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Desperation Squad
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The Greatest Rock Band of All Time!



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Member Since11/1/2005
Band Websitewww.desperationsquad.com
Band MembersMr. P - vocals Bob Jones - guitar Ian Carlson - drums Logan from Duck Food - bass
InfluencesThe Beach Boys, Raymond Carver, All in the Family, that guy who's always at the bus stop, you know the one, on or about Towne and Foothill, been kicking around since the 70's, used to see him at the Music Plus bus stop a lot, but they're history now, kind of strange considering how much blow we all did in the 80's, staying up all night even though we had to open in the morning, get in there and there would always be the one stupid ass customer with a return, a Taylor Dayne 12" or some shit, we used to blast Run DMC and one day we just said the hell with it and we put on the Laker game, one of the Final games against the Celtics, Mary Cuevas got pissed but we ignored her, and who could forget when I poked the back door open a crack and the Alarm was standing there and I go, "Hey, the Alarm" and I ripped a big huge smelly fart but what I didn't know is that he was helping an old lady in the classical section, ain't that a bitch, Robin Harris, Gene Tracy, The Firesign Theater, Nolan Ryan, Richard Nixon, Mad Magazine, National Lampoon, Stripes, Zippy the Pinhead, and you know, like that
Sounds LikeWell, according to Woodbury the other night we sounded like shit because I was using the D-Squad microphone, which is all shot to hell, beaten down like a pizza and encrusted with the rancid goo of hundreds of past performances, I used it because I didn't want to fuck up Third Grade Teacher's mike, and then suddenly I hear Woodbury yelling at me and I scream "You Suck" I was introducing the song but he took it personally and after the show forced me into a big old scene right there by the full bar and I told him, "absolutely, I'm a total failure" you know and then he made it all about him, do you understand what that's all about? Well, the truth is we kick the shit of just about any band you could imagine, nobody will play after us and the ones that do have to step over our mess, the tortillas already brittle and hard, cans of syrup rolling around, and us off stage just laughing at them, it doesn't get any better than that I tell you, it just doesn't get any better than that!
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   About Desperation Squad

D-SQUAD WARPED TOUR VIDEOS (LONG VERSIONS!)

Pt. 1

Pt. 2

Long version! Uncut and uncensored!

The shut down! (With apologies to B. Wilson!)

Videos by Steve and Laura Cormack




D-SQUAD WARPED TOUR VIDEOS (SHORT VERSIONS!)

"You Suck"

"Jello Ball"

Short version! The trash is a-flyin'!

Mr. P Throws a Hot Dog Back to The Crowd!

Videos by Kev'Mo



D-SQUAD ON TV!

"Band!"

"Puppet Man"

D-SQUAD CLASSIC VIDEO 1 - PUPPET MAN 1986

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From "America's Got Talent" - 2006

From "Public Access Cable - 1986




ESSENTIAL D-SQUAD VIDS!

"Garage Tapes - Isla Vista"

"Warped Tour 2001"

D-SQUAD GARAGE TAPES 1 - ISLA VISTA

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D-SQUAD WARPED TOUR VIDEO 1 - PHOENIX ARIZONA 6-22-01

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Acoustic version shot in Bob's garage!

By the next day, the band was kicked off the bus!



D-SQUAD IN THE NEWS!

SmashedChair.Com! L.A. Times Blog!
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"It was the weirdest gig I've ever played," said Mr. P, lead singer of the Desperation Squad

"WARPED TOUR: PULLING THE PLUG, AND OTHER ACTS OF DESPERATION"

Photo by Orlando Pina - Story by Nathan Solis

Photo and story by Kevin Bronson

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RANDOM TIMELINE OF EVENTS

    1977 - Singer Mr. P sees Iggy Pop in concert at Santa Monica Civic Auditorium. Life changed forever.

    1980 - Debut of Nixon's Revenge. "Your Girlfriend's Ugly" played for first time.

    1983 - First D-Squad recording, "That Thing".

    1984 - First D-Squad live performance on back of pickup truck in Sav-On parking lot, Pomona California.

    1985 - Open two shows for Red Hot Chili Peppers at Pomona Valley Auditorium and one show in October with The Minutemen at Spatz in Newport Beach.

    1987 - Debut new crowd favorites "I Need A Girl (With A Car)" and "Me and My Drug Problem". First appearance of Panda Man.

    1988 - Cassette only release of "(In Memory Of) The Soul Cleanser)"

    1989 - Drunken run-in between D-Squad guitar player Bob Jones and Poison gutiar player C. C. Deville backstage at Whiskey A-Go-Go, Hollywood.

    1990 - First CD release "Hot Diggity Dogs". Open several shows for Social Distortion, including over 2,000 people at Cal Poly Pomona show.

    1993 - Mr. P runs for mayor of Pomona. Promises to "put boom box in mayor's office and crank tunes all day." New cassette single "I Am The Mayor (The Rock and Roll Mayor) includes flip side sung in Spanish "Soy El Alcalde (El Alcalde de Rock and Roll)"

    1993-1998 - Mysterious "hiatus" period.

    1999 - D-Squad resurrection, with all original members. Infamous "beef penis" incident at Old Town Pub, Pasadena.

    2000 - Band debuts "new" more mature creative direction, including new songs "Best Ass in Rock and Roll," ""I'm An Asshole (For Rock and Roll)" and old Nixons Revenge favorite "(We Ain't Getting) No Pussy Tonight". Also, food stuffs introduced to act.

    2001 - Invited to play Warped Tour. Debut new CD "This is Our Demo", which features song "Taco Truck". After one week, kicked off tour bus in Los Angeles and sent home in stretch limo. Band returns in rented vehicle and plays 30 more shows, showing off new "EAT MY FUCK" t-shirts. Submit "This is Our Demo" CD to manager of Tenacious D, for tour consideration. They are turned down. Band featured in online photo galleries of Rolling Stone and NYRock. Also written up in Cleveland Scene. In preperation for show in San Francisco with the Incredibly Strange Wrestlers, introduce tortilla-throwing during "Taco Truck".

    2003 - Jack Black "MTV Diary" segment shows Tenacious D working up new song entitled "Taco Truck From Hell".

    2003 - Courtney Love arrested in New York, comes out the next night wearing custom made D-Squad "EAT MY FUCK" shirt. Shirt eventually seen by millions after being featured in, among other magazines, Rolling Stone, Q and Zinc.

    2005 - Appear on cable program "Queer Edge with Jack E. Jett". Anna Nicole Smith Show star and media whore Bobby Trendy gives approval to Mr. P g-string.

    2006 - Appear on No. 1 new prime time TV show of the summer, America's Got Talent.

    2007 - Return to Warped Tour for one show - shut down after three songs after crowd starts trash riot.


   


   


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Six Thousand Miles

Six Thousand Miles



Dec 9 2009 1:04 PM

We used to be called "Mumrik" that was looking for a singer and now we finally found a singer and the band name became STM since we are working together at a distance of 6000miles from Leeds, UK to Kyoto, Japan.
And we uploaded 3 songs now. Check them and let me know what you think. Thanks.
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King Dean

King Dean



Dec 4 2009 3:28 AM

You guys are my Heroes. The Warped-Tour-Cunts don`t know shit.
TACO TRUCK!!!

Greetings from Switzerland
Ben


PROPERTY SIX

PROPERTY SIX



Nov 30 2009 10:40 PM

Come check out Ladiebug's birthday show on December 4th...GREEN BUDS AND JAM 3!!! Featuring P6 with DJ Madd Rich from 101.5 JAMZ! This show WILL be a freakin' blast! Tickets are buy one get one free! Check the flyer for details. See ya there!



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Oh, and for those of you who aren't in AZ...stop by and leave us some love! We love to hear from all you crazy cats out there in MySpace land...ONELOVE
PROPERTY SIX

PROPERTY SIX



Oct 17 2009 12:59 AM


What's up!? Just wanted to let you know what was going on with P6! Our 9th anniversary show is this Halloween! We will be playing with Bulletboys (Smooth Up in Ya back from the 80's!), Bionic Jive (AZ's resident old-school rap/rock soldiers!) and more at The Platinum Club inside Skye.





Also we're finally recording new tracks! Keep an eye out in November for our 2 track EP featuring songs off our upcoming new album "The New Amerikan Idols." Thanks for being our friend and don't be afraid to leave some love for us...Ladiebug and the rest of the band always like to make a personal response ;-) OneLove Sixers!!!

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DECADENT ROOTS

DECADENT ROOTS



Oct 15 2009 3:46 PM

What
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Oct 14 2009 8:47 PM

Happyyy Birthday Mr.P! :)<3
ACETILEN

ACETILEN



Oct 14 2009 5:10 PM

thanx for friendship!!! you are always welcomed on our page!!!
Phillip Graffham

Phillip Graffham



Sep 25 2009 8:04 AM

Painting by Bob Jones, around 1989.



Count Dante

Count Dante



Sep 11 2009 3:52 AM

I just went into my garage to spar on the heavy bag. Count Dante's gotta' keep in fighting shape you know. I was flipping through a CD booklet from my car and found your demo from 2001. I flinged stinging jabs and ripped hooks and uppercuts to the canvas bag all while using the mad beats of "Asshole for Rock and Roll" and "Band" for motivation. Desperation Squad, you have given me the eye of the tiger, the edge.

I remain,

Count Dante
The Rocketz NEW CD OUT NOW!

The Rocketz NEW CD OUT NOW!



Sep 10 2009 5:11 PM

Hi, our new CD is in stores and on-line everywhere. Here is our newest video from that CD East LA




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Aug 11 2009 2:49 AM

"The best band of all times"  I still agree.
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Aug 10 2009 6:32 PM

O-GA-SAW-RA
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Aug 7 2009 1:58 AM

Hey sorry I can't message for some reason.
Yeah it's pretty hot down here but right now it's cold.
Sure I'd like to help! How could I?
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Rodents Of Unusual Size



Aug 4 2009 7:19 PM

THANX FOR THE ADD.

HEY WE NEED EVERYONE OF OUR FRIENDS HELP TO PLAY FLASH ROCK LIVE IT ONLY TAKES A SECOND TO VOTE JUST CLICK THE LINK SCROLL TO RODENTS OF UNUSUAL SIZE AND CLICK BAND NAME AND SCROLL TO SUBMIT AND YOUR DONE.

THANX FOR BEING OUR FRIENDS.





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Jul 24 2009 12:13 PM

Coming to Belgium this summer?
you can crash at my place :)
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Jul 8 2009 3:33 AM

aww, dudes! rad song!
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