Jägerboy Commando

www.myspace.com/devonisdead

wishes Potsdam was spelled B-r-o-c-k-v-i-l-l-e.Mood: Meh Mehat 4:20 AM Jun 29 view more

  • 71 / Male
  • German Town, New York, US
  • Last Login: 7/2/2009

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Interests

  • General

    ..-Cooking--Screwing around with friends--Frightening strangers--Playing olde skool games and new school ones--Weapons--Blood--Pain--Liquor--Women--Black tea- Go me...?..
  • Music

    ..-Combichrist--Rammstein--Godhead--Soul Coughing--System of a Down--KMFDM--Nine Inch Nails--Lords of Acid--Rage Against The Machine--Rob Zombie--Static X--DevilDriver--The Prodigy--Frank Zappa--Dazig-- (In no order).


    As for genres: -Metal in all its forms--Industrial--Hard Rock--Electronic-
  • Movies

    ..-Scarface--The Godfather Series--Monty Python--Braveheart--Pulp Fiction--Boondock Saints--Sin City--300--SLC: Punk--300-


    Any other movie pretty much. Except for that one you are thinking about.
    ..
  • Television

    ..-Kill your television...Well it is already dead so that is a moot point I guess. Just kick it a few times in the teeth.
  • Books

    Yes
  • Heroes

    OMG I LUV BATMAN!!!!

Details

  • Status: In a Relationship
  • Here for: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
  • Hometown: Potsdam
  • Orientation: Straight
  • Body type: 3' 0" / More to love!
  • Ethnicity: East Indian
  • Religion: Atheist
  • Zodiac Sign: Capricorn
  • Children: I don't want kids
  • Smoke / Drink: Yes / Yes
  • Education: Grad / professional school
  • Occupation: Cook
  • Income: Less than $30,000

Status and Mood

  • Jägerboy Commando wishes Potsdam was spelled B-r-o-c-k-v-i-l-l-e.
    Mood: Meh Meh
    at 4:20 AM Jun 29
  • Jägerboy Commando really dislikes the current situation. If things do not come forth in complete honesty, he will bury the hatchet. Into a baby seal. Mhmm.
    Mood: aggravated aggravated
    at 3:13 AM Jun 12
  • Jägerboy Commando wants to punt a small child into a wood chipper. Hey, only if they deserved it.
    Mood: aggravated aggravated
    at 9:02 PM Jun 7
  • Jägerboy Commando oddly remembers all that happened last night. Huh.
    Mood: aggravated aggravated
    at 6:51 PM Jun 6
  • Jägerboy Commando is waiting for the night to begin and for the time to come when he can set things straight.
    Mood: aggravated aggravated
    at 9:17 PM Jun 5

Blurbs

About me:

:
-I'm a cook. A recently unemployed again cook! Again! Hellz yeah.--I hate people in general.--Figures of authority are more corrupt than those they try to control(in my opinion).--I am colour blind pretty badly.--I drink. Like a koala.--I am not someone you can fit in on classification, do not even try. Your head will explode--My friends come first in life, then cooking, then music, then relationships.-People describe me as "intense", and I think it fits.--I change my Top people randomly, so do not get all up in arms if you are not there anymore.-
There, enough generalized stuff. Oh, and rabid unicorns will eat your face tomorrow. Watch out for that... I edited my profile with a bottle of Captain Morgan's, a .45 revolver and the Gestapo....V4.4 .. .. .. ..

Who I'd like to meet:

..-Decent people.--Someone that will not destroy me.--A cocaine drug lord that I can call 'Scarface'.--Someone who gives a shit about important issues.--People outside what is considered "the norm."--Hot female lovers willing to send me videotapes.^_^(Hey, a guy can dream...)--Al Pacino.--The Technoviking- ..

Comments

Displaying 25 of 282 comments
  • Jul 6 2009 5:12 AM



    true story.
  • Jun 29 2009 2:54 AM

    you owe me:

    1) about 50 or so ponies.
    2) one bouncy ball.
    3) a lifetime together.

    not in that exact order.

    xxx
  • Jun 1 2009 8:00 AM

    For some reason your comment didn't show up until I went to view my profile to change my song. Weird.

    Anyway, hope you're having fun moving. And I hope it's not hailing there. It's hailing here. *Disgruntled face* Yep. That's me. Being disgruntled.

    Did you ever notice that half full Coke cans sometimes sound like rain hitting tin roofs? Mrew.

    Anyway, I love you muchly. Stay alive, kthnx -- and somewhat sane, if you can manage. I'd love you even if you lost the rest of your mind :P

    xxx
  • May 15 2009 3:20 AM

    hey dood, whats with the massive myspace downsizing and how come B47 no longer exists on ur top...do u hate us for some unknown reason to me?
  • Apr 27 2009 11:38 PM

    oh em GEE!
    i get to see you soon -- like very soon. just thought i would tell you that in case you forgot. cause that would be bad and i would cry big, obese tears. yes i would.


    anyway, i thought i would leave you a nice random myspace comment instead of emailing you. i'm probably going to get sunburnt cause i've been out laying in the sun -- you know how much i like to lay in the sun! i'm like a fat cat -- mreww sunnnnn <- that's me.


    i'm eating this apple and it tastes horrible, yet i feel obligated to finish it -- i don't really know why. one of the mysteries of life, i suppose. so, what're you up to? probably hidden in the shade somewhere being pale. heh.


    love you lots n lots n then some more [just cause i can!]
    katrrrrina.
  • Apr 26 2009 1:07 AM

    I missle you toooo. Blah. Life is like... so normal now, it blows. Real life and such. Oh well. Good to hear you think of me, I thought of you recently too.


    Be good and stuff. Heehee.


    Your Doppel.
  • Apr 26 2009 1:06 AM

    lol, noooooooooo
    she's mineee :P
  • Apr 19 2009 2:43 AM

    hello love o' my life.

    thank you for keeping me on your myspace.


    you make my page more handsome.

    true story.


    xxx
  • Apr 11 2009 8:44 PM

    i saww youuuuu
    ;)
  • Apr 11 2009 8:12 PM

    hi.


    i just wanted to let you know how lucky i feel to be with you. corny? yes. true? yes squared.


    i love you a lot, a lot,
    katrina.
  • Apr 9 2009 8:10 PM

    hi. i was bored so i decided to leave you a comment. but then i started to read your profile.


    i was sad because you said relationships come last, but then i remembered we're totally lyke BFF. so i came in first too. and last.


    which is neat, cause it's like being two places at once.


    anyway, i think you're lovely. and awesome. and i wanna give you kisses and such.
    but don't tell anyone, k?

    bye kitten.
  • Apr 4 2009 10:12 PM

    devon, it won't stop raining. it's Perfect Nap weather. except now no nap can be a Perfect Nap without you.


    thanks for ruining me. and i mean that, sincerely.


    xxx
  • Mar 30 2009 12:47 AM

    hi.
    can my soul hold your soul's hand?
    kthnxbai.


    xxx
  • Mar 2 2009 9:56 AM

    hi.


    i probably should stop leaving you so much random love. but i love you -- mostly randomly.
    so i can't help it!!

    it was fun talking to you today while you were semi-conscious. my favorite part was. "Do too. Love you. Blue. Canoe." You're charming.


    So... yeah... it's 5 a.m. and I still haven't quite made myself go to bed yet. My sleep pattern is royally effed.
    Which means one day you'll talk to me and I'll be just like you were today!!

    How exciting - though I have no clue how you'll get ahold of me through the circus...

    Guess we'll see.


    Anyway, I almost miss you as much as I love you. So that's a lot.


    xxx
  • Mar 1 2009 9:00 AM

    i miss this boy.


    his name is devon and he eats ramen and has a chair named alfred.


    he's also super cute and kinda tall and has these feet that canadian scales refuse to measure.


    anyways, i miss him. if you see him, tell him i have a present for him. and it's not sex. but it might be.


    but it's not. that'd be a nice 'thank you' though.


    xxx
  • Feb 11 2009 4:57 AM

    RAWR

    i love you.


    yay, random love?

    right?

    right.


    yeah... how did i get here?

    -SG/FB/KG
  • Feb 5 2009 7:43 PM

    i miss you.


    i think you should come to Canadia and sample all the natural beauty that it has to offer. like... beaver?

    hah dirty.


    but seriously. i miss you. when you're not close enough to punch, you're too far away.


    much love,
    your little flamer bitch.
  • Jan 31 2009 6:26 PM

    i miss eating ramen with you.


    </3
  • Jan 1 2009 5:29 PM

    happy new year, silly boy.


    hope moving goes uber fantastic and whatnot.


    you know, eventually i'm going to bump everyone else off your page -- in true stalker fashion.


    love you muchly,
    SG.
  • Jan 2 2009 5:15 AM

    Devon!!! You are possibly the most amazing human ever.

    I hope you had fun on our 3-way Birthday date =)
    I hope it was amazing for you and thanks for keeping your hands off my boyfriend...I know it was Tuesday so it must have been hard for you.

    Anywho love you tons and have an amazing 2009... it wont be better than 2008 because thats when you met me!
    Wow this is a long ass comment but im bored cause Matthew and Someface are playing Halo..grr..fun times so yeah have a good night.


    p.s have you tried on your Christmas present yet...both Sumner and Kevin have...and hey Kevin didn't get a rash =)
  • Jan 2 2009 5:17 AM

    Whoops I think I sent that twice..if so delete one cause it always pisses me off when there are two comments of the EXACT SAME THING!!!!
    Love you hun night =)
  • Dec 30 2008 11:01 PM

    hah. fine. you're my number one now. QUICK! do a victory dance!! hah.
    wow, flashbacks to you "i'm not tripping -- i'm dancing!"

    rigggghhhht.


    i didn't steal them! they wanted to be friends with me!! plus, every friend i have is in my top friends -- because i'm that popular *snorts*

    love,
    that canadian lass.
  • Dec 29 2008 4:37 AM

    happy birthday.


    sorry this is late, but i had to get off the phone with you before i could leave it.


    i love you, and wish you weren't such an obstinate assface.


    but yes. mostly i love you. el oh el.


    xxx
  • Dec 23 2008 4:23 PM

    i had a dream and your myspace page was involved. it's all kinda hazy now... but i thought you should know that i've obviously run out of things to dream about.


    how sad.


    ps - i miss you, stoopid.


    xxx
  • Dec 16 2008 7:20 PM

    omgz! you should *totally* be canadian. i will give you a piece of paper telling you polietly that you have to stay forever or the mounties will, you know -- like mount you or something.


    so yeah. i was going to write you an email, but i was already on myspace so this seemed to make more sense.
    and don't you love how the "stalked" face looks like it's about to cry?

    as if.


    i happen to know a certain pantless felon who loves to be stalked.


    how'd the writing go? didja find any paper? you should just write on your forearm next time if you can't find any.


    it's what i'd do.


    uhm. so yeah. i guess that's all. mmmhmmm.


    oh.
    my chocolate bar is gone :(

    now that's really all.


    much love,
    stalker girl.