Diane
Diane MacDonald
Diane MacDonald

Female
47 years old
FAIRBANKS, Alaska
United States



Last Login: 7/9/2009
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Status:Divorced
Here for:Friends
Orientation:Straight
Body type:5' 5" / Average
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Protestant
Zodiac Sign:Scorpio
Smoke / Drink:No / No
Children:Proud parent
Education:Grad / professional school
Occupation:Veterinary Clinician

   Diane's Schools
Washington State University
Pullman, WA
Graduated: 1990
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Professional
Major: Veterinary Medicine
 

1985 to 1990
University Of Alaska Fairbanks
Fairbanks, AK
Graduated: 1985
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Biological Sciences
 

1982 to 1985
William Rainey Harper College
Palatine, IL
Graduated: 1982
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Associate's Degree
Major: General Studies
 

1980 to 1982
Schaumburg High School
Schaumburg, IL
Graduated: 1980
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
 

1976 to 1980

   Diane's Companies
Veterinary Clinic
Fairbanks, AK US
Veterinary Clinician

06/1990-present
Purple Gougers Paintball Team
Rockford, IL US
Player

06/1985-present
Woodfield Theatre
Schaumburg, IL US
Concessions clerk

1979-1980



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About me:

I am a veterinary clinician.

I came to Alaska to get as far away as I could from the mall-rat lifestyle of my childhood where I never felt that I fit in.

I have one child, a daughter. I have a good relationship with my ex-husband and her stepmother.

I've never been one of those veterinarians who concentrates their practice on the lucrative household pets field where they only know dogs and cats, nor have I been a livestock specialist although it is certainly within my skills.

Now that my daughter is in college, I am considering working in the third world where healthy animals are a necessity for the community to survive. This I won't do until my daughter finishes college, but it is an avenue I am exploring.

Who I'd like to meet:

I'm not on here for dating and relationships. I'm on here to protect my daughter and keep in touch with friends.

I can't be advising my daughter not to meet up with people she meets online and then throw caution to the wind and do exactly what I told her not to do. I'm not that kind of irresponsible parent. Its just as dangerous for me as it is for her. So if I don't know you in person, it is likely to stay that way.


   


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Jun 24 2008 8:26 PM

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Fiona



Feb 21 2008 5:45 AM

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Feb 13 2008 6:31 PM

just dropping by to say hi diane !
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Feb 8 2008 11:52 PM

Weekend
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Feb 8 2008 11:32 PM

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Pam

Pam West



Nov 10 2007 11:06 PM


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Connie

Constance Strong



Nov 10 2007 11:01 PM


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Nov 10 2007 10:35 PM

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Nov 10 2007 10:30 PM

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Nov 9 2007 1:06 AM


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Randy Jenkins

Randall Jenkins



Aug 28 2007 4:42 AM

The Purple Gougers are now at 9 wins and 1 loss with 5 games remaining this year. Even with Saturday's loss, we have achieved a better record this year than two of the three teams ahead of us in the rankings. If we can continue to be successful this year, we will be well positioned to move up in the rankings next year.

I take responsibility for the defeat. It was my decision to give playing time to less experienced players who will be largely unavailable for the remainder of the year. I believe this will pay off for us in the long run as we develop players on our team. Your continued support is greatly appreciated.

Randy Jenkins

Randall Jenkins



Jul 29 2007 7:21 PM

The Purple Gougers are now 8-0 and remain at 4th in the world rankings. If we lose all of our remaining matches, we will finish the year no lower than 6th. If we go undefeated, we should move into 3rd depending on what happens with other teams. It would put us in a position to recapture the top ranking next year. Congratulations and good work.



Help if you can


Randy Jenkins

Randall Jenkins



Jun 4 2007 6:03 PM

The Purple Gougers now 5-0 in 2007

We have an opportunity to go to 6-0 and move up to the 4th spot in the international rankings by winning the match in Sparks in two weeks.

Let's keep this rolling.

Deirdre

Deirdre Luther



May 26 2007 1:09 AM

TOP TEN THINGS YOU NEVER HEAR IN CHURCH...

10. Hey! It's my turn to sit in the front pew.

9. I was so enthralled, I never noticed your sermon went 25 minutes over time.

8. Personally I find witnessing much more enjoyable than golf.

7. I've decided to give our church the $500 a month I used to send to TV evangelists.

6. I volunteer to be the permanent teacher for the Junior High Sunday School class.

5. Forget the denominational minimum salary, let's pay our pastor so he can live like we do.

4. I love it when we sing hymns I've never heard before!

3. Since we're all here, let's start the service early.

2. Pastor, we'd like to send you to this Bible seminar in the Bahamas.

1. Nothing inspires me and strengthens my commitment like our annual stewardship campaign!
Dennis

Dennis Baker



May 24 2007 10:18 PM

Usually everyone who has a dog would call the dog Rover or something. I call mine "Sex". Sex is a very embarrassing name, but I never knew HOW embarrassing until one day I took Sex for a walk and he ran away from me. I spent hours looking for him. A police officer came along and asked me what I was doing in the alley at 4 o'clock in the morning. I said, "I was looking for Sex."

My court case comes up next Thursday.

One day I went to City Hall to get a license for Sex. The clerk asked me what I wanted, I told him I wanted a license for Sex. He said "I would like to have one too!" When I said "But this is a dog," he said he didn't care what she looked like. Then I said, "You don't understand. I've had Sex since I was two years old."

He replied, "You must have been a strong boy."

When I decided to get married, I told the minister that I wanted to have Sex at the wedding. He told me to wait until after the wedding. I said, "But Sex has played a big part in my life and my whole lifestyle revolves around Sex."

He said he did not want to hear about my personal life and would not marry us in a church. I told him everyone coming to the wedding would enjoy having Sex there. The next day we were married by the Justice of the Peace. My family is barred from the church.

My wife and I took the dog along with us on the honeymoon. When I checked into the motel I told the clerk that I wanted a room for my wife and myself and a special room for Sex. The clerk said that every room in the Motel is for Sex. Then I said, "You don't understand. Sex keeps me awake at night", and the clerk said,"Me too."

One day I told my friend that I had Sex on TV. He said, "Show off!" I told him it was a contest, and he told me I should have sold tickets.

When my wife and I separated we went to court to fight for custody of the dog. I said, "Your Honor, I ha
Randy Jenkins

Randall Jenkins



May 24 2007 4:47 AM

A website you should know about is Family Watchdog
Mary

Mary



Mar 24 2007 2:30 AM

A lady walked into a Lexus dealership to browse, and spotted the most beautiful, perfect 'loaded' Lexus and walked over to inspect it closer. As she bent forward to feel the fine leather upholstery, an unexpected little burst of flatulence escaped her. Very embarrassed, she anxiously looked around to see if anyone had noticed.

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Sure enough, there standing behind her was a salesman.

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With a pleasant smile he greeted her, 'Good day, Madame. How may we help you today?'

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Trying to maintain an air of sophistication and acting as though nothing had happened, she smiled back and asked, 'Sir, what is the price of this lovely vehicle?'

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Still smiling pleasantly, he replied, 'Madame, I'm very sorry to say that if you farted just touching it, you are gonna crap when you hear the price..
Amanda

Amanda Percival



Mar 6 2007 8:28 PM

Dorothy and Edna, two "senior" widows, are talking. Dorothy: "That nice George Johnson asked me out for a date. I know you went out with him last week, and I wanted to talk with you about him before I give him my answer." Edna: "Well, I'll tell you. He shows up at my apartment punctually at 7 P.M. , dressed like such a gentleman in a fine suit, and he brings me such beautiful flowers! Then he takes me downstairs, and what's there but a luxury car... a limousine, uniformed chauffeur and all. Then he takes me out for dinner... a marvelous dinner... lobster, champagne, dessert, and after-dinner drinks. Then we go see a show. Let me tell you, Dorothy, I enjoyed it so much I could have just died from pleasure! So then we are coming back to my apartment and he turns into an ANIMAL. Completely crazy, he tears off my expensive new dress and has his way with me two times!" Dorothy: "Goodness gracious!... so you are telling me I shouldn't go out with him?" Edna: "No, no, no... I'm just saying wear an old dress."
Sandra

Sandra Fenstrom



Feb 22 2007 11:03 PM

Into a Belfast pub comes Paddy Murphy, looking like he'd just been run
over by a train. His arm is in a sling, his nose is broken, his
face is
cut and bruised and he's walking with a limp.

"What happened to you?" asks Sean, the bartender.

"Jamie O'Conner and me had a fight," says Paddy.

"That little sod, O'Conner," says Sean, "he couldn't do that to
you, he
must have had something in his hand."

"That he did," says Paddy, "a shovel is what he had, and a terrible
lickin' he gave me with it."

"Well," says Sean, "you should have defended yourself. Didn't you have
something in your hand?"

"That I did," said Paddy. "Mrs. O'Conner's breast, and a thing of
beauty it was, but useless in a fight."
Brenda

Brenda



Jan 24 2007 9:22 PM

A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of boobies are there?" The Father, surprised answers, "Well son, there are three kinds of breasts. In her 20s, a woman's breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s to 40s they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After 50 they are like onions". "Onions?" Yes, you see them and they make you cry.

This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter said, "Mum, how many kinds of 'Willies' are there?" The mother, surprised, smiles and answers "Well dear, a man goes through three phases. In his 20s, his Willie is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30s to 40s, it is like a birch, flexible and reliable. After his 50s, it is like a Christmas Tree." "A Christmas Tree?" Yes - dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration.
Marsha

Marsha Drake



Jan 22 2007 8:24 PM

The private diary of a Viagra housewife...

Day 1

Just celebrated our 25th wedding anniversary with not much to celebrate. When it came time to re-enact our wedding night, he locked himself in the bathroom and cried.

Day 2

Today, he says he has a big secret to tell me. He's impotent, he says, and he wants me to be the first to know. Why doesn't he tell me something I don't know! I mean, he actually thinks I haven't noticed.

Day 3

This marriage is in trouble. A woman has needs. Yesterday, I saw a picture of Nelson's Column and burst into tears.

Day 4

A miracle has happened! There's a new drug on the market that will fix his 'problem'. It's called Viagra. I told him that if he takes Viagra, things will be just like they were on our wedding night. I think this will work. I replaced his Prozac with the Viagra, hoping to lift something other than his mood.

Day 5

What absolute bliss!!

Day 6

Isn't life wonderful but it's difficult to write while he's doing that.

Day 7

This Viagra thing has gone to his head. No pun intended! Yesterday, at Burger King, the manager asked me if I'd like a Whopper. He thought they were talking about him. But, have to admit it's very nice - I don't think I've ever been so happy.

Day 8

I think he took too many over the weekend. Yesterday, instead of mowing the lawn, he was using his new friend as a weed wacker. I'm also getting a bit sore down there.

Day 9

No time to write. He might catch me.

Day 10

Okay, I admit it. I'm hiding. I mean, a girl can only take so much. And to make matters worse, he's washing the Viagra down with neat whisky! What am I going to do? I feel tacky all over....

Day 11

I'm basically being screwed to death. It's like living with a Black and Decker drill. I woke up this morning hot-glued to the bed. Even my armpits hurt. He's a complete pig.

Day 12

I wish he was gay. I've stopped wearing make-up, cleaning my teeth or even washing but he still keeps coming after me! Even yawning has become dangerous...

Day 13

Every time I shut my eyes, there's a sneak attack! It's like going to bed with a scud missile. I can hardly walk and if he tries that "Oops, sorry" thing again, I'll kill the [#@!$].

Day 14

I've done everything to turn him off. Nothing is working. I even started dressing like a nun but this just seems to make him more horny. Help me!

Day 15

I think I'll have to kill him. I'm starting to stick to everything I sit on. The cat and dog won't go near him and our friends don't come over any more. Last night I told him to go and screw himself and he did.

Day 16

The [#@!$] has started to complain about headaches. I hope the bloody thing explodes. I did suggest he might try stopping the Viagra and going back on Prozac.

Day 17

Switched the pills but it doesn't seem to have made any difference...Christ! Here he comes again!

Day 18

He's back on Prozac. The lazy sod just sits there in front of the TV all day with that remote control in his hand and expects me to do everything for him. What absolute bliss!
Cliff

Cliff



Nov 10 2006 11:43 PM

Happy Birthday Diane!!
I hope you are having a wonderful day..
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Oct 27 2006 9:04 PM

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