Love
Sex
Being appreciated
The fleeting moments of happiness that im supplied before they are ripped away
Getting really drunk
Reds
Mickeys
People who mean what they say
People who care
Reasonable shirts
Showers
Showers when I'm hungover.
Car rides
Sticking my head out of car windows
Joel Dislikes:
Being such a huge pussy
Not telling you how upset you really make me
Getting my feelings hurt
The constant feeling of inadequacy
Being taken advantage of
Life
Music
Aesop Rock
Andre Nickatina
B.O.T.A.R.
Busdriver
Beck
KRS-ONE
Mc Chris
Mc Lars
Mc Frontalot
The Offspring
Streetlight Manifesto
The Streets
Sublime
A Tribe Called Quest
The Vandals
The Beastie Boys
Common Rider
Atmosphere
The Cool Kids
Cypress Hill
Explosions in the Sky
Operation Ivy
Rancid
Movies
Star Wars
Puddle Cruiser
Club Dread
Black Sheep
1408
Riding the Bullet
Basic Instinct
Lord of the Rings
The Music Within
Office Space
Oldboy
Happy Gilmore
Billy Madison
Harold and Kumar go to White Castle
Snatch
Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels
Rock'N'Rolla
Goodfellas
Television
Futurama
Simpsons
Cartoons
Scrubs
The Fresh Prince of Bellair
Books
Unfortunately all 7 Harry Potter's
Night Stalker: The Life and Crimes of Richard Ramirez
Star Wars: The Cestus Deception
Star Wars: Darth Maul: Shadow Hunter
Star wars: New Jedi Order.
All the Resident Evil books 0-7
Zombie Survival Guide and World War Z
93 Confirmed Kills: The Story of Carlos Hathcock
Marine Sniper: The Declassified Story of Carlos Hathcock
This Boy's Life
Choke
Fight Club
Survivor
Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them
Silent Bob Speaks
Catcher in the Rye
Welcome to My Country
Things Fall Apart
If you have anything that you think is a good read, I'm interested.
Heroes
People who don't give a fuck, but yuh know like accomplish stuff and like do crazy shit, not the kind who don't give a fuck and do meth.
The ones who let shit go, the ones who help people out, the ones who spread love at all costs.
Wryan <3
The dude who wrote "The Monster Mash"
Jeremy Glick
Al Franken
KRS-ONE
John Stewart
Stephen Colbert
Jello Biafra
Dave Attell for also being an insomniac
keith olbermann
Robert "Speedball" Baldwin
Bruce Wayne
Peter Parker, kinda Enemies:
Sean Hannity
Bill O'reilly
Fox news as a whole
Ann Coulter
Michael Savage
William Randolph Herst
Tim Motherfucking Burton
About me: -My name is Joel G. Ode,I can go from socially respectable to shirtless in 0.8 seconds, I can show you, just ask.
-I really enjoy parties where I don't know a lot of people, plus I'll drink with anyone so give me an invite.
-I'm extremely anti-religious, please get offended, please talk shit to me.
-As often as possible I add mushrooms, onions, and garlic to my food.
-I struggle with normal everyday things.
-I can't stand a lot of people but, I try to be diplomatic
-My AIM screen-name is fistfullasharks.
-I'm one of those motherfuckers who makes fun of everything and calls a lot of shit stupid.
-I have a big problem with poorly founded opinions
-If you think deep about some shallow shit, it doesn't make you deep.
-I'm really fucking sick of peoples egos and them worrying about how their actions will be perceived.
"Joel Gregory Ode -what a character. He is that particular someone. Even if you just met him, or knew him for years, he will keep you interested. He uses diction that keeps you entertained, as well as informed. Joel is extremely animated- it is so amazing to see that in someone. Not that bland bullshit about people who has or has personality. He does not have it, he OWNS it. This is not suppose to be "_____ here talking about Joel." No, it's not. People who usually does it are really fake and illiterate about the whole thing. This is so genuine. Joel is genuine. Of course, nobody is perfect. It's been said before, totally cliche. He has his kinks, but who does not? His makes him more interesting. You have yours, the ones that make you pose as a total bopper-bitch. Yes? When I am down, he can say things to make me laugh and feel better. Anyways, this one broke the mold. I have yet to meet someone I can talk to in just silliness or even in all seriousness to keep me as interested as Joel Ode does."
Who I'd like to meet: Drinking partners.
OTHER paranoid schizophrenics.
Motherfuckers who are down for whatever, whenever and don't give a fuck.
Andre Nickatina
Solid people, who don't judge are firm believers in brotherhood.
A shifty DMV worker for easy access to a fake ID.
Someone whose giving away a house thats a decent, cozy size.
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