dik Burper
My goals? To find a cure for irony and make a fool out of God.

Male
46 years old
clear lake, California
United States



Last Login: 6/3/2009
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    dik Burper's Interests
Generalmosaic art, Painting, sculpting, gardening, cartoons, sex, playing old 78s on my wind-up record machine,walks in the country lookin' a all the purdy critters, ancient Egyptian history, creating art breathed to life by a power greater than ourselves, hunting for arrowheads, singing, male belly dancing.
MusicBlondie, Etta James, Tom Waits,Dolly Parton, Metallica, Phillip Glass opera "Akhenaten", Louie Armstrong, Black Sabbath, Yma Sumac, Django Reinhardt, Soundtracks 'Hairspray' and 'Oh, Brother where art thou?', Outkast,
MoviesAnything by Coffin Joe, Sunset Blvd., Metropolis, Blade Runner, Willie Wonka (both versions), The Crucible, Hairspray(both versions),The Night of the Hunter, Paper Moon, anything by John Waters, Donnie Darko, De-Lovely, 300, King Kong{old and new versions} Sweeny Todd {seen it 4xs now!} There will be Blood, Gangs of New York
TelevisionPbs,History channel, Strangers w/Candy, Little House on the Prairie, Antiques Roadshow, Discovery channel, Still Standing, Family Guy, Simpsons, American Dad,
BooksA People's History of the United States by Howard Zinn,
HeroesKim "Butt" Johnson (she is the wind beneath my wings) Joy my friend at work for believing in me, Rich Gilmore, my closest friend.

     dik Burper's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Networking, Serious Relationships, Friends
Orientation:Gay
Body type:Athletic
Religion:Agnostic
Zodiac Sign:Aries
Children:I don't want kids
Education:Some college
Occupation:case worker at mental health facility



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About me:
I was born April 18th, 57years after the great San Francisco earthquake and fire. When I was 6yrs. old I knew without a doubt that marriage was not my bag. I told my parents "I'm going to be a bachelor when I grow up!" They laughed like it was the cutest thing. Who's laffing now? Me, the swingin' bachelor. I also share a b-day w/ Clarence Darrow, the lawyer who defended Leopold and Loeb. He is known for saying: "Everybody is a potential murderer. I've never killed anyone but I often find satisfaction reading the obiturary columns." I also share a b-day w/ Conan O'Brian and Lil' baby Suri. I feel much younger than guess-timated age. I remember burning down a vacant house with my girlfriend Lori; as the cluttered room was iluminated in flame I found myself deeply entranced , mackin'on some guy named Rod. Oh, if only to ever touch that pagan ,lustfull, saytr of a man again...
Who I'd like to meet:
Gloria Swanson, Coffin Joe, Betty Page, Rameses II, Jeff Palmer, Queen Hatshepsut, Akhetaton, Rudolf Valentino, Rasputin, John Waters, Vincent Price, Tom Waits, Margaret Cho, Amanda Huggenkiss, Vin Diesel {for a one nitestand}, Henry and June and Anais.(if only they would kiss my neck in classic 1920's style...) ,Louise Brooks, Clara Bow, Phil Ward, Jimmy Clark the movie star, Tim Retzloff, Sporty and Tina Hood, Kim "Tommy" Johnson, Lolita, 'Pappy Jim and the Tennessee Crackers', Lance Uppercut and the Sultry Sows of the South Seas,



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dik Burper has 18 friends.
 Kim 


 Tom 


 Sarah 


 timzloff 


 June Mansfield Miller 


 Debbie 


 Kelly 





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Beautiful Individual That Causes Horniness





Feb 18 2009 9:31 AM

Is this what Obama meant when he talked about troop withdraw? Abstaining from Iraq would have worked best, but since we already went in looks like we had to keep nailing them. We couldn't do complete protection, because we wanted to make sure we deposited just enough to leave evidence we had been there. We tried the rhythm method, but that ended up in a bloody mess. I've heard of playing it safe, but this is ridiculous. I wonder if this was the change he was looking for. Also, I sit here pondering why they re not magnum condoms. Are they subliminally telling us something about our president? Looks like we won't have to worry about him using any big missiles anytime soon. Looks like someone is not looking to shoot into any foxholes. Hmmm... I dunno... LMAO!!!

Joy





Aug 23 2008 6:10 AM

Ricccchhhharrrrddddddddddddddd!

You are thought of and missed sooooooooooooo much!

Lots of xoxo ..

Joy
Beautiful Individual That Causes Horniness





Aug 6 2008 4:43 AM


Joy





Aug 4 2008 4:29 PM

I hope all is well with you! I miss you!

xoxo ..
Kim





Jul 10 2008 10:48 PM

what up doe?
Joy





Jul 9 2008 5:14 AM

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Jun 27 2008 5:49 PM

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Jun 19 2008 4:36 AM

I am trying so hard to find balance in my life, it isn't easy. But thank you for your friendship and kindness. It comforts me in the most unexpected and much needed times.

xoxo ..
Kim





Jun 3 2008 10:19 AM

I'm sorry to hear about your friend passing away. Did you hear that Bo Diddley passed away yesterday as well?
:(
Kim





May 18 2008 9:51 PM

oooh..sweet and tender hooligan
...will i ever get to smash yer face in again....oh the whisky and the
bruises......so sweetly taken...my tiny ol heart is a breakin...
Joy





May 11 2008 5:05 AM

I was thinking of you and thought I would stop by here and leave you some xoxo and I saw what you wrote about me . I had to call the Boy Nurse to tell him how honored you made me feel . Of course he was outside talking to a client's mother because she returned the client because she went AWOL on an outing ((sigh)) such as life at Crestwood Anguish ((LOL)) .

Warmest xoxo my dear friend . You have touched my life and I love you for it .
Joy





Apr 20 2008 5:28 AM

Sorry for the belated birthday wishes Richard. I have been overwhelmingly busy. I just finished a 7 day stretch of all work and no play. I am thoroughly exhausted on all levels.

I do hope your birthday was as beautiful as you hunny!

Much love and xoxo ..
Joy





Apr 20 2008 5:20 AM

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Apr 15 2008 3:55 AM

I had to google Suri's and Conan Obrien's birthday to figure out yours hunny ..

? ~*~ April 18th ~*~ ?

xoxo ..
Kim





Apr 14 2008 9:55 PM

ooohhh..and happy birthday~
me love you long time~
Kim





Apr 14 2008 9:42 PM

watch out sweet thang~ fer i hitcha with my love pistol~
pistol whip mutha fukKAH!
Joy





Apr 10 2008 5:58 AM

Leaving behind lots of xoxooxoxoxoxoxo to you sweetie!
Joy





Apr 10 2008 5:37 AM

BROWN EYED GIRL





Mar 14 2008 7:06 AM

Rick I love you!!!!
Kim





Mar 11 2008 1:53 PM

high dik a tease....~
You are one crazy funny mutha~
Kim





Feb 14 2008 9:44 PM

clappy VD big dik..I know that you are spreading yer love around...
gimme some of dat stuff!!
Kim





Feb 7 2008 2:27 AM

OMG!!! Kim "Butt" Johnson--AKA Uncle Kim-- is MY hero, too!!!!! She has forever altered my perception on life. I -heart- Kimmy J.
Kim





Feb 2 2008 5:02 PM

GO AHEAD!! squint up yer face and do a little dance, shake a little turd out of the bottom of yer pants..
Kim





Feb 2 2008 4:58 PM

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