Dinsmore and Mostyn - gentlemen adventurers.
We live in the grounds of Mostyn’s Father’s baronial pile - known coloquially as "Mostopia" where we while away the hours. H.P. Dinsmore, Esq. is a gregarious type with a weakness for the ladies... particularly blondes, brunettes and redheads. And Mostyn - once the worst pilot in the history of the Royal Air Force - is a seasoned hooch-quaffing, tweed-sucking naval-gazer. But with class.
Influences
Errol Flynn, Hadleigh, Lord Byron, Anne Diamond, Quincy, Tony Greenwood. (See also "Heroes").
TV Shows
Films
We have both appeared in such classics as "Bullseye" (directed by Michael Winner); "A Chorus Of Disapproval" (directed by Michael Winner); also several "short legal drama films" about car crashes and insurance firms (with Michael Winner).
We are usually in a pub or bar scene. Usually unconscious.
Also watch out for Mostyn's Father in "Women In Love", "Get Carter" and many more.
Albums
"DINSMORE HAPPENS" (the long awaited follow-up to "DINSMORE SWINGS" and "THAT TOUCH OF DINSMORE IN THE NIGHT") should be in shops later this year. Bootleg copies of "MOSTYN PLAYS GERSHWIN ON THE KAZOO" are in the process of being systematically destroyed.
Dinsmore & Mostyn's Interests
General
Manly pursuits (mainly)
Movies
Heroes
Johnny Morris, Noel Coward, David Niven, Stirling Moss, Patrick Moore, John Mills, Terry Thomas, Leslie Phillips, Oscar Wilde, Percy Thrower, Jimmy Edwards, Eric Morecambe, James Mason, Peter Purves, Little Dickie Attenborough, Robert Robinson, Spike Milligan, Oliver Postgate, Deryck Guyler, Michael Denison, Stanley Holloway, Percy Edwards, Sir John Noakes, Harold Pinter, Marius Goring, Gambon, Callow, Rickman, Brian Cant, Fred Harris, Mr Sheen
Dinsmore & Mostyn's Details
Status:
Swinger
Orientation:
Not Sure
Hometown:
Fennybough
Zodiac Sign:
Aquarius
Children:
Undecided
Occupation:
Gentlemen
Dinsmore & Mostyn's Companies
Dinsmore&Mostyn's Plinth Shop (since destroyed in somewhat ironic conflagration) Devil's Bridge, Wales UK Plinthsellers-In-Chief
7th August 2005; 9am - 3.47pm
The Mostopian Goodtimes Club (House of Burlesque) Near Fennybough, UK Members Of The Board
Ongoing
Dinsmore & Mostyn Solids Ltd (liquidated) "The City", which is somewhere in London we think., UK Top-Drawer Executive Managing Gentlemen
About me: If only this "site" were OUR-Space rather than MY-Space we wouldn't keep bumping up against this infuriatingly first-person-orientated linguistic fascism. This section should really be entitled "About US" as there are, you will perhaps have gathered, two of us, Dinsmore and Mostyn.
We grew up here in Fennybough and became firm friends (in the most gentlemanly sense of the word) due to a mutual love for tweed, cigars and the writings of Eric Carle as well as having shared several of the same parents.
Assam or Earl Grey? I am not fussy, but do not give me a choice. As a proper lady, I am unable to make a decision. The notion of rejecting something leaves me with dread. Truly yours, blp
I sincerely reckon with your filicitations with words and the like, that if you two configurated to become Show Biz Agents you would find me lots of exciting croonification work!! I trust you will partake of the week with great excitement?
Thankyou for the add. Great to meet gentlemen of your calibre love the photograph. I must let my mother who sounds like the queen see your page I think she would approve. Have a most pleasant and fortuous week.
What a charming additionisation to your photographic galleryage. You both look splendidly aloof and a trifle camp. Plus, Muriel seems a sparky young(ish) thing an' all.
Good daylight!
Derek (Mr) Belm.
PS: I'm being shadowy, secretive and largely silent. So there you go then.
Good festivising to you both on the eve of this auspicious time.
I will be silent for a few days on account that I will be unwrapping Mrs Belm (my wife) in the morning and she will be enjoying the package I have set aside for herself.
I suppose with all this ruckus going about, Father on a room with a rifle, and electrified fences, this wouldn't be the best time to see if you'd be interested in backing my All Goat revue of Xanadu with goats on roller skates :(
Mostyn's image appears to have been scratched away. Although this is not necessarily a bad thing - I for one have never fancied his appearance, for example - I do hope this doesn't mean dark forces are at large around Mostopia?
My cousin has gone missing, and I fear she may be headed to your "neck of the woods". Please check your shrubbery for any goatage and evidence of galoshes, and I suggest you hide away any disco balls. I only mention this to you because after her last attempt at re-inventing herself, the ASPCA, local police, and the Actors Equity Union were steaming mad, and she may have an idea that you would be excellent backers for her next goat filled production, which she thinks would be a smash on the West End.
double salutations- upon returning home, i discovered (much to my delight) that my computer smelled of mothballs and brandy. tickled to be friendly with you in a cousinly manner. yours, william cousins,esq.
