Comedy, kitten time, video games, room to breathe.
Music
The Eels, They Might Be Giants, Death Cab For Cutie, Green Day, Bis, The Aquabats, Ted Leo, Rancid, Screeching Weasel, The Mr. T Experience, The Rezillos, Various bouncy bouncy KAPOW
About me: I don't really use this account anymore. Please don't take offense if I ignore your personal messages, friend requests, etc.
Check out my stand-up comedy profile and add it as a friend here!!!!
This is kind of just my original profile that couldn't be "upgraded" to comedy or whatever. Requests to this account to be booked in the comedy shows I run will be completely ignored for my personal convenience.
I've written some novels that I'd like to get published one of these days, I am an alumnus of Pastor of Muppets, a member improv team at The Playground, I wear either bat wings or a penguin suit in Don't Spit the Water, and sometimes I do other stuff with various theater companies. Right now I focus on stand-up mostly!
I have never smoked pot (I'm very boring that way), I like Little Penguin brand Pinot Noir, I am an introvert who acts out onstage but hides at parties, and I am really shitty with names unless I've spent some time really getting to know you.
Here I am filling in for my pal on the cable access show, Talkin' Funny! I am the penguin.
Now, here is a video of me being very silly. It was musical theater week in Impress These Apes, and I play the scientist who made the apes hyper intelligent. Is that enough to explain this video? Probably not, but here you are anyhow:
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Who I'd like to meet: Nice people who like to be creepy sometimes.
The standup is good and everything, but I just can't keep my eyes off the "Paul Telfer - Shirtless" clip that comes up every time I watch one of your videos!
I unplugged from the Matrix but then got sucked back! Margie is fabulous...I took her out this weekend and gave her a bath. When are you tow going to get scooters?? We need a gang.
