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I Was Concieved In Uranus' Testicles

I Made My Etiological Exit Out Of Gaia's Vagina

Chronus Smacked My Ass To Help Me Breathe

A Cabin At The Top Of Mt. Olympus Is The First Place I Called Home

At Infancy Thetis Annointed Me With Ambrosia And Then Placed Me Upon A Fire To Burn Away My Mortal Portions

While Playing In The Front Yard, A Swing Hit My Head. It Just So Happens That People Blame This Incident For My Actions

I Sneezed Out The Primordial Ooze

I Turned My Thigh Into A Womb And Gave Birth To Dionysus

I Solved The Sphynxes Riddle, Killed My Father And Had Children With My Mother Before Savagely Gouging My Own Eyes Out

I Tought The Moerae To Spin Thread And Use Scissors

After Spending 4 Days In A Tomb Jesus Personally Visited The City Of Bethany To Resurrect Me

I Was Caligula's First Cosmotologist

I, Unfortunately, Am Blamed For Teaching Bob Dylan How To Shave

In 2004 I traveled to Islamabad to Study The Wombaticus Rex Exegesis

I Slay Women And Rape Dragons

I Have A 2 Headed Penis

I Used The Sonnenberg Tunnel As A Rubber

I Was Eventually Betrayed By My Followers...And With One Poetical Line I Rolled Over And Died.

All These Events In My Life...Turned Me Into The Rapper I Am Now.

Now You Know What The Legend Is.