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Dik Guru
Folk / Punk / Indie

Brummie Comedy Folk Singer




United Kingdom

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Last Login:  9/1/2009
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Member Since7/1/2006
Band MembersCD available from:

InfluencesDik Guru - Grumblin' Bloke



Dik Guru - Arthur

Sounds LikeJasper Carrott takin the piss outta Bob Dylan
Record LabelPunk Shit Records, Angry Scenes Records
Type of LabelIndie


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   About Dik Guru
Dik Guru writes and performs comedy folk songs based on true stories and real situations, often involving onanism. With a hint of social comment,plenty of swearing and piss taking he's a liability at any church fete or garden party. The instrumentation is basic:2chord guitar and a squirrel scampering over some biscuit tins. The tunes are all nicked from dead people who can't complain. The words are all rude, and offensive to people of several nationalities. Dik has been banned from venues in and around Birmingham and the Black Country on the pub music scene and as well as charity events, local festivals and comedy nights. His most noteable gig so far was a warm up slot for Jerry Sadowitz one night in Digbeth,leading to the immediate closure of the pub on the grounds of taste and decency. Dik has recorded a cd of some of his songs entitled 'Urban Folk' and is writing some more songs on the back of an envelope to be recorded some time when we can borrow his mate's Binatone 'Record yourself for fun and amusement' portable studio.****DIK'S ALBUM 'URBAN FOLK' WHICH WAS SELF RELEASED IN 2004, HAS BEEN RE-PRESSED BY BIRMINGHAM PUNK LABEL'S (PUNK SHIT RECORDS AND ANGRY SCENES RECORDS) IT HAS A NEW PACKAGE LAYOUT AND IS AVALIBLE TO ORDER.PLEASE SEND A MESSAGE IF YOU WISH TO ORDER IT.**The album is also availible on Interpunk www.interpunk.com

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BANK HOLIDAY JEZ

BANK HOLIDAY JEZ



Nov 18 2009 12:42 PM

Bank Holiday Jez. New LP CD available now!!
 

SAWYERS VENUE

SAWYERS VENUE



Oct 26 2009 7:40 PM

A massive thank you again for playing yesterday we really appreciate it - hope to see you soon love the Sawyers crew
SAWYERS VENUE

SAWYERS VENUE



Oct 15 2009 8:15 PM

USE IT OR LOSE IT 4 @ SAWYERS VENUE , KETTERING - SUN 25TH OCT


featuring:-
TV Smith, RAM-MAN, Dik Guru, Hotwired, Black Skull Squadron, First Wave, Washed Up
doors 4pm - first band 4.30pm - £4 door -

big thanks to all
Punker Pages

Punker Pages



Sep 6 2009 11:47 AM

Dik Guru is on Punker Pages!
maydaze

maydaze



Aug 24 2009 6:49 PM

It's been sometime old friend ....hope alls well -  keep on folking all the best.
Davy H and the crew xxx
Swampy

Swampy



Aug 18 2009 6:49 PM

Its probably meant to be a secret but Dik..s New cd is out now  , It..s absolutely fucking brilliant. 12 new tracks by Dik + 12 tracks by none of your fucking business.
Swampy

Swampy



Jul 31 2009 7:58 PM

When is the launch of your new cd  ?
Mat

Mat McGuire



Jul 1 2009 12:00 PM

cheers!







waddy

waddy



Jun 21 2009 6:06 PM

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ROLLER

Puipa V. Roller



May 29 2009 11:47 AM

Hello for every one..
 Now you can wath my profile, who is nicely done..
   Finde all info about me and who tuch my life aswel..
      Mane herous, television, muvies, concerts, music..
                                                             welcome to enjoy
                                                                       ROLLER >}
G.O.M! Band

G.O.M! Band



May 27 2009 12:08 PM

Hello from G.O.M! industrys.

We offer the chance to download our free net e.p, 'We are not a ska band' a selection of demo's recorded over the past 2 years available from
http://www.last.fm/music/G.O.M!
http://www.reverbnation.com/gomindustrys
http://www.myspace.com/gomindustrys

& heres our 'Filthy Bunter' chat & text line...



& also take the time to check out other King Ginga productions @
http://www.last.fm/music/king-ginga

Enjoy!
G.O.M!
waddy

waddy



May 20 2009 8:55 PM

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Phil Murray and the Boys From Bury

Phil Murray and the Boys From Bury



May 15 2009 4:13 PM

Hello Dik Guru

Just stopping by to say hi and give you some news.
The new album 'Welcome To Murraysville' from Phil Murray and the Boys From Bury is now available worldwide from CD Baby and directly from the merchandise page of the official website.
You can also get the album from Apple iTunes, MSN Music, Rhapsody, Napster, Amazon and many more.

Swampy

Swampy



May 1 2009 6:41 PM

Just in case you hadn..t realised your playin at the wagon and horses in digbeth tonite !
G.O.M! Band

G.O.M! Band



Mar 16 2009 4:52 PM

Hello from G.O.M! Industrys.
The G.O.M! band have free downloads of their 'We are not a ska band' E.P & here is their new video, the 'Filthy Bunter' chat & text line advert!



Enjoy!

www. reverbnation. com/gomindustrys
www. last. fm/music/G. O. M!
mary

mary power



Mar 8 2009 1:59 PM

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Sign the Dylan Tribute Petition!

Eternal CIrcle



Mar 2 2009 9:39 PM

Come join us in our Cause: Sign the Online Petition for Tribute Monument to Bob Dylan in Washington Square Park, NYC

Please help us spread the word by recruiting friends and adding an Eternal Circle badge to your profile to show your support!



SMART FART design

SMART FART design



Mar 1 2009 1:48 PM

hi,
do u need logos, artworx, myspace layout or other graphic stuff?
check my works on my profile
thanx
Davide


artworx 4 your band (logos, artworx, myspace layout, etc)
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mary

mary power



Feb 9 2009 11:15 AM

feb 14th 2009
Sign the Dylan Tribute Petition!

Eternal CIrcle



Jan 10 2009 7:05 AM

Thank you for befriending us and supporting Eternal Circle!

If you haven't signed the Bob Dylan Tribute Monument Petition already, please click on the photo below:

Punk Shit Records

Punk Shit Records



Dec 22 2008 10:18 PM

Herr Guru, where is this new album that u've recorded??? I need yer post address so please message me with it to send u a best of punk shit records cd.
Happy xmas Mr Lard
maydaze

maydaze



Dec 22 2008 8:51 PM

Wishing you a Merry Crimble and a Zappy New Year Dik....love and light...us lot xx
R.A.M-M.A.N

R.A.M-M.A.N



Nov 3 2008 1:59 PM

SAWYERS VENUE

SAWYERS VENUE



Oct 23 2008 8:27 PM

See ya soon mate.....

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Ed Square & Friends

Ed Square & Friends



Oct 2 2008 5:50 PM

Cheers for the add Dik.

Had a really good time down The Fountain last week, the atmosphere was great!

Did you ever think you'd see the day Ed Square was on the internet?
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