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  1. Deven Green

    I need some very thin people to sing Karen Carpenter songs - who, ironically, will step up to the plate? http://t.co/d2hdF0ZQXW

  2. Deven Green

    May 26th Sunday - 6.30 Deven 8.00 @SeleneLuna. @AkbarLosAngeles is tits next Sunday. http://t.co/WMYLBalM8v

  3. Deven Green

    What a weekend - sorry you had to blow out your throat. Was it worth it? http://t.co/eY3EvNUAPs

  4. Deven Green

    Join me at 6.30pm today at @AkbarLosAngeles where I will unveil my new theme song for the joint...'cause I am so happy playing there :)

  5. Deven Green

    Pardon me, I think my vajeene just sneezed! http://t.co/s2Z0IFXfDM

  6. Deven Green

    I had a very moist dream because I ___________ before I went to bed. http://t.co/fKbjfc5yHr

  7. Deven Green

    It's not really porn unless I am videotaping it. What title shall we use? http://t.co/W2FMkbfh8z

  8. Deven Green

    Deep pockets, fat head, big balls, no sweat! http://t.co/eY3EvNUAPs

  9. Deven Green

    I do exercise! http://t.co/xpZ7VhcR8w

  10. Deven Green

    See you at 6.30 @AkbarLosAngeles - looking like this :) http://t.co/8cSlz7pKVT

  11. Deven Green

    Live show: Akbar 6.30pm today (then Selene's Dog & Pony Show at 8.00pm) I will be a Mother tonight. A Mother F-er.

  12. Deven Green

    If you love my profile photo it is by @austin_young who is on the front of the NYTimes today !!! http://t.co/qbQTYLt3zz

  13. Deven Green

    Sunday, May 12th 6.30pm at @AkbarLosAngeles. You will stay for @SeleneLuna 8.00pm...attendance will be taken and noted on your records.

  14. Deven Green

    I will be at @FlappersComedy Lounge 8.00 Friday, which happens to be tonight, playing every song you have ever heard.

  15. Deven Green

    I am 'exotic white'...what is your colour? http://t.co/eY3EvNUAPs

  16. Deven Green

    Just had an earthquake...I am okay but my pants accidentally flew right off of me LOL

  17. Deven Green

    ________________ is a waste of a hole. http://t.co/eY3EvNUAPs

  18. Deven Green

    You can have 3 times a day or once at night...what will it be? http://t.co/eY3EvNUAPs

  19. Deven Green

    When you wake up in a hotel room do you do this? http://t.co/S1FSuI6uvK

  20. Deven Green

    Thank you to all my friends who played, 'drink every time you see Deven's face on RPDR Finale!' I presume you are still wasted this morning.

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