The band was formed in 2004 when Kevin Welborn and Webb Huffstatler heard the call of their balls scream out in the middle of watching sex and the city. They knew life had more to offer then knob polishing and a good mead
The band started in a Crawl Space under a house in Gainesville. After trying out several members, The band Selected George and Scott because of their large .....personalities, and together they have formed into a dynamic group that can feel each others mental prowess and enhance each others sounds to create the unique Dequelo boom. Then we got Dustin.. He did all the leads on the album..then Dustin had to run off and procreate again and couldnt take all the band BS.. so he tattooed his arm with unicorns and Oscar-Mike'd his ass away.. .. Next came Jerome and Shortcut, they break dance and make sandwiches.. well thats a whole other story... The band still lives in that house and still plays secret shows in the crawl. Its a vip only party... all 3 feet high of it, I mean its so small we all look like we have osteoporosis because were fucking huntched over the entire time.. .
One of North GA's best rock acts. We really do break bones in our pit, just ask our fans. Spit, Sweat and beer bottles fly during the set list so come ready to get your faced rocked.
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oh ya I almost forgot about this guy who comes over and sprays for bugs once a month. His name name is Maq, he is the only Iranian- french guy with an orange afro in the world. We said he could join the band if he shaved his head and learned to pick up bottles with his nut sack.. He asked about pay and we said ....Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness. So you got that goin' for you, which is nice.
We're playing at the PS Warehouse in Atlanta, Friday December 4th. We'd love for you to join in on the gore-filled brutality. Doors open at 8 and tickets are $8.
We are having a Battle of the bands for the return of our factory racer Austin Bell and would like to invite and promote all bands willing to play if your band would like to join let us know its in a estimated 2 to 3 months if you would like more information message us for more Details thanks
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