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Bam Bam
Stand-Up / Rated R / Alternative

		Comedian/Guitar Player for Outlaw Social Club Male 49 years old Detroit, MICHIGAN United States Last Login: 11/19/2009
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MySpace URL:

www.myspace.com/detroitsbambam

Bam Bam's Comedian Bio

Bio	Originally heavy steel hauler from Detroit. Biker from birth, Bam Bam is now pursuing a career in stand-up comedy. Heres a man who rode his way out of one bad ass neighborhood... into another. Hes opened for many people... whose names have been changed to protect the innocent! He slightly chauvinistic, politically correct he is not. Hell tell you what he thinks cuz he never sweats the small stuff, an indictment is not a conviction!! He wont do the crime if he cant do the time. So come and see his show if you think youre tough enough to handle the laughs! He has something for everyone and theres plenty of him to go around!!
Website	detroitsbambam.freehomepage.com, myspace.com/outlawsocialclub, detroitcity.com/BamBam
TV Shows	Currently A Contestant on the reality series I Too Want To Be A TV Star, X-TREME GONG SHOW (Hollywood CA.), HA HA`S COMEDY HALF HOUR (Detroit, MI.) COMMERCIALS FOR: T.K. WENDALLS (Champaign, ILL.) GARY FIELDS COMEDY CLUB (Battle Creek, MI), TWIST AND SHOUT (Lima, OH )
Films	AMSTEROIDS (Security Goon), HARDBALL (Ball Park Patron), RICHARD HEAT (Head Thug), SURVIVING THE RUSH (Movie Patron),
Albums	CD: Back in Society, DVD: Back in Society

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Bam Bam's Interests

General	Riding My Bike, Watching Funny Shit, Doing Stand Up
Music	I play Music (Guitar) and the Radio
Movies	I`m in Hardball, Richard Heat and Surviving the Rush, Also to be released Early next year Amsteroids.
Television	The Extreme Gong Show, Blade the Series.
Books	Yeah the Biker can Read. My Favorite Book is (Matches),
Heroes	My Heroes are the men and women fighting for my country in Iraq and around the world. GOD BLESS THEM
Groups:	Baltimore Comedians, NYC Underground Comedy Fest, My Name Is Earl, www.BravestNightofComedy.com, Craig Carmean, Comedian: Fans and his MySpace Whores, Kim M. Harrison Comedy Fan Club, Kris Shaw Fan Club, WESTSIDE ROD&CUSTOMS CAR CLUB OF MICHIGAN View All Bam Bam's Groups

Bam Bam's Details

Status:	Married
Here for:	Networking, Friends
Hometown:	Detroit,Mi
Body type:	6' 1" / More to love!
Ethnicity:	White / Caucasian
Religion:	Other
Zodiac Sign:	Aries
Education:	High school
Occupation:	Comedian

Bam Bam's Schools

Redford High School
Detroit,Michigan
Graduated: 1978
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma

1974 to 1978

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Bam Bam's Blurbs

About me:

*TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey*
Name:	Bam Bam
Birthday:	My Mom won`t tell me
Birthplace:	Its Been torn down
Current Location:	In my Chair
Eye Color:	Brown
Hair Color:	Very Long Brown
Height:	6`1"
Right Handed or Left Handed:	Right
Your Heritage:	Italian, English and lots of other things(comes from a long line of sluts)
The Shoes You Wore Today:	Bowling Shoes (I wish I bowled the shoes are cool)
Your Weakness:	Women with lots of Money
Your Fears:	Being mauled by a Hamster
Your Perfect Pizza:	Free
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:	Becoming Rich and Famous
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:	Don`t you have a cell phone asshole( thats just when my Mom IMs me)
Thoughts First Waking Up:	Damn I made it to another day
Your Best Physical Feature:	Hair
Your Bedtime:	I`m a grown man Damn it. I can stay up past midnight
Your Most Missed Memory:	The good ones I never had
Pepsi or Coke:	Pepsi Cause I used to have a problem with coke
MacDonalds or Burger King:	Chinese Buffet
Single or Group Dates:	Group dates (Me and 4 Women isn`t that a Group)
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:	THC
Chocolate or Vanilla:	Depends on what were talking about.
Cappuccino or Coffee:	I like my caffene shot straight in the vain (mainline)
Do you Smoke:	Puff, Puff, Pass
Do you Swear:	I was a truck driver for over 20 years
Do you Sing:	No (never told on anybody in my life)
Do you Shower Daily:	You can shower more than just on Saturday Night
Have you Been in Love:	Does with myself count?
Do you want to go to College:	College Girls are wild
Do you want to get Married:	Again
Do you belive in yourself:	I lie to me all the time why would I believe me
Do you get Motion Sickness:	Not if I stand real still
Do you think you are Attractive:	I would do me (But I come from a long line of sluts)
Are you a Health Freak:	Have you seen me?
Do you get along with your Parents:	No
Do you like Thunderstorms:	No I get wet
Do you play an Instrument:	Yes Guitar
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:	Yes
In the past month have you Smoked:	Yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs:	Yes
In the past month have you gone on a Date:	No
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:	Were else would you go when you don`t have a job.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos:	No
In the past month have you eaten Sushi:	No ( does something else fishy count)
In the past month have you been on Stage:	Yes
In the past month have you been Dumped:	ON, Yes
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping:	Yes and it would have been more fun if there had been water involved.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything:	If it ain`t nailed down its free
Ever been Drunk:	Who thought of these questions must have been drunk
Ever been called a Tease:	No but theres still time
Ever been Beaten up:	couple times with a car
Ever Shoplifted:	No but I am willing to learn
How do you want to Die:	In my sleep on my 465 birthday
What do you want to be when you Grow Up:	Tall
What country would you most like to Visit:	Im happy here in America
*In a Boy/Girl..*
Favourite Eye Color:	Any Color
Favourite Hair Color:	Any Color
Short or Long Hair:	Long
Height:	Any
Weight:	Any
Best Clothing Style:	Naked
Number of Drugs I have taken:	Who counts
Number of CDs I own:	To many
Number of Piercings:	8
Number of Tattoos:	4
Number of things in my Past I Regret:	Don`t remember there names
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!

" You are 100% biker !"

You truly love the open road & live to ride ! Live 2 Ride Ride 2 LiveLive 2 Ride Ride 2 LiveLive 2 Ride Ride 2 LiveLive 2 Ride Ride 2 LiveLive 2 Ride Ride 2 LiveLive 2 Ride Ride 2 LiveLive 2 Ride Ride 2 LiveLive 2 Ride Ride 2 LiveLive 2 Ride Ride 2 LiveLive 2 Ride Ride 2 LiveLive 2 Ride Ride 2 LiveLive 2 Ride Ride 2 LiveLive 2 Ride Ride 2 LiveLive 2 Ride Ride 2 Live

R U a real biker ?
Quizzes for MySpace

Its always about me well ok then here goes. On a good day, I`m a Butthole and a Prick. On a bad day, Lets just say I`m an Asshole and a Dick. And on other days I`m just Me.

Who I'd like to meet:
A Rich woman who wants to be my mistress and shower me with money and gifts. If I can`t meet her then Introduce me to her sister

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Bam Bam has 759 friends.

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4th Annual Benjamin Franklin Memorial Poker Run!	Jun 14 2009 7:25 PM LESS THAN 6 WEEKS AWAY! Great Ride. Great Prizes. Great Time. Great Cause. See You There! ..
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