About me:
I've come pre-packaged for your convenience. Good luck getting through the plastic I'm a little bit sadistic, and little bit of a prick but thats just the candy coating. I'm soft and sweet once you open me up (with your teeth). Religion disgusts me, Religous art captivates me (crucifixes make me hot and bothered). The human body fascinates me. Inner beauty is a turn on, The outside can be Manipulated My morals are non-existent. I'm Trysexual and up for all that Kinky shit (but please, No Shit) I'm bright, for the visually impaired, and loud for the hearing impaired. I'm everything you want, but not what you need. I am laden with imperfections (birth defects is what the doctors call them), but i've defeated them. I am a walking miracle. I know no boundaries. First impressions mean nothing to me. I am faithless, pompous, arrogant, cynical and a complete Glutton for punishment (but i have the decency to tell you this up front) Now go on, tear through the plastic.
I like- Traveling, Cocktails, good movies, music, nice smells, Art, The human body, open-mindedness, Intelligence, Time, Silence, Starbucks, Simple pleasures, Laughing, and Shopping.
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Who I'd like to meet:
I like meeting new people
Open Minded people, People who kiss with their eyes open. people who can argue, but don't like to. people who are happy with themselves, but want to be better. Seculars. Artists. Geniuses. A time traveler. my alter ego.
The Gay Cliche makes me Vomit. Drug ridden, faggy boys that find comfort only in the bottom of the liquor bottle and mixing drugs while flirting with men twice their age just to get another Fix I hate them all. The ones that obsessively speak about Gay Marriage and devote their lives to trying to get homosexuals certain Rights. Now i'm not one for stereotyping, But take your lisps and your STD's and your Gay Rights and your rainbows and shove them up the gaping HOLE that is probably your Anus.
Things i don't like-Bush, noise, frustrations, inconveniences, dirt, jehovahs witnesses, lightning, closed minded people, crowds, dolls, children in horror movies, religous people, certain groups victimizing themselves, big dogs, latex(allergic), dust, home depot...that'd be it.
Smile. You're on candid camera...
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Jun 13 2009 4:46 AM
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