Danielle
Danielle it's all water under the bridge now...

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30 years old
Estero, Florida
United States



Last Login: 11/30/2009
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IM NOT ORDINARY. I DONT CARE WHAT YOU THINK, IM ECCENTRIC AND WILL SAY WHAT I FEEL. IF YOU JUDGE ME BY WHAT YOU READ ON MYSPACE WHICH IS A ONE DIMENSION OUTLET OF MY CREATIVE EXPRESSION THEN I PITY YOU. CHANCES ARE IF YOU THINK I HATE YOU..THAN I DO HATE YOU.I AM A DEVIANT, CLOSET PERVERT, HERMIT, MYSPACE STALKER, CREEPY LURKER.I LIKE TO PEE ON PEOPLE. I LOVE BLACK LICORICE JUJY FRUIT. I DANCE A FIERCE VERSION OF THE ROBOT. I HATE CUTSIE SHIT,I THINK ADULTS WITH STUFFED ANIMALS IN THIER ROOM ARE IDIOTS AND I HATE CLUTTER. I DESPISE WOOD PANNELING. MY FAVORITE COLOR IS BLACK. I NEVER WANT CHILDREN SO DO NOT ASK WHY.I MADE MY MIND UP WHEN I WAS PRE PUBESCENT, AND MY MIND HAS YET TO CHANGE.CHILDREN ARE LIKE NEEDY , WHINY PARASITES, I KNOW SINCE I STILL AM ONE MYSELF TO MY PARENTS. MY FAVORITE THING ABOUT CHILDREN IS WHEN YOU GET TO GIVE THEM BACK TO THEIR PARENTS. I HAVE BEEN TOLD I WALK LIKE A BULLDYKE..WHATEVER THAT MEANS. I ALWAYS WANTED TO BE A MECHANIC OR STAND UP COMIC. I HATE CATS BECAUSE NOT ONLY AM I ALLERGIC BUT BECAUSE THEY ARE LAME AND NOT CAPABLE OF PERFORMING NEAT TRICKS, I HATE BIG DOGS I HAVE BEEN ATTACKED BY BIG DOGS MORE THAN A FEW TIMES . I AM A SUCKER FOR TOY BREED DOGS. I HAVE A YORKIE NAMED FRANK. HE THINKS HE IS SEXY AND LIKES TO SHOW OFF HIS SMALL GOODS, I ALLOW HIM TO THINK AND DO SO I WOULDNT WANT TO HURT HIS CONFIDENCE . I HAVE TO HAVE MY OWN WAY. AFTER ALL IT IS MY LIFE.I REFUSE TO WORK FOR THE MAN...OR ANY MAN FOR THAT MATTER. IM A BITCH TO DEAL WITH..AND IM CRANKY ALL THE TIME. IM A FEMALE SUPREMACIST YET IM NOT A BRA BURNER, IF YOU HAD CANS AS BIG AS MINE YOUD NEED YOUR BRA TOO. I'LL TELL YOU IF I HAVE TO SHIT OR FART AND I ALWAYS HAVE TO DO ONE OR THE OTHER.GIRLS DO FART AND SHIT PROBABLY JUST AS BAD AS MEN. GENTLEMEN, NEVER TRUST A GIRL THAT SAYS OTHERWISE. I SAY WHATEVER I FEEL USUALLY, AND I DONT CARE IF I HURT YOUR FEELINGS. I HATE PROTESTORS, HIPPIES, AND PEOPLE WHO ARGUE POLITICS. I AM A SNOB AND SELF PROCLAIMED GOSSIP MONGER. I WILL TALK ABOUT YOU BEHIND YOUR BACK. OH WELL. YOU PROBABLY DO THE SAME ABOUT ME! I HAVE BEEN SEARCHING MY WHOLE LIFE FOR THE MEANING OF HAPPINESS. I HAVE FOUND THAT MONEY TRULY DOES BUY HAPPINESS.I LIKE IT.. AND IT LIKES ME. WHEN I SAY SOMETHING IT'S FINAL. I HATE WHEN PEOPLE CONTRADICT WHAT I SAY. IF I SAY IM FAT...I MEAN IT.I AM THE MOST REAL PERSON YOU WILL EVER MEET.I REFUSE TO ALLOW MY WINGS TO BE CLIPPED BY THE STANDARDS OF SOCIETY. I AM A SPOILED ROTTEN BRAT, DEAL WITH IT, OR MOVE ON. I HAVE POOR HEALTH DESPITE THE FACT I LOOK QUITE HEALTHY I LIVE WITH AN INCURABLE CHRONIC ILLNESS THAT KEEPS ME FROM A NORMAL 9 TO 5 SINCE IT IS QUITE DEBILITATING, IF YOU DON'T KNOW ME, DON'T PRY. DONT TRY TO CHEER ME UP . I LOATHE TELEPHONE CONVERSATION, PLEASE TEXT ME UNLESS ITS LIFE OR DEATH. I FEEL THE WORLD OWES ME. I FEEL LIFE OWES ME SO IM OUT TO GET WHAT IS RIGHTFULLY MINE. LATELY I DO MY OWN THING DESPITE THE NORMS OF SOCIETY. I AM FINE WITH ALL THAT IS STATED ABOVE, DON'T TRY TO CHANGE ME.












SCAB PICKING, BOOGER FLICKING, MAKING GREETING CARDS OUT OF TOENAIL CLIPPINGS, DOWNHILL SHOPPING CART RACES, CLEANING MY HOUSE WAY TOO MUCH, EATING OFF MY FLOORS TO PROVE TO PEOPLE HOW CLEAN MY HOUSE REALLY IS, TYPING IN CAP LOCKS TO PISS PEOPLE OFF !!! BOOB JOBS( 3 IN 8 YEARS ) HATING ON PEOPLE THAT THINK GOD LOVES YOU.


hand stands on the bathtub




THE ONLY ADVANTAGE THAT YOU HAVE ON ME IS THAT YOU CAN KISS MY ASS AND I CANT !
MusicRAMMSTIEN, FUNKER VOGT, LUNACHICKS, BETTY BLOWTORCH, OTEP, SUICIDE COMMANDO,DANZIG, ASSEMBLAGE 23, CRYSTAL CASTLES, DRESDEN DOLLS, NOISEX, ANDROID LUST, DEADSTAR ASSEMBLY, DOPE STARS INC, KILL CHEELEADER, BULLET FOR MY VALENTINE, COMBICHRIST, ICON OF COIL, FIXMER/MCCARTHY, PORTISHEAD, FEAR FACTORY,ARCH ENEMY, STATIC X, VNV NATION, THE CRUXSHADOWS, THE CURE,PANZER AG, JOY DIVISION, SONIC YOUTH, NIN, SLAYER, VELVET ACID CHRIST, HOOVERPHONIC, L7, BAUHAUS, SIOUXSIE AND THE BANSHEES ( BOTH IN SMALL DOSES), ROB ZOMBIE, KISS, NOFX,WUMPSCUT, BERLIN, EURYTHMICS, and ** THE FUEL THAT STARTED ALL THE TEENAGE ANGST BACK IN THE 8 TH GRADE** HOLE, SEVEN YEAR BITCH, BABES IN TOYLAND, NAPALM DEATH , TYPE O NEGATIVE, LIFE OF AGONY, SUICIDAL TENDANCIES,TO THESE BANDS I OWE ALL MY LOVE FOR ANGER.




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SEINFELD,CHELSEA HANDLER,HGTV,THE SOUP...THATS ABOUT ALL IM NOT A BIG TV PERSON,ONLY WHEN DOING CARDIO






BooksBooks are nice. I have no problems with them.I even own quite a few. MySpace Hooker . Pimpin your myspace profile!
HeroesANY OTHER ADULT OUT THERE WHO DOESNT KNOW WHAT THEY WANT TO BE WHEN THEY GROW UP AND DOESNT CARE.


LATE 1980'S MODEL ROBOT FOR SALE. A LITTLE RUSTY, SOME WORKING PARTS. ROBOT IS PROGRAMED TO GUZZLE LARGE AMOUNTS OF BEER, AND EAT ALL YOUR FOOD. HAS A TERRIBLE HABIT OF LEAVING UNDERPANTS ALL OVER THE FLOOR. BUT OTHERWISE IS USEFUL FOR CARRYING HEAVY GROCERY BAGS, AND KILLING LARGE BUGS. SEE PHOTO BELOW. ( ROBOT IS AFRAID OF GHOSTS AND UFO'S )








Groups: NJ's Ladies Sewing Circle and Terrorist SocietyMY TITS ARE NICER THAN YOURSToxic GoddessStrippers UniteBig Mike Saavedra'a Horde of Evil Ass HatsTHE HOTTIES OF MYSPACEGunGothic Beauty Magazine usa

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     Danielle's Details
Status:Married
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:mom's tummy
Body type:4' 11" / Athletic
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Zodiac Sign:Sagittarius
Smoke / Drink:No / No
Children:Love kids, but not for me
Occupation:ice cream truck driver/scrotum kicker

   Danielle's Schools
War Memorial High
Parlin,New Jersey
Graduated: 1998
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Clubs: I would rather share needles with vagrants then ever participate in a school activity .
 

1994 to 1998

   Danielle's Networking
Modeling - Model - Other
fetish modeling, fitness, being a pest for fun..

   Danielle's Companies
Mz Devious, LLC
in your nightmares, NJ US
sock puppet molester
HBIC

3/2008



Danielle hey all, I dont really log in here as much, and can no longer respond to the emails, too much spam and I dont have time anymore.. Posted at 8:30 AM Nov 10
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TELL US ABOUT YOURSELF YOU HOT MESS - The Survey
Name:Danielle
Birthday:11-28-79
Birthplace:NY, NY
Current Location:in your sisters pants
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color:at the moment pinkish red
Height:short enough to suffer in a crowded elevator
Right Handed or Left Handed:AMBIDEXTROUS
Your Heritage:Italian, German and Greek by injection
The Shoes You Wore Today:DC shoes
Your Weakness:sleeve tattoos, men with wide necks and huge veiny forearms and nasal spray
Your Fears:deep water, fish, driving at night, and getting fat and garlic i hate garlic
Your Perfect Pizza:any pizza from ny or nj.. never get pizza from anyhting west of that they dont kno what pizza is
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:to figure out what im going to be when i grow up
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: im not up on technology i still relay messages via homing pigeon
Thoughts First Waking Up:did i pee the bed again? dang it !
Your Best Physical Feature:my fake boobs and genetically wide man shoulders
Your Bedtime:
Your Most Missed Memory:the 6 figure a year ca$h income a gave up to have sanity and self respect
Pepsi or Coke:neither.. i only drink water.
MacDonalds or Burger King:mcdonalds fries.. burger king burgers
Single or Group Dates:i hate socialization.i am not too fond of other people.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: green tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: if everyone is having the chocolate..than i'll have the vanilla .
Cappuccino or Coffee:redline please
Do you Smoke:not anymore
Do you Swear: yes, i am proud of my potty mouth
Do you Sing:i can but you wouldnt like it im sure
Do you Shower Daily: yes, i tend to get very stinky
Have you Been in Love:thought i was in the past.. but now i know what true love is
Do you want to go to College:i let a near death experience mess with that fate.. but yes i wish i went back
Do you want to get Married: july 10, 2004: i am my beloved and my beloved is mine
Do you belive in yourself:anyone who believes too much in themselves is pompous
Do you get Motion Sickness: no but i get deathly sick from nightclub lighting and strobe lights
Do you think you are Attractive:have u seen me without makeup..my face is one huge acne scar..but i like me anyhow
Are you a Health Freak: kinda sorta.. i workout a lot, and love to lift weights like a dude
Do you get along with your Parents:yes, theye are terribly overbearing.. and up our asses but they mean well and have bailed me out many times
Do you like Thunderstorms:yes, if i have my flashlight handy
Do you play an Instrument:the ass trumpet, and the skin flute
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:no, i really dislike drunks, thats why i hate the bar scene
In the past month have you Smoked:capri menthols, but i just kicked my 14 year pack a day habit
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date:no,greg works 6 days a week 15 hours a day.. our dates consist of napping together
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:no i hate shopping
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos:no but yesterday i ate a whole watermelon
In the past month have you eaten Sushi:i dont eat things that look like open sores..
In the past month have you been on Stage:no
In the past month have you been Dumped:no but ive taken a few...
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping:in my tub
In the past month have you Stolen Anything:no
Ever been Drunk:yes
Ever been called a Tease:my job was to tease money out of people with my alter ego stripper facade
Ever been Beaten up:no
Ever Shoplifted:no
How do you want to Die:asleep, since my past life death was too painful.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up:over 5 feet tall
What country would you most like to Visit:saba..or some other random caribbean island
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color:green
Favourite Hair Color:black or no hair at all
Short or Long Hair:the shorter the better.. i hate men with flowing locks
Height:over 5'9 please
Weight:i like my men juiced up, with veins bulging and crap. so 200 lbs and up.. i hate this skinny boy trend its so effeminate
Best Clothing Style: a man should dress like a man.. i love blue collar men that physically work in dirty work boots.. oh and i love a man in a 2xist tank top
Number of Drugs I have taken:ive never done any hard drugs in my life.. except smoked some weed in hs.. and of course the juicy..but thats not a drug.
Number of CDs I own:over 200
Number of Piercings:tongue, tragus, bb, monroe.. i used to have way more
Number of Tattoos:2
Number of things in my Past I Regret:a lot.. but always a valuable lesson learned

fuck yourself! - or - get paid to let me watch you fuck yourself!








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BEFORE YOU ADD ME OR MESSAGE ME PLEASE READ: I AM VERY ECCENTRIC. MAYBE MOMMY SHOULDN'T HAVE READ SYLVIA PLATH AS BEDTIME STORIES TO ME AS A CHILD. PROBABLY ONE OF THE STRANGEST MINDSETS YOU WILL EVER ENCOUNTER..YET IM STILL A DECENT PERSON. JUST MOST FAIL TO OVERLOOK THE ECCENTRICITIES AND QUICK TO JUDGE. PLEASE DO NOT MESSAGE ME AND WASTE MY TIME WITH THE FOLLOWING; HI, WHATS UP, YOU SEXY AS HELL ( I KNOW THAT ...DUH ), WANNA CHAT (*NOTE I -NEVER WANT TO CHAT I HAVE NO TIME OR INTEREST ).. I AM TOO BUSY TO ANSWER STUPID QUESTIONS . STUPID QUESTIONS GET STUPID ANSWERS. SEND MESSAGES THAT STATE A PURPOSE BUT SAVE YOUR EFFORTS ON THE FOLLOWING; I HAVE NO TIME TO RESPOND TO -ie- ( "THANKS FOR THE ADD", OR, "I LIKE YOUR SMILE, DOG, BOOBS, " ETC ETC.) MESSAGES STATING "HI WATS UP"..GOES RIGHT INTO THE DELETE BOX. I DONT HAVE TIME FOR SILLY GAMES AND I WISH MORE WOMEN WERE HONEST INSTEAD OF CATERING TO RANDOM STRANGERS WHIMS JUST TO PLAY NICE. NO YOU MAY NOT HAVE MY MESSENGER SN. DO NOT TELL ME YOU WANT TO "GET TO KNOW ME BETTER", BECAUSE HONESTLY, I REALLY DONT WANT TO GET TO KNOW YOU BETTER. IF YOUR EXPECTATION OF FRIENDING ME HERE IS TO COMMUNICATE OFTEN LIKE MYSPACE PENPALS.. THEN HATE TO LET YOU DOWN, CAUSE I WOULD HAVE TO GIVE UP MY EVERY FREE SECOND TO PLEASE THE MASSES. DO NOT TELL ME THAT YOU WANT TO TRADE PICTURES.. BECAUSE ALL I REALLY DO WITH THEM IS FORWARD THEM TO FRIENDS TO LAUGH AT. YOU ARE A JOKE IF THAT IS WHAT YOU DO ON MYSPACE. I AM MARRIED...HAPPILY GOING ON 5 YEARS THIS COMING JULY. I HAVE NO INTEREST IN SNEAKING AROUND BEHIND HIS BACK..SO DONT ASK...YOUR PIFFY WORDS AND UGLY FACE WONT SWAY ME. BESIDES, HE IS SO HOT ( TO ME ANYWAY) THAT I REALLY HAVE NO INTEREST IN ANYONE ELSE. NOT TO MENTION, I FEEL COMFORTABLE CRAPPING IN FRONT OF HIM,AND THAT IS TRULY HOW YOU KNOW YOU HAVE FOUND YOUR SOUL MATE. UNLESS YOU HAVE POOR EYESIGHT AND HAVE MISTAKEN ME FOR YOUR MOTHER..PLEASE DO NOT CALL ME MA OR MAMI...GET YOUR MIND OUT OF THE GHETTO. IF YOU TYPE ME A MESSAGE IN " EBONICS " ie. WATS GOOD.. U SEXI AS HELL MA, IMMA ..., WELL YOU UNDERSTAND THAT I WILL NOT RESPOND BACK TO ANYONE THAT HAS FORGOTTEN THAT THERE IS AN " H" IN THE WORD WHAT. AND LASTLY, MY NAME IS NOT HEY BEAUTIFUL, OR SEXY, OR MAMI, OR BABY, OR BOO OR ANYTHING THAT DEMEANING.. SAVE THE CUTSIE NAMES FOR YOUR POMERANIAN. OH AND LAST TIME I CHECKED THIS HERE WAS "MY" SPACE...YOU DONT LIKEY.. GO BACK TO YOURSPACE AND LEAVE ME ALONE, CHANCES ARE I DIDNT ASK YOU TO STEP ON MY TURF IN THE FIRST PLACE.


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MR. February

MR. February



Nov 14 2009 2:50 AM

Sorry they won't let you show off your veggies Kearott. Peeps do be hatin! I like audi S 4s, nice choice. My infiniti truck is a gas guzzler too. Nothing new here , I'm just a busy little bee. Wanted to make sure you guys were ok. P.s. peeps shold be sugary and colorful, not assholes that police youtube so hard.
MR. February

MR. February



Nov 13 2009 7:25 AM

hey kearott.... put yourself on youtube, get your personal camera man greg to film ya.  smoooochies for you and hand shake for greg. he he.
love female muscle

love female muscle



Nov 12 2009 3:46 AM

Hey Danielle, just writing to see how you are doing and find out how life in Florida is.  Hope all is well with you and your family.
FRED

FREDERICK SIMMONS



Nov 10 2009 8:29 AM

Christian Myspace Layouts
Stopping by to show you some Detroit Love and thank you for adding me as a friend. 
ChicagoVP

Chris Gonsiewski
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Nov 10 2009 2:52 AM

Just stopping by to say what's up! Hopefully you're having a great weekend.
Injun

Art Vachon



Nov 10 2009 2:52 AM

Ok.....it is like this. I have over 1300 beautiful women on my page and I just moved you into the top 40 section! People get there because either i know them (about half) or because they are just plain stunning! So, let us see,.....I do not know you so it must be because of your beauty!! You rock Sweetie!! - Art
sonny

sonny



Nov 10 2009 2:52 AM

beautiful def. pic..
love female muscle

love female muscle



Nov 10 2009 2:51 AM

Hey Danielle, any luck on getting to Fl. permanently?  Hope everything is ok with the house and with you.
JUR

Jason Ur



Nov 10 2009 2:51 AM

Happy Halloween - Party Hard, Be Safe.. And Save Me A Butterfingers!!!!
JUR
♥ i thought u wanted somthin to talk about

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Sep 20 2009 3:24 AM

miss u!!! do u hace facebook?
love female muscle

love female muscle



Sep 11 2009 10:00 PM

Hey Danielle, just wanted to see if you are enjoying your new house in Florida.  I know you hate this, but have a great weekend.
Alex

Alex Martinez



Sep 9 2009 2:30 PM

Thanks for the add.  Keep doing well for yourself. -Alex
GodsDaughter Clothing

GodsDaughter Clothing



Sep 5 2009 8:47 PM

Happy Labor Day weekend! All the best to you and yours from GodsDaughter Clothing

david e

david e



Sep 5 2009 4:20 AM

happy labor day Pictures, Images and Photos
D

D



Sep 5 2009 4:20 AM

Hello and Greetings from New Orleans.
Thanks for the add.
Stay Sexy and Beautiful.
SuitsYouSwimwear.com

SuitsYouSwimwear.com



Sep 2 2009 3:32 PM

Just wanted to stop by to say hi :)...great pics love the page!!...have an amazing week!!

Clyde and Lucy
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Steve

Steve



Sep 2 2009 3:32 PM


Ann Marie

Ann Marie



Aug 31 2009 5:35 AM

hello love. are we still on for tomorrow?
Tiray ( the bodybuilding nerd!)

Tiray ( the bodybuilding nerd!)



Aug 30 2009 4:20 PM

Happy weekend babydoll...Hope all is well...I'll have a margarita for you tonight!

xoxo
 

THE LEGION OF KAOS

B Soomro



Aug 30 2009 4:20 PM

THANKS FOR THE FRIENDSHIP .......HAVE A WONDERFUL DAY
Steve

Steve



Aug 30 2009 4:20 PM

Thank you for the add Danielle :)Hope your having a great weekend:)


Ann Marie

Ann Marie



Aug 30 2009 2:48 AM

monday sounds good ill be home all day! can't wait to see you misss u tons...

ha ha u use to always bring me toilet seat covers and barf bags. lmao! I still have them!!
Ann Marie

Ann Marie



Aug 29 2009 4:49 PM

hello love. hope all is well. just wanted to say hi! ttys xo xo xo xo
Getting Hugerer!

Hayley McNeff



Aug 26 2009 1:59 PM

hey girlie! how ya been?!
C☠B

C☠B



Aug 26 2009 1:41 PM

Hello, it's been a while, just wanted to say congrats to you and Greg on the move and new place.. Best of luck, health and wealth to both of you.. I'm still stuck in Jersey but I have the same thoughts in mind.. xoxo Craig...
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