About me: At first I thought, if I were Superman, a perfect secret identity would be "Clark Kent, Dentist," because you could save money on tooth X-rays. But then I thought, if a patient said, "How's my back tooth?" and you just looked at it with your X-ray vision and said, "Oh it's okay," then the patient would probably say, "Aren't you going to take an X-ray, stupid?" and you'd say, "Aw screw you, get outta here," and then he probably wouldn't even pay his bill.
bwahahahahahahaahah.... i mean ...what... white slave trade? what white slave trade... this is a mere figment of your imagination *doing jedi mind trick wavey thingy*
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mmmk so i come and listen to you play all the time... now come see me? i hope you can make it! it should be a lot of fun and i'll have some special guests sittin in.
just got out of work and listened to your voicemail... it was cutting in and out but i heard the words "slayer," "roll your eyes" and "that's how it's gonna be." i hope that those were all in reference to us playing some guitar hero but somehow i doubt it.
in a perfect world we'd be drinking some of yer brew right now and playing rock band on a 112 inch plasma.....oh and maybe a good game of scrabble too.
Happy Birthday Dave. I miss you and we should hang soon. i leave you with a couple of my favorite lines from Trainspotting -
Rent of course - It's SHITE being Scottish! We're the lowest of the low. The scum of the fucking Earth! The most wretched, miserable, servile, pathetic trash that was ever shat into civilization. Some hate the English. I don't. They're just wankers. We, on the other hand, are COLONIZED by wankers. Can't even find a decent culture to be colonized BY. We're ruled by effete assholes. It's a SHITE state of affairs to be in, Tommy, and ALL the fresh air in the world won't make any fucking difference!
