Dubya: Spending time at my Crawford ranch or thinking about what I will do on my next visit there.
Dick: Unilateral invasion and takeover of oil producing nations around the globe.
Musik
Dubya: The Oakridge Boys (you know that song Elvira - "Gitty up a oom papa oom papa mau mau"? That song is awesome Hey I just said mau! [sound of idiotic giggling])
Filmer
Dubya: Dude Where's my Car? Harold and Kumar go to WhiteCastle, and all four movies from the Scary Movie Trilogy.
Dick: Gigli - it failed worse than our attempt to "liberate" Iraq.
TV
Dubya: The West Wing.
Dick: Fox News Network.
Böcker
Dubya: Coloring books, or anything with lots of pictures.
Dick: The Halliburton Year-End Earnings Report, Guns 'n Ammo
Hjältar
Dubya: Jerry Falwell, Fred Phelps, and Jesus.
Dick: John Wilkes Booth and Lee Harvey Oswald
Om mig: We're spending our "down" time touring the U.S. with our Republican Outreach Cabaret, www.dickndubya.us, trying to convert all the Pinko, Commie Queers into God fearin', Missionary Position adminin', Executin' lovin' Americans, you know, uhhhh... Republicans.
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Jag skulle vilja träffa: Dubya: Pablo Escobar.
Dick: The master of hide-n-seek: Osama Bin Laden.
