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  • Temporary Power

    May 8 2008 12:22 AM

    Dio is so METAL he magnetically sticks to the plane and bus between gigs! :)

    Mike
  • Dzjennick

    Jan 30 2008 8:41 AM

    Dio is so Metal, he headbangs a mean 666 on the scale of Richter...
  • Craig

    Jan 11 2008 1:30 AM

    DIO is the god of metal.holy diver on
  • Tim Beavis Ash9Tim Saucier

    Jan 4 2008 6:17 AM

    Dio is so metal his blood doesn't contain iron, his Iron contains blood.
  • Temporary Power

    Oct 13 2007 4:35 PM

    DIO is HALLOWEEN MAN! :)

    Mike
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    Sep 11 2007 5:21 AM

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  • Holy Diver - Dio Tribut…

    Jul 22 2007 5:40 PM

    Keep Rockin!

  • Temporary Power

    Jul 11 2007 10:21 PM

    THANKS VERY MUCH! YOU ROCK!

    Mike Ward / Temporary Power
  • The Insidious MallratMartin Hamel

    Jun 29 2007 5:42 AM

    Dio is so metal that he doesn't wear steel-toed boots. They wear him.
  • The Insidious MallratMartin Hamel

    Jun 27 2007 1:51 AM

    Dio is so metal that all demons fear and respect him.


    Read this to understand!
  • LEGION

    Jun 26 2007 12:08 PM

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  • Temporary Power

    Jun 24 2007 4:34 PM

    Okay...Dio is so METAL, that's why he's the man on the SILVER mountain. Also it doesn't help that he has a cucumber wrapped in aluminum foil in his pants as he goes through the airport security checkpoint....oh, wait that was Spinal Tap! Love ya Ronnie!

    Sincerely,

    Mike Ward / Temporary Power
  • Cristofer

    Jun 17 2007 3:07 PM

    Dio is so metal he caused the crash of Oceanic flight 815.
  • Bobby FettRobert Torres

    Jun 17 2007 2:50 AM

    Dio once made love to a goat, a woman in a red and white polka dot dress and his bass player. In a moment of genious recorded the events that took place and called it the "Rainbow in the Dark" video.
  • Bobby FettRobert Torres

    Jun 17 2007 2:42 AM

    Dio is so metal that he masturbates to episodes of American Chopper, when he does this he uses WD-40 for lube.

    Dio is actually the main contributor for Habitat For Humanity, the reason for this is because all HFH homes use Dios' beard trimmings as nails.

    Dio is actually a post apocolytic robot soldier sent back in time to protect the future leader of the human resistance from an evil liquid metal robot who is bent on the distruction or said future leader.

    The iron in Dios blood is actually iron ore.

    Dentists use solder to fill cavities in Dios teeth.

    Dio holds the record for longest and loudest fart. That fart went platinum on march 21 1989. He named the fart "Holy Diver".

    Dio received his first hand-job on November 22, 1963, in Dallas, Texas. His load killed 6 people, one of those unlucky souls was none other than JFK.

    That same magic load also was responsible for the plane crash that killed JFK Jr.
  • The Insidious MallratMartin Hamel

    Jun 15 2007 5:33 AM

    Dio is so metal when he was younger he traveled the seas as an anchor.

    Dio is so metal that the city of Stockholm, Sweden built a statue to honor him, but was forced to tear it down when it's citizens refused to do anything but worship at it's feet.

    Dio is so metal that he takes two hours every morning to buff himself to a nice sheen.

    Dio is so metal his saliva has been declared a lethal weapon.

    Dio is so metal he considers microwaves his mortal enemy.

    Dio is so metal he was not born but crafted in the lathe of the devil.

    Dio is so metal he commonly picks up midgets and screams "Fastball Special" before tossing them through the air.

    Dio is so metal his pet name for Iron Man is "pussy"

    Dio is so metal his appearance on Sesame Street 'caused an entire generation of children to be sterile.

    Dio is so metal he went through 12 houses before hitting on the idea of building the 13th out of his own droppings.
  • Tim Beavis Ash9Tim Saucier

    Jun 15 2007 4:27 AM

    Dio is so metal, on a hot summer day he prefers to drink a nice tall glass of chilled motor oil.
  • Tim Beavis Ash9Tim Saucier

    Jun 15 2007 4:23 AM

    Dio is so metal he drinks Drano when he gets constipated.
  • Tim Beavis Ash9Tim Saucier

    Jun 15 2007 3:46 AM

    Dio is so metal when crappy music is played near him it reverberates off of him as an extended version of Holy Diver.
  • The Insidious MallratMartin Hamel

    Jun 15 2007 1:40 AM

    Dio is so metal when he orders silver dollar pancakes, he expects them to be made from actual silver dollars.
  • The Insidious MallratMartin Hamel

    Jun 15 2007 1:26 AM

    Dio is so metal he ejaculates gold chains.
  • The Insidious MallratMartin Hamel

    Jun 14 2007 10:03 PM

    That's not my comment. I am dumb.
    Dio is so metal he had his blood stripped and replaced with antifreeze to keep from seizing up during the winter.
  • The Insidious MallratMartin Hamel

    Jun 14 2007 10:03 PM

    Dio is so metal he had his lungs replaced with a radiator.
  • DeadSqwirlJason Sirignano

    Jun 14 2007 8:00 PM

    Dio is so metal that no one questions his weekly ritual of assless chaps and kicking cute kittens in the face. Dio only kicks the cute ones because they are not metal enough to live.

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