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  • Daniel Fernandez-Vega

  • 22 / Male
  • Hell., Florida, US
  • Last Login: 7/16/2009

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About me:

I've come pre-packaged for your convenience. Good luck getting through the plastic I'm a little bit sadistic, and little bit of a prick but thats just the candy coating. I'm soft and sweet once you open me up (with your teeth). Religion disgusts me, Religous art captivates me (crucifixes make me hot and bothered). The human body fascinates me. Inner beauty is a turn on, The outside can be Manipulated My morals are non-existent. I'm Trysexual and up for all that Kinky shit (but please, No Shit) I'm bright, for the visually impaired, and loud for the hearing impaired. I'm everything you want, but not what you need. I am laden with imperfections (birth defects is what the doctors call them), but i've defeated them. I am a walking miracle. I know no boundaries. First impressions mean nothing to me. I am faithless, pompous, arrogant, cynical and a complete Glutton for punishment (but i have the decency to tell you this up front) Now go on, tear through the plastic. I like- Traveling, Cocktails, good movies, music, nice smells, Art, The human body, open-mindedness, Intelligence, Time, Silence, Starbucks, Simple pleasures, Laughing, and Shopping. ..

Who I'd like to meet:

I like meeting new people Open Minded people, People who kiss with their eyes open. people who can argue, but don't like to. people who are happy with themselves, but want to be better. Seculars. Artists. Geniuses. A time traveler. my alter ego.

The Gay Cliche makes me Vomit. Drug ridden, faggy boys that find comfort only in the bottom of the liquor bottle and mixing drugs while flirting with men twice their age just to get another Fix I hate them all. The ones that obsessively speak about Gay Marriage and devote their lives to trying to get homosexuals certain Rights. Now i'm not one for stereotyping, But take your lisps and your STD's and your Gay Rights and your rainbows and shove them up the gaping HOLE that is probably your Anus. Things i don't like-Bush, noise, frustrations, inconveniences, dirt, jehovahs witnesses, lightning, closed minded people, crowds, dolls, children in horror movies, religous people, certain groups victimizing themselves, big dogs, latex(allergic), dust, home depot...that'd be it.

Smile. You're on candid camera...

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Interests

  • General

    Photoshop CS3, DFR(digital facial reconstruction), The internets, The bizarre, The random, Death, Time, Art, Prescription Drugs, Animals, Photography***, Gadgetry, Computers, Alcohol.
  • Music

    I have a very eclectic taste in music. Favorite band: Nine Inch Nails Favorite Artist: Madonna Favorite DJ: Tiesto
  • Movies

    I like movies.
  • Television

    I like TV too.
  • Books

    Photoshop books, and Photography books, and graphic art books, and Art books.
  • Heroes

    My mom, My boyfriend, Trent Reznor, Madonna. .. Site Meter ..

Details

  • Status: Single
  • Here for: Networking, Friends
  • Hometown: MIAMI
  • Orientation: Gay
  • Body type: 5' 4" / Average
  • Ethnicity: Latino / Hispanic
  • Religion: Other
  • Zodiac Sign: Gemini
  • Smoke / Drink: No / Yes
  • Education: In college
  • Occupation: I'm a pro at what i do, 'nuff said

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  • Jul 6 2009 3:44 AM

    hey Ðånn¥ V. WHATS UP!
    Check out our latest release
    Mikas "Illusions" [ARTIST ALBUM] !

    visit Mikas on myspace now
  • Jul 3 2009 9:56 AM



    Divas: Get Free Admission
    Gentlemen: Reduced Admission if on Gust List.
    . . . And See Everyone on Sat!! .. Happy 4th !


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  • Jul 1 2009 11:34 PM


    Hope to see you This Sat, for our 4th of July Pool Party!!


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  • Jun 16 2009 8:28 PM

    Hope your having a good day gorgeous. . .
  • Jun 16 2009 7:59 PM

    Danny! long time!
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  • Jun 16 2009 3:52 AM

    HEY!

    THANKS FOR ADDING US!

    WE HOPE  YOU CAN JOIN US FOR OUR GRAND OPENING 4TH OF JULY WEEKEND!

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    & MAKE SURE TO CHECK OUT OUR WEBSITE FOR MORE PICTURES, INFO, HOTEL & MUCH MORE!


    SEE YOU THERE!

    FROM ALL OF US AT AQUA FARM!
  • Jun 16 2009 1:37 AM

    <3 U

    Rachael Valentine
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  • Jun 13 2009 4:46 AM

    hahahaha
    I like that
    :0)
  • Jun 7 2009 5:30 PM

    happy belate bday !!!!luv you pa.....mwa
  • Jun 3 2009 10:23 PM

    "Life dosent always turn out
    tobe your fantasy...

    That's why you need friendships
    that are real, to get you through
    it all"



    - Carrie Bradshaw

    HAVE AWESOME WEEK!

    AND

    I WISH YOU
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

    MARKO
  • Jun 2 2009 3:51 AM

    L.R. IS A PERFECT PLACE FOR A B-DAY BASH.
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    May 16 2009 12:31 PM

    Hey -Catharsis- (Ðånn¥ V.) Have you ever wondered what it would be like if gays could get married and st8 people could not? In this hilariously serious video, I explore this scenario by playing dual roles as mother and son. It took a lot of work to create this video. I hope you will share it with everybody you know by copying the youtube code and re posting it. Hugs, Chaz

  • May 15 2009 7:29 PM

    LOL, YEAH ITS WILD OUT THERE, A LOT OF PEOPLE SAY THEY ARE FRIENDLY BUT ARE REALLY RUDE.
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    May 12 2009 2:34 PM

    Hey -Catharsis- (Ðånn¥ V.) How are you doing? Here's this week's Naked Truth Gay News In Review. It's the most hilarious show I've ever done! You gotta watch it to the end to see mjy parody on Chris Crocker to really appreciate it. Less than 10 minutes this time, and full of humor. Please share with all your friends if you like it. Hugs, Chaz

  • May 6 2009 8:16 PM

    Hey stranger...remember, tonight's the show at the Hard Rock Improv!
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  • May 2 2009 10:57 PM

    Que pasa brother!! Hope all is well on ur end =)...love you!!!
  • Apr 13 2009 3:29 AM

    DANNY, I HOPE YOU HAD A BLESSED EASTER SUNDAY.
  • Mar 30 2009 10:19 PM

    hallo, daniel...

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