We have strong drinks and strong believes. We approach new concepts like Satan was eventually killed by Satan and the elves won and they will be killed by the omniscient Ziltoid which will be purified by virgin menstrual blood and a lady is peeing.
At our concerts we wear fur coats, armors and shorts and slippers and, of course, destructive weapons like little plastic shovels and buckets.
In this world dominated by amateurism we will be the professionals of amateurism; we will bring amateurism where no one brought it before, and we even will forget it. We will make sound-checks until the last moment and then we will set the mixer in random style. We will start the shows with the encores and we will forgot what we wanted to play.
