiah, Christ, God(dess), Allah, Savior and Leader of the Free World
Female
44 years old
Fort Lauderdale, Florida
United States
LEGAL NAME: CLAIRE ELISABETH FIELDS CRUISE; MAIDEN NAME: CLAIRE ELISABETH ELLIOTT (A.K.A. "CLAIRE VIRGINIA ELLIOTT"). SOLE OWNER, SOLE PRESIDENT, SOLE FOUNDER, SOLE MANAGER, SOLE MEMBER, SOLE ORGANIZER, SOLE OFFICER, SOLE REGISTERED AGENT OF ELLIOT BENEFITS GROUP, LLC A.K.A. ELLIOTT BENEFITS GROUP, LLC A.K.A. ELLIOTTS BENEFIT GROUP, LLC, ALL IN DACULA, GEORGIA.
I AM LEGALLY DIVORCED FROM MY FIRST AND ONLY LEGAL HUSBAND TO DATE: OSVALDO SERAFIN BOITEL (A.K.A. SERAFIN OSWALDO BOITEL, A.K.A. MICKEY BOITEL, A.K.A. MICKEY OTAKI). DATE OF LEGAL MARRIAGE: JULY 3, 1985; PLACE OF LEGAL MARRIAGE: HONOLULU, HAWAII.
I FIRST FILED FOR DIVORCE FROM OSVALDO SERAFIN BOITEL ON NOVEMBER 27, 1991 IN SANTA MONICA, CALIFORNIA, USING WHAT I THEN THOUGHT WAS MY LEGAL NAME: CLAIRE ELISABETH ELLIOTT. THIS DIVORCE BECAME FINAL ON JUNE 11, 1992.
PRIOR TO THIS, OSVALDO SERAFIN BOITEL AND I HAD BECOME "OFFICIALLY" SEPARATED ON SEPTEMBER 11, 1988 IN NEW YORK, NEW YORK AFTER LIVING IN A CONTINUOUS, BONA FIDE STATE OF SEPARATION FOR NEARLY ONE YEAR. WE REMAINED IN THIS CONTINUOUS, BONA FIDE STATE OF SEPARATION UNTIL WE BRIEFLY REUNITED FOR ONE LAST TIME IN APRIL OF 1990. OUR BONA FIDE, CONTINUOUS STATE OF SEPARATION RESUMED SHORTLY THEREAFTER ON OCTOBER 30, 1990 AND HAS CONTINUED, UNINTERRUPTED, TO THE PRESENT DAY.
IN ORDER TO PROPERLY PROTECT ALL ASSETS THAT SOLELY BELONG TO ME (TO THIS DAY, STILL UNCLAIMED BY ME, HOWEVER), I HAD TO RE-DO MY DIVORCE FROM OSVALDO SERAFIN BOITEL ON APRIL 15, 2008 IN ATLANTA, GEORGIA, USING MY THEN STILL LEGAL MARRIED NAME, CLAIRE ELISABETH BOITEL, AS WELL AS THE INTENTIONALLY MISSPELLED VERSION OF THIS NAME: CLAIRE ELIZABETH BOITEL.
LET IT BE KNOWN THAT I HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO KNOWN RELATION TO THE OB/GYN KNOWN AS WARREN DUNLAP ELLIOTT M.D., OR HIS WIFE, CLAIRE V. ELLIOTT (WHOSE MIDDLE NAME ISN'T EVEN "VIRGINIA"): BOTH OF SAVANNAH, GEORGIA.
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I am a former Nichiren Buddhist (now officially a Mormon Christian: RE-baptized by The Church of Latter-day Saints AS AN ADULT on 5 August, 2007) who has triumphed over Life Impossible simply by sincerely chanting NAM-MYOHO-RENGE-KYO: the all-natural, ancient way of processing/auditing oneself that's absolutely free-of-charge.***
Well, okay... and I also unknowingly applied the many technologies of Scientology, derived from none other than Nichiren Buddhism (I was born into both Scientology and Nichiren Buddhism as well as Roman Catholicism and Mormon Christianity).***
So, I guess this makes me a former Nichiren Buddhist (Scientologist) who is now a Mormon Christian.***
(FYI: The Church of Latter-day Saints is the TRUE, original Church on earth as well as the TRUE, original Buddhist Order -- PRE-dating Shakyamuni Buddha who has always been considered to be the very first Buddha in recorded history, even though he didn't end up showing up until between 600 and 500 B.C.E.!)***
Thanks to the most advanced of embryonic technologies, I have many, many biological fathers. So many that not even I can keep count. My most favorite biological father of all, though, is my daddy, Bert Fields (D.O.B. 23 February 1926). And it is a fact that Daddy was made my biological father many times over.*** Some of you know Daddy quite well. The 2nd president of the Soka Gakkai and TRUE (but secret) 65th High Priest of Nichiren Shoshu, Josei Toda, even chose him as his successor and, as a young man, Daddy spent a whole lot of years in disguise as the elderly Nichiren Shoshu 66th High Priest Nittatsu.*** My one and only biological mother was Margaret (Illig) Flanagan, 1899-1982, the maternal grandmother I grew up with. After my Grandpa Flanagan died in 1952, Daddy and post-menopausal Margaret had a secret red-hot love affair. Shortly thereafter, Grandma gave Daddy a few strands of her light brown hair for DNA purposes. And this is how I became their Love Child.*** Unlike Daddy, Margaret was from a place named Vega. Daddy's Norweigan Grandmama was also from Vega. It was Vega who formed the CIA in an effort to begin disclosing all these many technologies to our world's population. This was for the sake of world peace.***
As a very young girl living in Vega, Margaret independently made the decision to begin chanting Nam-myoho-renge-kyo. Soon, she combined this primary practice with the lengthy Nichiren Buddhist daily ritual known as "Gongyo." Considered to be the supplementary practice, Gongyo is the recitation of key portions of Shakyamuni Buddha's life masterpiece: the Lotus Sutra -- literally entitled, "Myoho-renge-kyo" in phonetic Chinese. But it is only when "Nam," a Sanskrit term of endearment, is added to create the phrase, "Nam-myoho-renge-kyo," that these words actually function as a scientific equation to unlock the full potential of our lives (a.k.a. Buddhahood or enlightenment). In fact, to recite Nam-myoho-renge-kyo just one time is equivalent to reading the Lotus Sutra in all its entirety. This is why daimoku (the repeated recitation of "Nam-myoho-renge-kyo") will forever be considered to be the primary practice, merely nourished and guided by the supplementary practice of Gongyo.***
Although I grew up with TOM CRUISE always jumping on my couch, get it straight: my name is CLAIRE, NOT "KATE" as Tom so often used to refer to me (until I publicly complained). I also happen to be the biological daughter of Tom's so-called beloved L. Ron Hubbard.***
Who I'd like to meet: The world.
Oh, yeah -- and MY LOOK-ALIKE, NON-IDENTICAL TRIPLETS, NATURALLY CONCEIVED THANKS TO MY BODY'S MOST RARE, SIMULTANEOUS RELEASE OF THREE (3) EGGS in time for Valentine's Day of 1983: when I was 17-years-old and Katie Holmes was 4-years-old.*** To young Tom Cruise's great delight, I personally named one of these triplets "Suri" as far back as the 1970s (years prior to even the conception of Katie Holmes). That's "Suri" for Surrogate Mother (-From Hell).*** On Valentine's Day of 1983, it was my 17-year-old high school sweetheart, CHRISTOPHER JOSEPH CAPUTO of Fortress Group, NYC (Tom Cruise's look-alike part biological brother), who was directed by Tom's producer (a guy I grew up with whose name is really Ross Dreiblatt) to fertilize my first two eggs, by way of rape with date-rape drugs, mere moments prior to the 20-year-old Tom Cruise's fertilization of the egg that is now known as Suri Cruise (also by way of rape with date-rape drugs, as per Tom's Risky Business movie contract).*** Only because Chris, Tom and myself are all of Japanese descent did our triplets inherit such Asian-shaped eyes. And if Tom hadn't raped me like he did (as per his movie contract, don't you forget...), "Risky Business," the movie that made TOM CRUISE famous, would never have been released. The then recently released SURI of THE CRUISE TRIPLETS would never have been fertilized by Tom's sperm, either.*** A shout-out to CONTRACTED-SURROGATE-MOTHER-FROM-HELL, KATIE HOLMES, for being so cruel as to deny THE ONE AND ONLY BIOLOGICAL MOTHER OF ALL CRUISE TRIPLETS, ME!, the great privilege and honor of meeting these adorable babies who, without ME!, would never have been brought into existence. YOU'RE WELCOME, WITCH! SO GLAD TO BE OF SERVICE. Hope you've thoroughly enjoyed the FAKE wedding we so generously supplied you to MY Tom Cruise. However, I regret to inform you that we shall no longer be requiring your services... so GOODBYE, farewell, adios, serenada, avoir... GOOD RIDENCE! WITCH, BE GONE! YOU'RE FIRED! PLEASE PACK UP YOUR BELONGINGS AT ONCE AND PERMANENTLY REMOVE YOURSELF FROM MY MANSION AND MY FAMILY AND MY LIFE WITHOUT DELAY.
Heyyy everyone! Just keeping you up to date on all the shows we have coming up, hopefully you can make it out to them!
As you can see there has been a change in venue with everything that has been going on lately. If you haven't heard about all of it check out our blog. As usual you can find links for advance tickets, codes for the e-flyers, and directions to all of our upcoming shows, along with updates and anything else you could possibly need at (http://www. myspace. com/anemergencyscene)!
Anyway, There are two HUGE HUGE HUGE shows coming up in March, first up is " The Lets Get Happy Tour" on the 7th. Internet sensation Christopher Drew and his band Nevershoutnever! are hitting the stage alongside The Scene Aesthetic and The Honorary Title! Next up is "The Say No To Neon Tour" on the 21st. Valencia, Houston Calls and The Morning Of all return for one big night! Coming up in April are Greeley Estates and Fact on the 16th, we just confirmed that show, so more details are coming soon. But at the end of the month do not miss Sing It Loud as they return on their first full US headlining tour, "The Guys Guys Guys Tour"! The Morning Light, The Friday Night Boys, Artist Vs Poet, and The Summer Set will be joining them for a night you wont forget! Tickets for all of these shows are onsale now!
Heyyy everyone! Just keeping you up to date on all the shows we have coming up, hopefully you can make it out to them!
As you can see there has been a change in venue with everything that has been going on lately. If you haven't heard about all of it check out our blog. As usual you can find links for advance tickets, codes for the e-flyers, and directions to all of our upcoming shows, along with updates and anything else you could possibly need at (http://www. myspace. com/anemergencyscene)!
Anyway, there are a ton of huge shows coming up in the next few months that you don't want to miss! The Last show in January is "The Too Legit To Quit Tour" on the 30th, Featuring The Dangerous Summer and School Boy Humor! Then we hit the ground running in February! Fight Fair & The Bigger Lights on the 4th, Automatic Loveletter & The Friday Night Boys on the 7th, and last but not least a special acoustic show with Anthony Raneri of Bayside, Punchline & A Loss For Words on the 13th! We are just getting started with March, but there are already two big shows i know all of you will be excited for! Nevershoutnever! & The Scene Aesthetic on the 7th and Valencia & Houston Calls on the 21st. And of course, there are more to come!
Heyyy there, just keeping you up to date on all the shows we have coming up, hopefully you can make it out to them! You can find links for advance tickets, codes for the e-flyers, and directions to all of our upcoming shows, along with updates and anything else you could possibly need here!
There are 3 HUGE SHOWS coming up this month that you can not miss! First is Alesana *THIS MONDAY* December 1st and then Cash Cash are stopping by on December 6th on their way home from their recent tour with Metro Station. And lastly there is the Holiday Show on the 27th which will have alot of suprises and FREE STUFF! Spread the word!
There are alot of things coming up in the new year that we can't announce just yet, keep an eye out for them!
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Just wanted to wish you a Happy New Year. Hope you had a good New Years Eve and have a great 2007.
Things with me are great. Expect big things this year. Don't be fooled by the demos' Only there cos of the number of plays now! lol. I have the most amazing band in place now and everything looks good for my album to be released mid 2007. The tracks are awesome and if you want to follow what I am doing I have a mailing list so simply drop me a line with your email and I will add you.
Just wanted to wish you a Happy New Year. Hope you had a good time and 2007 is treating you well.
Things with me are great. Expect big things this year! Don't be fooled by the age old demos. I have the most amazing band together now (surely the best musicians not to be in top bands anymore!) and everything looks great for an album release of mid 2007. The tracks I have picked are sounding awesome. If you'd like to keep informed of things just message me your email address and I'll add you to my mailing list.
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