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Derek Sheen
Stand-Up / Alternative / As Seen on TV
Derek Sheen Home of the Logic Fart!

Male
99 years old
Seattle
United States



Last Login: 11/24/2009
Mood: unstoppable Mood Image
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   Derek Sheen's Comedian Bio
BioMy first album was a used Lenny Bruce LP that my mom bought at DJ Sound City. I was three. She bought me "Toledo Window Box" for my 7th Birthday. I memorized the Whole album and would recite it, both sides, for anyone who would listen. I really love making people laugh, and think, and sometimes feel uncomfortable. I love Stand-Up. I love people who love Stand-Up!

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InfluencesYoung Derek: George Carlin, Steve Martin, Lenny Bruce, Mort Sahl, Jonathan Winters, Richard Pryor, Dick Gregory. Old Derek : Patton Oswalt, Louis CK, Brian Posehn, Morgan Murphy, Dave Attel, Todd Barry, Eugene Mirman, Maria Bamford, Zach Galifinakis
TV Shows"That's My Asshole!" ABC Pilot "Actor-Cop" Fox "When Sharks Attack People Who Had it Fucking Coming!" Discoverey-narrator "Jim Jay Bullock's Super Gay Variety Pillow Fight" Comcast OnDemand

    Derek Sheen's Interests
GeneralMusic, Comedy, rapid weight loss programs, painless dental, things that smell like fruit but aren't??, anything to do with Horror-comics-toys-films, the fine art of clearing a room, the finer art of creating uncomfortable silence... writing all my thoughts in thousands of tiny notebooks like the guy from "Se7en".
MusicBuckethead, King Crimson, Frank Zappa, Porcupine Tree, Miles Davis, The Long Winters, Mike Keneally,David Sylvian, Bloc Party, Kanye West, Missy Elliot,XTC Death Cab For Cutie, The Arcade Fire, Cornbugs, real old swing music because it sounds kinda spooky??, Bill Laswell, Bill Frisell, David Torn, Tony Levin, Kate Bush, Iron Maiden, King Diamond,Trey Gunn, Radiohead, Spook the Horse, Harvey Danger,Quasi, Last Crack (Burning Time-Best Metal Album Ever!)Living Colour,Amon Tobin, Dj Spooky
MoviesI love horror movies...but my three favorite films are: Arsenic and Old Lace, Citizen Kane, and Harvey! special mention: The Marathon Man, Straw Dogs, The Apartment, and Wait Until Dark.
TelevisionLost, Simpsons, Reno 911, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, Masters of Horror, Arrested Development, Medium, CSI, Law and Order:CI, Comedians of Comedy, Project Runway, Americas Next Top Model and SOUTH PARK!!!
BooksHellraiser: the original shooting script, The List of Seven-Mark Frost, The Texas Chainsaw Companion, Analyisis of the Dirty Joke
HeroesVaclev Havel, Harry Truman, Gandhi, Frank Zappa, FDR, Churchill, Gorbachev, Bono, Lech Walesa, Dr. Martin Luther King Jr., Dick Gregory
Groups: American Music PeepsStand-up ComicsNYC Underground Comedy FestWonder Showzena s p e c i a l t h i n g . c o mThe James Gunn Appreciation SocietyPeoples Republik of KomedyDread Central

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     Derek Sheen's Details
Status:Married
Here for:Networking, Friends
Hometown:SEATTLE
Body type:5' 4" / Some extra baggage
Ethnicity:Other
Religion:Wiccan
Zodiac Sign:Sagittarius
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Education:Some college
Occupation:Writer/Comic/Music
Income:$100,000 to $150,000

   Derek Sheen's Schools
Highline High School
Burien,Washington
Graduated: 1988
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
 

1986 to 1988


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   Derek Sheen's Blurbs
About me:
I'm from Seattle. I'm a Comic. I write and perform all over the place. Here are some places you may have seen me: The Comedy Underground, The Paramount Theater, Laughs Comedy Spot, The Baghdad Theater in Portland, Bumbershoot, Sasquatch, Victor Stienbrueck Park, Laffhole, Loball, Dartmondo, Kirkland Performing Arts Center, Mt. Tabor Theater, Seattle International Comedy Competition, Admiral Theater, The Entertainment Show, the Films of Travis Vogt and Kevin Clarke, The Peoples Republic of Komedy.

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Myspace Layouts at Pimp-My-Profile.com / Whoopie electric chair - Image Hosting

Who I'd like to meet:
Short list: Gail Zappa, Don Van Vliet, Al Gore, Dick Gregory, Patton Oswalt, Ed Brubaker, Mort Saul, Barack Obama, Eli Roth and Quentin Tarantino, Alan Moore Long List: Adrian Belew, Stephen King, Takashi Miike, Edward Norton, Brian Poshen, Zach Galifinakis,Bill Plympton, David Cross, Bob Odenkirk, Frank Miller,NickSwarsdon, Mia Farrow, Dave Chappelle, Al Franken, Bill Clinton Tobe Hooper, Wes Craven, Bill Plympton, Ron Howard, Ahmet Zappa, Buckethead, Bill Moseley, Maria Bamford, Todd Barry, Eugene Mirman, Robert Fripp, Porcupine Tree, George Lucas, Clive Barker
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Resurrection Mary

Resurrection Mary



Nov 20 2009 9:15 PM



It's Great to have you as a friend,
Hope you enjoyed watching our Movie trailer of
Resurrection Mary.Now Available on DVD
The New web site is now up,
You can see another clip of the film.

www.resurrectionmarythemovie.com
If you like you can order online.

Wishing you a Great Week,
Have a Ton of Fun
Pamela Jean


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ETERNAL GRAY

ETERNAL GRAY



Nov 20 2009 9:25 AM

Thanks Derek Sheen, we're glad to share our music with you.

Now we have a Page on Facebook too, feel free to join us there.

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Stay in touch!
Eternal Gray
Ceremony of Opposites signs w/ PAINKILLER RECORDS

Ceremony of Opposites signs w/ PAINKILLER RECORDS



Nov 19 2009 7:48 AM

Hello you :). Thanks for the friendship!
Come over and check our new tunes.

SEE YA ON THE ROAD!!
Greets, Ceremony of Opposites.



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9 january 2010 Nieuwjaarsbeuk - Alkmaar (NL)
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20 february 2010 Wizzfest - Aalter (BE)







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Nov 17 2009 7:49 PM

New Web Site!



Check out my new website at PopHaydn.com

There you will find The True Story of Pop Haydn, cool graphics, and great videos.

Let me know what you think!
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Help Our wounded Troops



Oct 2 2009 6:10 PM

Thanks for supporting our Troops! I appreciate it and I know our Troops appreciate it.

If you would like to help us thank those still serving overseas and help those coming home wounded, please stop by the profile, read the latest blog and do what you can.

Thanks again and have a great week.

Jerry


Marc Ceccotti

Marc Ceccotti



Sep 21 2009 1:10 PM

Hi Derek,
Thanks for the Friendship , very much appreciated !
Pleased to discover your myspace page & work !


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Thank you for supporting independent music!!!
Marc
Vanessa Thompson

Vanessa Thompson



Sep 15 2009 1:38 AM

Hey! Thank you for supporting my music. Check out my web site at www.vanessathompson.net and my music videos at www.youtube.com.   One of my youtube videos is below for you to hear. If you like it, feel free to put it on your page and share it with your friends. There are also some banners on my page if you want to use them on your page. If you have Facebook, please add me. Some are putting me in their top friends. The support is really appreciated. Hope you liked the cover on Hollywood Celebrity Magazine. If you like my music, please add it to your play list for others to hear. Thank you :)
 
My new music video to my song "Heartbreakin Game" should be coming out in the near future. There is also a fanpop page for me that has been set up. If you get a chance visit it at http://lnk.ms/0zvbC . You can also sign up to follow me on twitter at www.twitter.com/vanessathompson :)
"LEGENDS OF MY SPACE"

"LEGENDS OF MY SPACE"



Sep 12 2009 2:02 AM

Why won't you use my jokes dude, couple a spliffs and it's funny as shit!!!
Emma

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Sep 1 2009 2:17 AM


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Aug 14 2009 9:51 PM

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Make A Star

Make A Star



Aug 10 2009 9:44 PM

Derek Sheen -

Glad to be connected.  Check out our Best Song and Best Music Video contests.

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Jul 25 2009 7:49 AM

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Jun 29 2009 8:28 PM

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Pop Haydn

Whit



Jun 12 2009 3:47 PM

Colossal Medicine Show News!

Antonio Hoyos will be joining us on the 16th of June, appearing as "The Great Antoine!"

We are delighted that this great comedic performer can join our line-up.



The Pop Haydn Post-Modern Medicine Show will be appearing at The Laugh Factory, 8001 Sunset Blvd. in Hollywood! One show at 8:00 PM.

Pop will be joined by Professor Dave Bourne and the Medicine Show Band, Rob Zabrecky, Sophie Evans, Antonio Hoyos, Phil Van Tee and Pop's Candy Girls for a wonderful show of Old Time Music, magic, comedy and variety.

It'll make you feel better!

Tickets are $20 in advance, $25 at the door.

19th Century Attire Welcome!

You can buy tickets at LaughFactory.com or call: 323-6561336 ext 1.

For more information and video go to my Myspace Profile or:

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Within a broken axis (New song up!)

Within a broken axis (New song up!)



Jun 9 2009 7:10 PM

Please Vote for us in all 3 cities!




 Cheers and Horns up to ya!   Thanks ~ I Borjan
Trio (The.Rhythm.Is.Odd)

Trio (The.Rhythm.Is.Odd)



Jun 5 2009 6:21 PM

Thanks for the add!
Cheers
Bjorn
Creepycult

Creepycult



Jun 5 2009 4:00 AM

hope to see you at crypticon in seattle this weekend!!!
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