Dingus Squatford Jr

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  • Dingus Squatford Jr.

  • 28 / Male
  • Redmond, Washington, US
  • Last Login: 12/2/2009

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Blurbs

About me:

My name is Matt, I was born in 1981, and lived the first 3 years of my life in a small town called Prosser, Wa. In 1984, my family moved to Tacoma, Wa, and I spent the next 20 years of my life there. Then after living a year on a farm in Northern California, I moved back to Washington and now reside in the Kirkland/Bellevue area.
My hobbies include basket-weaving, olympic curling, freestyle sitting, collecting pogs(remember pogs?), professional tic-tac-toe championships, and I also play the recorder in the U.K. indie-pop-death-metal-polka band "Shit-Kicka!"
I am a Christo-Buddhist-Hindu-Taoist, which means I a VERY SURE about VERY LITTLE when it comes to religion/philosophy. I know that my core beliefs has served me well to this day, and I regret nothing.
During my tour in 'Nam, I was approached by my captain to join the United States Western Southern Central Korean Tic-Tac-Toe Championships. I told the commander that my real talent was olympic curling, but he would not listen. To this day, when I brush the ice in front of a oversized sliding hockey-puck I get a thrill and satisfaction better than any orgasm. But my talents were need in the war effort, specifically the Tic-Tac-Toe championships. After 1,367,492 ties, I eventually won the 3 week championship after my opponent died of boredom.
I have had a painful stomach condition since I was a child, which is why I am a Washington State medical marijuana patient. I generally feel sick in the morning and am unable to eat until I am properly "medicated." Washington state has decent medical marijuana laws, but they are not as effective as California's.
I have twenty seven children. Their names are Tiffany, Heather, Cody, Dillan, Dermit, Jordan, Tailor, Brittney, Wesley, Rumor, Skyle, Cassidy, Zoe, Cloe, Max, Hunter, Kendel, Katelyn, Noah, Sasha, Morgan, Kira, Ean, Lauren, Kubert, Phil, and Brendine just finished birthin' the next one, I think we'll name it R2D2. Heres a video of the little guy, he's got beautiful eyes!
(I don't know what these other videos are...)

Who I'd like to meet:

Jon Stewart or Steven Colbert

"Pres. Bush doesn't make decisions based on facts, he make facts based on decisions."


(Hunter's ashes were shot out of a cannon by Jonny Depp, according to his final wishes.)
"Hunter telephoned me on Feb. 19, the night before his death. He sounded scared. It wasn't always easy to understand what he said, particularly over the phone, he mumbled, yet when there was something he really wanted you to understand, you did. He'd been working on a story about the World Trade Center attacks and had stumbled across what he felt was hard evidence showing the towers had been brought down not by the airplanes that flew into them but by explosive charges set off in their foundations. Now he thought someone was out to stop him from publishing it: "They're gonna make it look like suicide," he said. "I know how these bastards think..."
- Paul William Roberts


"He Stomped Terra" - Juan Hunter

Details

  • Status: In a Relationship
  • Here for: Networking, Dating, Friends
  • Hometown: Tacoma, WA
  • Orientation: Straight
  • Body type: 6' 0" / Some extra baggage
  • Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
  • Religion: Taoist
  • Zodiac Sign: Virgo
  • Children: Someday
  • Smoke: No
  • Education: Some college
  • Occupation: NCR Lead Tech for WA, OR, & CA
  • Income: $30,000 to $45,000

Schools

  • Pierce College

    • Puyallup, WA
    • Graduated: 2002
    • Student status: Alumni
    • Degree: In Progress
    • Major: Networking
    2001 to 2002
  • Bates Technical College

    • Tacoma, WA
    • Graduated: 2000
    • Student status: Alumni
    • Degree: In Progress
    1998 to 2000
  • Stadium

    • Tacoma, WA
    • Graduated: 1998
    • Student status: Alumni
    • Degree: High School Diploma
    1996 to 1998

Companies

  • Blockbuster

    • Bellevue, WA US
    • Asst. Manager
    08/05 - 09/06
  • CompuCom/Excell Data

    • Flying all over the USA, US
    • SWAT Team Install Technician
    09/07 - 03/08
  • Microsoft

    • Redmond, Wa US
    • Team Lead/Server Lab Installation Coordinator
    07/08 - 08/08
  • MS

    • Redmond, WA US
    • PC Install Technician
    09/06 - 09/07
  • National Cash Register

    • Bellevue, Wa US
    • Lead Install Technician for WA, OR, & CA
    09/08 - Present

Interests

  • General

    Philosophy, Science, Politics,
    and

    Beer....Blunts..........& Bitches yo!
  • Music

    O'Death, Leftover Salmon, Tonedeff, Immortal Technique, MC Chris, The White Stripes, Minor Threat, The Grateful Dead, Body Count, G. Love & Special Sauce, Binary Star, Looptroop, Sarah Connor(the punk band not that jazz bitch), Jack Johnson, GG Allin, Blues Traveler, Against Me!, Promoe, Blackalicious, The Velvet Underground, Apathy, Beethoven, Bad Religion, Slug, Guru, Miles Davis, Murs, ¡TCHKUNG!, Warren Haynes, Chali 2Na, The Sex Pistols, Phil & Friends, El Duce w/ Gardy Loo, Phish, The Rolling Stones, Willie Nelson, Dead Kennedys, Gift of Gab, Method Man, String Cheese, Alice in Chains, Wu-Tang Clan, The Big Island Shindig, Jimi Hendrix, Ben Harper, Cornmeal, Jerry Douglas, Beck, Dropkick Murphys, Blind Melon, Outkast, Bela Fleck, Gorillaz, Herbie Hancock, Allman Bros, Del tha Funky Homosapien, Jurassic 5, The Clash, Sam Bush, Operation Ivy, The Damned, Atmosphere, Eyedea, Jane's Addiction, Mad Season, The Exploited, Steve Miller, Bob Marley, Tony Rice, Bach, Nine Inch Nails, Prince, Subhumans, Toots & The Maytals, Neil Young, The Ramones, War, Robert Johnson, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Television, Tom Petty, MMW, Primus, Sublime, Radiohead, Talib Kwali, Mozart, Tom Waits, Sausage, Oysterhead, Rancid, Soundgarden, Danzig's Misfits, Heiroglyphics, David Bowie, Dialated Peoples, Flogging Molly, The Mars Volta, CCR, Elton John, System of a Down, Novatone, Project Z, Robert Randolph, The Gourds, Swollen Members, Victor Wooten, Widespread Panic, Ziggy Marley, & more..
  • Movies

    Let's see...Superbad, Juno, Death Sentence, The Hunting Party, Little Miss Sunshine, Smokin' Aces, Waiting, The Protector, The Forty Year Old Virgin, The Departed, Seven, Hellraiser(all 8), Tenacious D: The Pick of Destiny, Cannibal Holocaust 1&2, Crank, True Romance, Idlewild, Sin City, Hero, Lucky Number Slevin, Half Baked, Reservoir Dogs, The Lord of the Rings Trilogy, A Scanner Darkly, The Princess Bride, Team America, The Good Shepherd, Nightmare on Elm Street Series, My Blue Heaven, Goodfellas, Memento, The Last King of Scotland, Harold & Kumar, Kung-Fu Mahjong, Friday the 13th Series, Donnie Brasco, Battle Royale, Super Troopers, Labyrinth, Unknown, Office Space, I Spit on Your Grave, Where the Buffalo Roam, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Boondock Saints, The Prestige, Pulp Fiction, Die Hard, Waking Life, Kill Bill 1&2, Coffee & Cigarettes, Clerks, Cannibal! The Musical, Kinouchi, The Illusionist, The Star Wars Series, The Jerk, Cheech & Chongs(all of em), Audition, The Godfather Series, American Beauty, Fight Club, Animal House, The Vacation Series, Monster Squad, Scarface, Wayne's World, Dirty Rotten Scoundrels, Serial Mom, Dead Man, It, Anchorman, Without a Paddle, Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, Kung-Fu Hustle, Ong-Bak, & so many more.

    Then there's Anime...
    Berserk, Rurouni Kenshin, Akira, Peacock King, Lodoss War, Jubei Ninpucho, Hellsing, Ghost in the Shell, Elfen Lied, Vampire Hunter D, Full Metal Panic, Samurai Champloo, Otogi Zoshi, Cowboy Bebop, Appleseed, Metropolis, Princess Mononoke, Spirited Away, Howl's Moving Castle, Nausicaa, Porco Rosso,

    I'm a big fan of documentaries. Some of my favorites include:
    Breakfast with Hunter, 9/11 Mysteries, The U.S. vs. John Lennon, Who wrote The Bible?, America: From Freedom to Fascism, Who Killed the Electric Car, Fear and Loathing in Gonzovision, The History of Stupidity, Terrorstorm: a History of Government Sponsored Terrorism, This Film is Not Yet Rated, JFK II: The Bush Connection, Fear and Loathing on the Road to Hollywood, 9/11: Press for Truth, Loose Change, Martial Law 9/11: The Rise of the Police State, The Power of Nightmares, Stephen Hawking's Universe, Confronting the Evidence, Dark Secrets inside Bohemian Grove, The Corporation, Truth and Lies of 9/11, Iraq For Sale: The War Profiteers, Theft by Deception: Deciphering the Federal Income Tax Code, Wal-Mart: The High Cost of Low Prices, What I've Learned about U.S. Foreign Policy, Sweet Misery: A Poisoned World, Bush Family Fortunes, The Occult History of the Third Reich, Forbidden Archeology, Illegal Drugs and How They Got That Way, The Money Masters, Crazy Rulers of the World, & many more.

    Oh, I almost forgot "The Cure for Insomnia", 85 hrs long(thats 3.5 days), a masterpiece of pop music, commercials, and porn.

    And last, but definetely not least, theres everyone's favorite:

    Night of the Day of the Dawn of the Son of the Bride of the Return of the Revenge of the Terror of the Attack of the Evil, Mutant, Alien, Flesh Eating, Hellbound, Zombified, Subhumanoid, Living Dead Part 2: In Shocking 2-D
  • Television

    DEXTER!!! Flight of the Conchords, The Wire, Heroes, House, Battlestar Galactica, John From Cincinnati, Journeyman, Da Ali G Show, Four Kings, Psych, Reaper, Its Always Sunny In Philadelphia, Damages, The Shield, My Name is Earl, The Office, The Daily Show & Colbert Report, Family Guy, Duckman, Futurama, Drawn Together, Rome, South Park, C.O.P.S., The Boondocks, The Simpsons, Cold Case Files, Beavis & Butthead, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Nip/Tuck, Sealab 2021, Four Kings, Rescue Me, That '70s Show, Penn & Teller's Bullshit!, Forensic Files, Ren & Stimpy, Chappelle's Show, Robot Chicken, Mind of Mencia, That's My Bush!, Monty Python's Flying Circus, Most Shocking, The State, Distraction, Married with Children, The X-Files, Kids in the Hall, In Living Colour, Mystery Science Theater 3000, Moral Orel, Drinky Crow, Police Squad!, Carnivale, Beavis & Butt-head, Frisky Dingo, The Xtacles, Burn Notice and a few others that I can't recall right now.

  • Books

    I Am America: And So Can You!, Be Here Now, America: The Book, Into the Wild, On the Road, The Grand Chessboard, Hell's Angels, Angels & Demons, Into Thin Air, Fear and Loathing: (any), A Brief History of Time, Lies, and the Lying Liars who tell them, Beyond Good & Evil : Prelude to a Philosophy of the Future, & more.
  • Heroes

    This guy.

    No, This guy.

    ...oh wait, its really this guy.


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    The difference between a democracy and a dictatorship is that in a democracy you vote first and take orders later; in a dictatorship you don't have to waste your time voting. - Charles Bukowski

    The most perfidious way of harming a cause consists of defending it deliberately with faulty arguments. - Friedrich Nietzsche

    If you would be a real seeker after truth, it is necessary that at least once in your life you doubt, as far as possible, all things. - Rene Descartes (1596 - 1650)

    The men the American public admire most extravagantly are the most daring liars; the men they detest most violently are those who try to tell them the truth. - H. L. Mencken (1880 - 1956)

    I like to believe that people in the long run are going to do more to promote peace than our governments. Indeed, I think that people want peace so much that one of these days governments had better get out of the way and let them have it. - Dwight D. Eisenhower

    "I have already said that I am not involved in the September 11 attacks in the United States. As a muslim, I try my best to avoid telling a lie. I had no knowledge of these attacks, nor do I consider the killing of innocent women, children, and other human beings as an appreciable act. Islam strictly forbids causing harm to innocent women, children, and other people." -Usama bin Laden, Ummat Magazine
    September 28th, 2001

    All animals are equal but some animals are more equal than others. - George Orwell (1903 - 1950), "Animal Farm"

    "To announce that there should be no criticism of the president, or that we are to stand by the president, right or wrong, is not only unpatriotic and servile, but it is morally treasonable to the American public.
    -Theodore Roosevelt
    26th American President

    "...advanced forms of biological warfare that can target specific genotypes may transform biological warfare from the realm of terror to a politically useful tool."
    Who wrote these words in their own strategy document? The Nazis? The regime of Pol Pot?
    No, it was Paul Wolfowitz, Dick Cheney, William Kristol, Donald Rumsfeld and the rest of the Neo-Con collaborators that formed the "Project For a New American Century,"(PNAC) the ideological framework behind the Bush administration.

Comments

Displaying 25 of 47 comments
  • Sep 25 2009 4:14 PM

    Just remember that I will always be here for you no matter what. When your happy, sad, mad, or confused I want to help. I love you Matt.
  • Mer

    Jun 22 2009 10:37 PM

    My best friend is leaving for a few weeks and it was making me oh so sad! 
    I love that kitty :D
  • May 17 2009 5:12 PM

    you make me, me. i love me.
  • Apr 26 2009 1:53 AM

    huh?
  • Apr 25 2009 7:18 AM

    a sweet number two that you, me, and ours could *share*
    sounds amazing...

    mmmm, you get me so *excited* just even talking...no, **thinking** about it!!

    ooh, you tease so with your recipes of delight...will you help me? will you help me though, collect what i need, to get what i want? ? ?

    you know i'll share what i have with YOU
    ;)
  • Apr 8 2009 1:54 PM

    420 Thanks for add Pictures, Images and Photos
  • Apr 6 2009 7:33 AM

    Matt Reid, all grown up and loving life, good to see you man even if its just in the digital world. To be honest I havent really changed that much from the weird kid that used to snort pixie sticks at your place in between heated Dungeons and Dragons adventures. Now I hang out in the catacombs of Paris and paint pornographic graffiti and stuff like that, Ive been in Europe for like six or seven years. I read your page, looks like you got your head in the right place man. Im all about ficticious Nam recountings and Ron Paul. You're knowing about the zeitgeist movement I imagine? Anyways, hope everythings cool with you on the homefront, hit me up and shit, peace picante.


    Ryan
  • Mar 28 2009 9:29 PM

    MATT "THE FUCKIN' DREAM" REID???? HOLY SHEEP SHIT!
    How ya been, brother? I'm doin' well, chillaxin', collecting disability and playing my music. Of course I didn't get a job in radio, and now I'm glad I didn't. Man, it's good to hear from you again. Glad to see you're still living after your tour in 'Nam. It's been too fuckin' long......
    -Ant
  • Mar 28 2009 7:35 AM

    Yes!!! It's all about the sugar lumps! I fuckin love those guys. I love you too, don't be jealous.
    I'm heading north-ish sometimes next month-ish, so send me directions to you and Mootzie's house(-ish) *hugs & kisses*
  • Mar 12 2009 8:02 PM

    Les Claypool was awesome! Sorry I got so wasted! love you! hehe
  • Feb 15 2009 6:45 AM

    HAPPY HEART DAY!!!!!!!I LOVE YOU!!!!!!
  • Feb 4 2009 8:12 AM

    you are the greatest thing that has ever happened to me. I never want to lose you and I hope that we can be happy and in love for the rest of our lives. you are a great man matt. thank you for everything that you have done for me.
    you rock my world bubba face!!!
  • Jan 30 2009 4:52 PM

    i dunno yet!
  • Jan 4 2009 9:15 PM

    What up Matt Reid!
  • Nov 30 2008 9:56 PM

    when i have a spare ten dollars to put in your wallet, a spare twenty to put in the gas tank, a spare twelve thirty six to buy some taco del mar and a spare fifty to leave on your coffee table.

    then, then i'll be up.


    <3 2ya'll
  • Nov 30 2008 7:52 AM

    We have a home! YAY!
  • Nov 27 2008 1:13 AM

    You live with the human form of Cartman?
  • Sep 19 2008 4:40 AM

    I like you a lot
  • Sep 12 2008 12:35 AM

    Happy birthday!
  • Sep 8 2008 11:34 PM

    Happy birthday! I don't know if I can handle another one like that! I love you!
  • Sep 7 2008 2:59 PM

    DUDE!!! Totally missed your shindig yesterday! Lame! Just got the envite....POOP!!!!!!!!!!!
    So whats up brother? Been a long time.
  • Sep 5 2008 10:29 PM

    WTF, your birthday is *not* on 9/11.
  • Aug 8 2008 8:27 AM

    Hey fucko!! I don't have your number, call my ass sucka!
  • Aug 5 2008 3:56 AM

    I have no friends.

    bleah!
  • Jul 15 2008 10:55 PM

    so i look obsessed with you on here! You need more myspace friends to spread my comments out! xoxox