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DirtyBumforPresident
- ALBERTON, Montana, US
- Last Login: 8/14/2009
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..ROBERT'S FREIGHT CAR CAMPAIGN BLOG UPDATED EVERY DAY. CHECK BACK FOR ROBERT'S EXPERIENCE AND INSIGHTS! SUPPORT ROBERT BY BROWSING ROBERT'S APPAREL. ..
BREAKING NEWS! ROBERT'S FAMOUS PAST REVEALED! CHECK OUT HIS BLOG FOR THIS STARTLING REVELATION!
ROBERT HAS RETURNED HOME AFTER HIS HISTORIC SEVENTY-EIGHT DAY CAMPAIGN SWING ACROSS THE CONTIGUOUS LOWER FORTY-EIGHT STATES!
IF ELECTED, ROBERT PROPOSALS ELIMINATING THE USE OF AIR FORCE ONE FOR REGIONAL TRAVEL AND REPLACING IT WITH BOXCAR ONE! THE CAMPAIGN ESTIMATES THAT THIS MEASURE WILL SAVE THE TAXPAYERS 8.2 MILLION DOLLARS ANNUALLY, ENOUGH TO PROVIDE FUNDING FOR TWO NEW SCHOOL BUILDINGS.
DISAFFECTED HILLARY CLINTON CONSTITUENTS COME FORWARD TO SUPPORT ROBERT. THIS IN THE FOOTSTEPS OF THE STARTLING ENDORSEMENT FROM REPUBLICANS FOR ROBERT. BOTH GROUPS HAVE INDICATED THEY ARE PLEASED TO BE ASSOCIATED WITH SUCH A FORWARD LOOKING MOVEMENT AS THE DIRTY BUM PARTY. AMERICA NEEDS ROBERT! MORE DETAILS IN THE FREIGHT CAR CAMPAIGN BLOG!
ON THE MORNING OF FEB. 29TH, GOD HAS COME FORWARD AND HAS BLESSED ROBERT! THE CAMPAIGN HAS INTERPRETED THIS ACTION AS AN ENDORSEMENT! MIKE HUCKABEE, A FORMER MINISTER, DROPS OUT OF THE RACE FOUR DAYS LATER; COINCIDENCE?
ROBERT, the only candidate blessed by GOD!
Robert proposes a 3rd Party Debate among Alan Keyes, Ron Paul - even though Ron is Republican, we all know he is libertarian - Ralph Nader and himself in the beautiful state of Montana, a great land that exemplifies the American spirit! Since the American Revolution's genesis was the colonial tavern's and pubs, we propose revisiting our cultural heritage and holding the debate in Montana's greatest bar, Sportsman's in Alberton!
Please welcome I. Dick Knightly to the DIRTY BUM ticket! ELECT ROBERT AND GET DICK KNIGHTLY!
Tall Blonds and being left the hell alone.
Due to the overwhelming amount of comments, please leave only support or hate comments related to the campaign . I get to see scantily clad women at campaign headquarters and much prefer real life bikinis to HTML broads!
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All the President's Men, SlapshotTelevision
In an effort to circumvent a media firestorm, ROBERT is releasing a photo of his harem of tall blonds.CHECK THE PHOTO SECTION FOR THE SCANDALOUS PHOTO OF ROBERT's HAREM!
"I have nothing to hide and I'm releasing this photo in the spirit of full disclosure. Unlike previous president's I don't favor cigars, I prefer blonds. I am ashamed of nothing, the exception being the brunette in the foreground!"
Asked if he could handle the heat of such a bold act, Robert stated, " I was married eight times, I can handle anything!"
A man of true character, our country needs this man!
Books
Cemetery Street, Shangrila Trailer Park, One for the Money, Two for the Dough, Three to get Deadly, Four to Score, High Five, Hot Six, Seven UP, Hard Eight, To the Nines, Ten Big Ones, Eleven on Top, Twelve Sharp
Heroes
George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, Abe Lincoln, Jeff Hanson, John Zunski, Tall blonds, Mayor Joe, Scotty the beer man, Steff, Oscar Wilde, FDR, JFK, CDE, RFK, MSP, Did I mention my interns?
Details
- Status: Single
- Zodiac Sign: Scorpio
Latest Blog Entries
- Sep 23, 2008 10:10 AM Robert’s Identity Revealed...
- Sep 1, 2008 10:02 AM The Official National Freight Car Campaign Blog.
- Jul 3, 2008 4:19 AM Robert to make Nation Wide Campaign Swing
- Mar 6, 2008 5:17 AM Dirty Bum Platform
- Jan 13, 2008 7:00 AM Robert selects Irving Richard Knightly as running mate
Blurbs
About me:
Hello, my name is Robert, aka, the dirty bum, and I'm running for president. Are you sick of the status quo? Are you disenfranchised with the current field for the nation's top office? Do you feel change is essential for progress? Allow me to be your voice during this campaign season and for the next four years.
I am a renaissance man, I'm handy with any tool, I read voraciously, I know how to handle fame, I'm an ordained minister, I understand living on a tight budget. These qualities prove that I have what it takes to lead this country deeper into the 21st century.
How?
That I read so much proves that I have a desire to learn and understand my world. I don't stand for the status quo and am a proponent of continual improvement. And rarely would you hear me end a sentence with a preposition.
I handle fame well, it simply doesn't go to my head. I am often seen with a tall blond and still I'm as well grounded an individual as there is.
I'm an ordained minister through universal ministries. Mike Huckabee who?
I live on a tight budget and feel I can bring our countries irresponsible spending under control...
How can you help! Place me in your top friends or write my campaign slogan in your header. Your help in spreading the word is not only appreciated it is necessary! We will take America back and tell the world to "leave our country alone, man."
You can also help by visiting my campaign headquarters online shop. You can purchase official Dirty Bum products to show your support of this true grass root campaign. Check back often as we'll be adding more items as the campaign heats up.
..Robert's campaign apparel is now available online! Click link to browse
Robert's great selection.
Who I'd like to meet:
I've already dropped acid with Janis Joplin, who else is there? Okay, I would do a line off of Hilliary's cheeks. If elected, I promise a tall blond in every fridge! .. ....
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