I've bought more TV airtime than a MySpace full of couch potatos could watch in 10 lifetimes.
Books
Burn em!
Heroes
Chuck Norris, Ann Coulter and "Snap" from the Rice Krispie guys. I loved those little guys. My dad always made me eat Amway Puffs but I wanted Rice Krispies. I'd say "Dad. Krispy. Tasty. Want em!" He'd say "Shut the hell up, Dicky boy. Amway Puffs are chemically indistinguishable from your Krispies and we're making 350% on every box."
Thanks for the add!
My nuw frends at E lectric Tees sent mee this grate teshirt with my pikture on it. I think the word liar is latin for grate heavunly king. They said thayre goin to b sendng me new shirts reglarly. I kant beleve how comfortible it is, unlike that stufy suit Dick makes me ware.
Hehehe hehehe ehe his name makes me laff everytime!
Ok, Laura sayz I got to reed Karls instruktions for the day. Ill wrote mor later!