Dinkoman as he is known to many is a writer/critic/donkey. He has been writing his increasingly popular website for well over two years now and has grown to make it into a community with over 6000 members. His website started off as an outlet to release his rapidly building blood pressure, although it has now turned into a source for increasing blood pressure as the ever lasting quest to buy a new delete key continues to fall upon him.
Dinkoman writes many satire articles, among with articles ranging from guides and stories of pop culture, political and modern events. Although you’re probably going to get offended by at least one of his articles, and of course you’ll feel the need to email him from time to time, telling him that he has spelt one word wrong or that you do not agree with him on something.
His talents include writing, graphics, images, animations (yeah, not likely) among other internet based things. He is also a good contender in martial arts, gaming, motorbiking, films and for the sake of this bio he has developed an inane skill of writing in the third person.
*Some stuff may be spelt wrong
Website
dinkoman.com
Members
There is just me who does everything. Every image, letter and email response is done by me, because in the end we all know i’m awesome.
TV Shows
G4TV Attack Of The Show
OMCC
Although i am not fond of TV, i’m a believer in new Media.
DINKOMAN.COM's Interests
Movies
I watch a lot of films. I like anything with a good story, action and comedy. My favourite film at the moment has to be "No country for old men". If you haven’t seen it you should definately check it out.
I write, edit, produce and own ComedyOnline.tv . I grew up with computers, i remember the first one my family got, it was back in 1995 and i remember it as a “large black box”. I started my first website back in 2002 but didn’t really get into the swing of things until 2006. Mainly becasue i couldn’t really be bothered with a website back then. I’ve always enjoyed comedy, pranks and making people laugh and was “the best in the entire school” at English, so i decided to combine the two when i quit school and write comedy. So this is what i do! Pretty cool eh?
At the moment i write articles for my blog and Comedy Online. However i’m currently filming a comedy series and my book is coming out in stores March 2010 (internet August 2009). I setup Comedy Online as a way of publicising comedians, musicians, writers, video makers and anyone else who wasn’t getting the views i thought they deserved.
Here’s an excerpt that i wrote about me from a networking site, it cut off before i could finish though as it said i had written too much. Story of my life:
I was born… so i was told.
I was young and had a strange liking for Salmon, Pombear crisps and “The Mask”.
I went to Nursery where i lost my virginity at 4.
I discovered virginity didn’t mean i could pee.
I went on a holiday to Menorca. A waiter asked me if i was “fini”. I was.
I wanted a play Barbecue but got a Go Kart instead. I cried and have video evidence. I was 15.
I was in a play as a Shepard in my Primary school. I now consider myself famous and declare the school a dictatorship.
I joined the elementary (Junior) school, life passed quickly and not much happened… except i got a tattoo.
My love with the USA started around this time.
I joined High School, and as most people do found it “gay”.
Not that much happened these five years as i spent most of it day dreaming and having long hair.
I started to earn a living off of the internet. NERD!
I started College. It was the first time a girl talked to me.
So that is it. I’ll update this in a while when i next get bored or change my mood.
Who I'd like to meet: Anyone who can provide the site with creative, original content. Anyone who likes to talk about anything else. Anyone who is funny. No celebrities please.
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