Derek

If you come from Chicago , Buffalo , Cleveland , Hamtramck (Detroit), or Milwaukee there is a large church called "Saint Stanislaus," or "Saint Hedwig,"
within one block of your childhood home (that is, unless you're one of
those suburban exiles, in which case the church is within one block of
your babc ia's house!)

The neighborhood you grew up in is called "Little Warsaw," " Slavic
Village ," "Polish Hill," or something of that sort.
You like to
celebrate St.
Patrick's Day but only because "the Irish are oppressed too"!

Your knowledge of the Polish language is limited to 'naughty' words
(e.G., dupa, gowno, gatki, etc), names for food (e.
G, pierogi, kapusta,
etc), and drinking toasts (e.G., na zdrowie, sto lat, etc).


You occasionally add the suffix "-ski" to English words for no apparent
reason (e.G., "I'm gonna go put the car-ski in the garage-ski").
[If you
also happen to know a few basic conversational phrases in Polish, you
are considered "old school" by friends and relatives.
]

You call your grandma "babcia" or "busia" and your grandpa "dziadzia.
"
You know how to dance the polka, but you only do it at weddings after
kicking back a few generous shots of vodka.


You like to drink. Especiall y beer. Especially cheap beer.


When frustrated, you slap your forehead, shake your head, and say "O
Jezu Marija!"

You have one grandma that wears a babushka and galoshes every single day
of the year and another grandma that wears a lot of jewelry and too much
make-up.


You have a grandma who uses every single part of animal carcasses to
make sausages , soups, dumplings, etc.


You have at least one uncle named "Stan," or "Stas.
"

You have at least one relative who works, or used to work, for the Big
Three.


Your relative?s devotion to saints, the Blessed Virgin, the Pope, the
Democratic Party , the U.S. Steelworkers, etc.


Your grandma has a shrine complete with votive candles and a picture of
the "Our Lady of Czestochowa " or

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