About me: Roller Derby Clothing and Accessories
Art Director - Phil Davis
Business Director - Jennifer McNamara
Marketing and Promotion Director - Chip Wright
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Who I'd like to meet: Anyone and everyone involved in the most Kick-ass sport ever of Rollerderby. Yes, that means YOU!
Lovejoy’s Taproom and The Rondo Hatton Corp. presents…
*THE 64TH ANNUAL KLAUS KINSKI INVITATIONAL CRAWLSPACE STRANGLING COMPETITION*
Join The Saltworth Sundries 9 o’clock this Thursday April 2nd at Lovejoy’s for the 64th annual Klaus Kinski Invitational Crawlspace Strangling Competition!
See the world’s greatest stranglers ply their trade and duke it out (or squeeze it out, rather) before a panel of our time’s finest goons, louts, and “big apes”.
Emceed by Jack Lemon w/refreshments provided by Hydrox. Music by your The Saltworth Sundries!
Our All-Stars are also hitting the road again this month, fresh off their victory against the Dutchland Derby Rollers. This time, they are heading south to take on the Dominion Derby Girls April 26. Hometown fans welcome!
Also, we are excited to announce that DC Rollergirls merchandise is now available online! Now you can buy your favorite team or league shirts, buttons, stickers and more!
Check out our new eBay Store: Dc Rollergirls Merch Be sure to watch for EXCLUSIVE AUCTION ITEMS like SIGNED TEAM PROGRAMS. Team signed program auctions will start at bout time, April 18 @ 5pm EST.
Mr. and Mrs. Olaf Falaflafler Saltworth cordially invite you to the circumcision ceremony their oldest boys The Saltworth Sundries on Friday The Year of Our Lord 3/27.
The proceedings start at 10pm at The Creekside (606 E. 7th St. Austin, TX) with the musical group Man Carter giving the commencement address.
…followed by The Victims of Leisure at 11pm
…then Charlie Hurtin and The Hecklers at midnight
…finally your The Saltworth Sundries take the plunge into manhood at 1am
The Venerable Henry Gibson (of Laugh-In fame) will be there to act as Mohel for the proceedings and sign autographs immediately afterwards. This will be a “scalpel free” ceremony performed in the traditional metzitzah b'peh manner involving surgery by oral application exclusively.
[EDITOR’S NOTE: By “Mr. and Mrs. Olaf Falaflafler Saltworth” what we mean is Mr. Olaf Falaflafler and current escort. …but in his defense, he does get attached. ]
This Thursday March 12 at The Carousel Lounge The Saltworth Sundries and DJ Crackerjack team up to bring you a roots/rockabilly explosion!
This is a benefit for The Texas Rollergirls all-star travel team The Texecutioners. The incredible Crackerjack, jockey a’ discs will be spinning rockabilly vinyl from 9-11. Your The Saltworth Sundries take the floor at 11pm.
Don't miss women's flat track roller derby at its finest! The top 8 teams in the US killed the competition at Regionals, and now they will battle for #1 at the 2008 WFTDA National Championship!
Guaranteed bleacher seating -- $100 General weekend admission -- $75 GET YOUR TICKETS NOW!
That’s right! The Texas Rollergirls are hosting our annual December Boot camp in Austin, Texas. Texas Rollergirls’ December Boot camp offers a weekend full of intense physical training in addition to strategy training and discussions. We have been fine-tuning our boot camps for four years now and are excited to offer drills, technique, game strategies and more to our participants.
In addition to the training, each participant will get a Texas Rollergirls’ Boot camp T-shirt and admission to the WFTDA sanctioned game held on Saturday, December 6, 2008: Rose City Rollers Wheels of Justice vs. The Texas Rollergirls Texecutioners.
if you get a chance...go to derbydevils. com and vote for me to play in the game this next Sat. on the home page is a small spot that says vote now...Vote for Dirt E Girl... Please please please..it means I get a chance to play in an extra game...wooo hooo! Dirt E Girl
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