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Me, Myself and I
I'm 20! I don't really know what to tell you about myself. It's always hard trying to describe yourself, even though you know yourself better than anyone else. But I will give it a go. I'm funny at times but I kind of try a little too hard to get a laugh sometimes. I'm smart; I hope because I have a college education and other than that I'm just a happy nice person. I guess, I could tell you the stuff I like to do. Well I wonder if being lazy counts. There's lots of stuff I like doing sleeping, eating and being merry but I also like a good moan and just have a good whine now and again. Plus watching hours and hours of mind rotting TV, is another great activity I like to take part in. I also like computer games, I’ve had all the major console of the last 15-20 years and at the moment I have the Xbox 360 and the ps3, my gamer name on both is DesiredTime. I'm a huge fan of cartoon from the 70's to the early 90's. I've racked my brains out trying to think of as many as I could these are what I have thought of so far: Jem and the Holograms Transformers Thundercats Power Rangers Gobots He-Man Godzilla The Real Ghostbusters Thundarr the Barbarian Captain Planet Centurions Danger Mouse Count Duckula Jimbo and the JetSet Mr Men The Moomins Dungeons & Dragons M.A.S.K Alfred J. Kwak Around the World with Willy Fog Battle of the Planets Denver The Last Dinosaur The Raccoons Muppet Babies Dogtanian and the Three Muskehounds Josie and the Pussycats Samurai pizza cats She-Ra Princess of Power Thomas the Tank Engine Captain Bucky O'Hare Fireman Sam Inspector Gadget Ulysses 31 Visionaries Johnny Quest defenders of the earth Postman Pat Mighty Max Spiderman Robotech Jayce and the Wheeled Warriors Teenage Mutant Hero Turtles Robotix Bananaman The Trap Door Silverhawks
Chuck Norris Facts
1.Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits. 2.The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain. 3.There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist. 4.Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill. 5.The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer 6.Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls. 7.Chuck Norris is my Homeboy. 8.Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting.... CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING 9.When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. 10.Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. 11.There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live. 12.Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris. 13.Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding. 14.Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice. 15.When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down. 16.Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head. 17.Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush. 18.There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up. 19.Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink. 20.Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is. 21.Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door. 22.Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost 23.Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV. 24.Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship. 25.Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean. 26.Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down. 27.The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably. 28.Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous. 29.The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist. 30.Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe, with eleven herbs and spices. But nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear. 31.Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves. 32.Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress. 33.What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe. 34.Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis. 35.Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... a suicide. 36.Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out. 37.Chuck Norris doesn’t wash his clothes, he disembowels them. 38.Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse you in the face. 39.Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!" 40.Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made. 41.Faster than a speeding bullet ... more powerful than a locomotive ... able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... yes, these are some of Chuck Norris's warm-up exercises. 42.Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People. 43.There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
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