I love my music. I love playing pool. I am a season ticket holder at Blackburn Rovers, I got married at Ewood Park in a blue and white suit with the Rovers badge on it. Hardcore. I love riding my motorbikes, I love playing video games I'm a Nintendo guy at heart and always have been. I'm also the biggest Batman freak you've ever met, if it exists and it has Batman on it, chances are I own it. My son's even called Kane after Bob Kane who created Batman. And for those philistines who go, 'Batman's for kids' due to forming their ideas based on the 60's Adam West series and an ignorance of comics, I say 'Fuck off.' He's a borderline psychotic, barely keeping a grip on 'reality' by kidding himself it's about fighting crime, not vengeance. He had 'one bad day' like the Joker. They could be the same person and they sort of are...just different. Read 'The Killing Joke', 'Son of the Demon' and 'Dark Knight Returns' then come talk to me.
Music
See, I'm one of the most red-blooded, heterosexual men you could hope to meet...but I tell you now, I WOULD DO Eddie Vedder.
I love my music. This may sound pretentious, but I don't just hear music, I 'feel' it. It affects the way I feel, the mood I'm in, everything. My mate reckons it's weird that most of my favourite music either upsets me or makes me angry. That's just me I guess? My favourite bands are Type O Negative, Nine Inch Nails, Slayer, Pearl Jam, Tool, Alice in Chains, Fear Factory and yes...I like Nickelback and I'm proud of the fact!
I like other music apart from rock, I love non-cheesy dance, old school rap, drum and bass, Neil Diamond, Elvis, Dean Martin. Basically, if I like it, I like it. I have to admit to having a thing for cheese as well. I love MC Hammer, Vanilla Ice and the mighty Backstreet Boys.
Movies
Like my music, I'm not exactly famed for my happy tastes, I tend to like things that twat my head. Favourite films are Prince of Tides, The Butterfly Effect, Sleepers, Crash, Jacob's Ladder. Freud would have a field day! I do other stuff as well, I love Mary Poppins (Julie Andrews was stunning) I love anything to do with the Zucker Brothers, Saw is awesome. George A Romero is a dude, but he's lost it recently. Big Lebowski is funny as.
I don't watch much tv. I love One Foot In The Grave, best program ever. I also love Father Ted, Kids In The Hall, Blackadder, In The Night Garden, Mock The Week, Lost and Heroes. Wildlife programs are about the only thing the whole family can agree to watch. As long as they're not shit animals like squirrels. We want teeth, venom and danger. Oh, we also all love Top Gear.
Books
I love my comics. Characters I like tend to have a dark side. Batman, Punisher, Ghost Rider, Wolverine...all a bit twisted. I love Neil Gaiman, Sandman is awesome. Bookwise, I read Dave Pelzer, but it ain't happy reading.
Heroes
I don't really know what Heroes are anymore. I would've said Batman, but can someone who has a slender grip on reality to say the least, a split personality, borderline psychotic issues and hospitalises people on a regular basis really be classed as a hero?
Recent experience has taught me that my heroes are the people who have stuck with me through all the shit that comes with me. I know it's not easy but you never let me down. Thank you, Glenn and Nicky.
Who? Who is but the form following the function of what and what I am is a man in a mask...I'm not questioning your powers of observation I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is......I'm me. Not sure whether I'm happy about that or not, depends what hour of the day you ask me. Either way, nothing I can do about it so I just get on as best I can. I have two sons that I would kill for. They keep me going. I've got a Wife who's probably the reason I'm still about today. I have a head that works in a strange way. I've been called 'Tangent Man' in my past 'coz I seem to drift off topic quite often. It's also been said I'm wired up differently, I live in my own world and I'm weird. I guess all are partly true. I tend to have highs or lows, loves or hates, there's no inbetween with me, so piss me off and you're gone. I've also got a roundabout in my head, but that's another story.....
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Your results: You are Batman
Batman
75%
Spider-Man
70%
Green Lantern
70%
Iron Man
70%
The Flash
60%
Wonder Woman
57%
Hulk
55%
Superman
50%
Catwoman
50%
Robin
42%
Supergirl
37%
You are dark, love gadgets and have vowed to help the innocent not suffer the pain you have endured.
Who I'd like to meet:
Stephen Fry, that would be an awesome night on the piss. There's a few people I'd love a beer with, Ross Noble and Eddie Izzard, the conversation would be as random as anything and would baffle every fucker apart from us. Billy Connolly would be top. As for females, there's WAY too many to list....but a few? Salma Hayek, Emilie Autumn, Napalm from Suicide Girls, Shakira, Kate Silverton. Although not for the reasons of sterling conversation like with the fellas. I'm also hoping to meet god if he exists, so I can ask him what kind of a cunt he thinks he is, letting so many terrible things happen unchallenged, usually to those that least deserve it.
So after getting bombarded every 2 seconds on Twitter by 3OH!3, I finally watched their new music video. I LOVE the song Starstrukk probably my favorite off the cd but the video was shit. I'm pretty convinced that the "art" of making a decent music video is gone.
See, I'm one of the most red-blooded, heterosexual men you could hope to meet...but I tell you now, I WOULD DO Eddie Vedder.
I love my music. This may sound pretentious, but I don't just hear music, I 'feel' it. It affects the way I feel, the mood I'm in, everything. My mate reckons it's weird that most of my favourite music either upsets me or makes me angry. That's just me I guess? My favourite bands are Type O Negative, Nine Inch Nails, Slayer, Pearl Jam, Tool, Alice in Chains, Fear Factory and yes...I like Nickelback and I'm proud of the fact!
I like other music apart from rock, I love non-cheesy dance, old school rap, drum and bass, Neil Diamond, Elvis, Dean Martin. Basically, if I like it, I like it. I have to admit to having a thing for cheese as well. I love MC Hammer, Vanilla Ice and the mighty Backstreet Boys.
