Gaucheboy ®
Gaucheboy ® the gauche in the machine"Dude,37Boston, MattressjuicesUnited StatesLast Login: 1970

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39 years old
Boston, Massachusetts
United States



Last Login: 1/5/2010
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    Gaucheboy ®'s Interests
General
I'm into Situationism, Mel Brooks, Python, punk rock, the Von Trapp family...pretty much anything involving Nazis and dancing.


Music
Several obscure hardcore and hip hop groups that will make you think I am cool and authentic. (V.U. wannabe garage bands,too!)

Movies
Raging Bull, Dead Man, Wattstax,The Searchers,Mulholland Drive, Nashville,O Brother Where Art Thou?, Roma,The Royal Tenenbaums,The Last Laugh,Raising Arizona, Henry and June, The Dreamers, Network, Audition, Chinatown(e),The Last Waltz, Brazil, 8 1/2, Repo Man, Harold and Maude, Deconstructing Harry, A Hard Day's Night, Blow Up, Blue Velvet,My Left Foot, Duck Soup, Leaving Las Vegas, This Is Spinal Tap, Urgh! A Music War, Videodrome, Frances, Blade Runner, Pulp Fiction, The Bad Lieutenant, The Conformist, Saint Ralph, Amelie, Eternal Sunshine, Adaptation, Ran, The Big Lebowski, Quills,Apocalypse Now, Do The Right Thing, A Love Song for Bobby Long, You Can Count On Me and silly French incest films come immediately to mind.
Television
Is harmless, at first, and so very entertaining. It charms you with sweet-talk, and says it's going out for a latté. Then television comes home at three in the morning with distilled breath, the nice dinner you cooked gone cold and glutinous, candles burned to stumps, champagne flat in the bottle, promises you it will never happen again, tells you you're pretty and drunkenly tries to initiate anal sex. You deserve so much better than television.
Books
Cormac McCarthy, Nabakov, Hanif Kureishi, Pablo Neruda, Jim Harrison, Martin Amis, Jonathan Lethem, Jane Austen, Lester Bangs, Haruki Murakami, Rilke and Camille Paglia are in heavy rotation right now. Too many to list. Stuart Dybek is a great short story writer who's finally getting his due. Leonard Michaels died without getting his. For me, style equals soul.
HeroesHogan,Billy Wilder.

     Gaucheboy ®'s Details
Status:In a Relationship
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Zodiac Sign:Gemini
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Children:Undecided
Occupation:proser/shiftless flaneur

   Gaucheboy ®'s Companies
University of Bucharest
Slivovitz, RO
Emeritus Professor of Anal Linguistics
and Psychogeography

I was assured there would be no math here.



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   Gaucheboy ®'s Blurbs
About me:


I'm just a regular guy who likes to paint cats and shave your grandmother.

I have an unhealthy fascination with words, booze, BBQ and all forms of altered consciousness. The grind= cooking, fiction & abusing my guitars.

"Be uncomfortable," runs Gunther Eich's maxim. "Be sand not oil in the machinery of the world."


Dale Carnegie my ass; I'm going bar-hopping with Gunther.

(Obligatory legalese: steal a single word from this page and your genitals will fall-off in the shower. Sorry, my lawyer made me say it).

Who I'd like to meet:


Someone with talent in something other than self-promotion.


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all the world's a stage.

all the world's a stage.



Dec 18 2009 2:34 PM

"I have always thought of Christmas time, when it has come round, as a good time; a kind, forgiving, charitable time; the only time I know of, in the long calendar of the year, when men and women seem by one consent to open their shut-up hearts freely, and to think of people below them as if they really were fellow passengers to the grave, and not another race of creatures bound on other journeys." -Charles Dickens



Art by ladyofthewoo

The world IS pretty much a gigantic tv, day after day. Choose your role wisely. ;)

How are you doing this week? Happy holidays. ♥
Michele Mortem

Michele Mortem



Dec 3 2009 1:29 PM

Thanks for the b-day wishes!
all the world's a stage.

all the world's a stage.



Dec 3 2009 1:29 PM

"Symbolizing eternal hope,
the wreath goes 'round and 'round,
And where it starts or ends
cannot be found.
Woven of things that grow for life,
and hung for holiday delight.
The wreath must be left in place.
From Advent through Twelfth Night."
-Anonymous



Art by embeuu

♥ Happy Holidays ♥

Yes, I agree. Roses are definitely better than getting hit by fruit, unless you're on stage with your mouth open. ;)
Andrea

Andrea



Nov 22 2009 4:50 AM




Vintacghe Thanksgiving Turkeys Pictures, Images and Photos
Sending early holiday wishes to you for a wonderful Thanksgiving!  Love & Hugs, Andrea
Andrea

Andrea



Nov 20 2009 7:14 PM




xoxoxo, Andrea
all the world's a stage.

all the world's a stage.



Nov 19 2009 1:43 PM

"As we express our gratitude, we must never forget that the highest appreciation is not to utter words, but to live by them." -John Fitzgerald Kennedy



Art by littlemewhatever

Sorry to hear that. You should be receiving roses for your presence on stage. ;) Happy thanksgiving! ♥


Remedia Amoris

Remedia Amoris



Nov 19 2009 12:10 AM

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Andrea

Andrea



Nov 19 2009 12:10 AM


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Lotsa Love, Andrea
Remedia Amoris

Remedia Amoris



Nov 16 2009 5:45 PM

hello...


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aighmeigh

aighmeigh



Nov 15 2009 4:42 AM

Have I told you lately that I love you?  This was the best thing I've read in a long, long while.  I feel honored to be the recipient of your all too eloquent and hilarious prose. xoxo
EriK!a

Erika Shufeldt



Nov 14 2009 10:52 PM

hells yeah boyy!! haha
Theadina

Theadina



Nov 14 2009 12:43 AM

thank you :-)
♥ GAIL ™ ♡

♥ GAIL ™ ♡



Nov 9 2009 4:19 PM

PAPER OR CANDY?:D lol
M

M S



Nov 8 2009 7:19 PM

Too funny! Clever...I don't think he would!
M

M S



Nov 8 2009 6:56 PM

"I love Wagner, but the music I prefer is that of a
cat hung up by its tail outside a window and trying to stick to the
panes of glass with its claws."
~Charles Baudelaire
the bitch bites back: a blog

the bitch bites back: a blog



Nov 4 2009 7:02 PM


 

THANK YOU FOR BEING A FRIEND!!


XOXO
Pippi

Freckle Munster



Nov 3 2009 2:37 PM

Hehee, thank ya!
How was your Halloween?
M

M S



Nov 2 2009 2:41 PM

"I love mankind; it's people I can't stand." ~Charles M. Schulz

Thanks for the add, very interesting blogs...

♥ GAIL ™ ♡

♥ GAIL ™ ♡



Nov 2 2009 12:29 AM

tnx love <3
Natalie

Natalie



Oct 23 2009 3:14 PM

I haven't visited myspace in quite some time (other than from my phone)...and I'm realizing I've missed many, many blog posts from you.  I now intend to finish this bottle of wine and read everything you've written.....it is like christmas morning. xx 
ROS

ROS



Oct 20 2009 8:44 PM

Why are you not on facebook? Huh?
Elin Blodstrupmoen

Elin Blodstrupmoen



Oct 18 2009 3:06 PM

Thank you!!
Holly

Holly



Oct 1 2009 12:38 PM

We had no absinthe. What was wrong with us??
philclarkfiction

philclarkfiction



Sep 15 2009 6:42 PM

How are ya The Gauche?
Everything's fine buddy, ta. Working on a novel at the mo so not been posting too much on the site.
How's your writing goin' mucker?
Speak in a bit.
Holly

Holly



Sep 10 2009 5:41 PM

Sweet baby Jesus, that hotel. I think it's safe to say our hotel won't be quite that swanky. (I'll have to get back to you on the breasts.)
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