Diabolikal As soon as Joe gets home we're heading to my mom and dad's for Christmas. Tomorrow we spend Christmas day with his family. Happy Holidays, Everyone! Posted at 7:39 PM Dec 24 view more
I am going to have to agree with Elizabeth's post. Boyfriend?!?! SINCE WHEN!!!! Hello, aren't you supposed to share these things with me and Elizabeth? (maybe other ppl that know you too?) Get your butt in contact with me. I am 2 weeks from my due date!!!! Where is auntie amber
"The problem with eating and driving, which I love to do, is not being able to employ the 10-2 hand position on the wheel. It's a matter of public safety. But there's always a sacrifice....." - Dexter Morgan
STORY OF THE DAY Judges 15:15-16 as interpreted by Cracked.com Samson was a sort of biblical superhero, who could basically call down the powers of the Lord to turn himself into a hurricane of ass kicking.
His whole story involves a feud with the Philistines, people who lived in part of what is now Israel and embraced the long tradition of going to war with the Jews. Or, specifically, the Philistines went to war against just Samson. And, they pretty much lost.
On this particular day, the Philistines had burned Samson's wife to death, and sent some men to capture him. Specifically, they sent 3,000 men. So, at that point, Samson either had the reputation as a world-class badass, or the Philistine army was the equivalent of those shitty battle droids from the Star Wars prequels that could only kill an enemy soldier by crushing him under a pile of their own corpses.
Either way, they didn't send enough. Samson tore apart the skull of a nearby dead donkey ... Then killed a thousand men with it. A thousand.
What should be emphasized in this story was the bravery of the Philistine soldiers, specifically the ones in the back who kept charging even after seeing 700 or so of their comrades go down with shattered skulls. We're talking about guys who probably climbed over a pile of bodies 15-feet high to get to him.
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