About me: Smoke City. The Big Smoke. It’s a dirty town, but someone’s gotta roll here. Who knows what lurks under the haze of smoke down by the waterfront? If you watch closely, late at night, you might catch a glimpse of this city’s most fierce team of roller girls, emerging from their secret clubhouse.
Fending off perverts, crack-heads and muggers, before rescuing stray kittens from dumpsters are all in a days work for Smoke City ’s hottest, meanest, motley crew of metropolitan roller chicks. They rumble in the alleys and take on zombies, assassins, pirates, greedy bankers and other such villains, in the name of derby and justice for all! These strong, talented women are an extraordinary group of skaters, brought together by their love of roller derby and their superhuman strength and speed.
Superheroes you say? Nah… these ladies spend their days down at the Betties Brewery making great beer for the after party!!
Don’t be fooled by their pin-up good looks, The Betties are gonna tear up the track on their quest for victory and good times, and they want you to come with them for the ride! But be careful… you’d best not get in their way, or you’ll get Smoked!
Who I'd like to meet: Betty Page, Betty Boop, Betty Crocker, Surfer Betties, Skater Betties and Roller Betties...and YOU at our next bout!!!
Don't miss women's flat track roller derby at its finest! The top 8 teams in the US killed the competition at Regionals, and now they will battle for #1 at the 2008 WFTDA National Championship!
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It’s the one they’ve all been waiting for . . . . . .
For the first time, the two oldest leagues in the UK will finally meet on the track for a slamtastic showdown where the Brummie Bombshells will roll the Captial Punishment all over the London Rollergirls leaving them with nothing more than old smoke . . . and a lot bruises . . .
