Katie C is the drummer of the century. And by century...I don't mean Centaurs. Those are super ugly beasts. thank god they aren't real. god that would suck. It really really really would. Michelle D is the bassist/guitarist extraordinaire, and she's never even had any lessons. You can't fake talent like this (or does she). Her cat meows are the best in town. She and Katie sing about your mom, your dad, your greasy granny, and your best friend's cat. Or ex roomate's cat, that is. Michelle is about four foot eleventeenthousand and katie is seven feet four inches. They both have Huge Breasts. neither of them have beards, a travesty.
Influences
painful love, Sleater-kinney, Tenacious D, Le Tigre, Jessie Spano, huge tits against plate glass, Cat Power, SoBM, The Cupcakes, MC Hammer, Mates Of State, Rilo Kiley, Journey, Kenny G, the sound your panties make falling to the floor.
Pretty much any duo that has ever existed: The Carpenters, Captain and Tennille, Hall&Oates, Sodom and Gomorrah, peanutbutter and jelly, donuts and coffee.
Sounds Like
geese honking, eukeles playing, bass guitars flatulating, drums pooping, burps in microphones, screaming noises, harmonies like the voice of God.
Two Girls, Four Lungs, Eight eyes I mean four, and a whole lotta nonsense.
The Story of The DDB:
Born out of chicken wings and diet cherry 7-Up, in a land far away called Ohio, two girls exploded out of the cornucopia known as their mother's juicy fruit. They didn't meet then, oh no, they met later. This sounds very suspicious, and it is. See, because a unicorn once vanquished the red bull, but that has nothing to do with this. Anyway, so amid a squirt of random bands and a chance internet meeting, they hazardized their health by playing songs in order to metabolize happiness. This sounds very scientific, and it is. Because, science is what makes molecules. And Both Katie and Michelle are made of molecules. Is this a coincidence? Maybe.
Their mission, if they had one, was to walk on Jupiter. Then Michelle read an 8th grade science book and found out its mostly made out of gas. As Michelle has a lot of gas, they figured they should just start a band together. It happened. Everything else is too hard to explain.
Our latest reviews:
"The Dirty Damn Band is damn funny. The girl duo's brash, gender smashing pop - composed of just bass and drums - is witty, original and ballsy. Songs like "I Live at Home with My Mom," Spaghetti Sex," their Saved By The Bell shout out to "Jesse Spano" and, of course, their personal ballad, "DDB Anthem," testify their funny, crass humor and muted ability to make pop music out of jokes. I imagine that The Breeders' Deal sisters have a pile of b-sides lying around that sound just like this."
--Ryan Bunch, Toledo City Paper
After being forced to endure one shitty musical trend after another during the last 10 years--nu metal, rapcore, screamo, and whatever the fuck "emo" is-- discovering The Dirty Damn Band feels like stumbling upon the Fountain of Youth in the middle of Death Valley. THIS is what music is supposed to do--entertain, enlighten and make you feel fucking ALIVE! Together, these two young women craft simple yet unbelievably catchy tunes about pubic hair, your mother's pubic hair, panties, Jesse Spano, "Showgirls" and other impolite dinner conversation topics. The Dirty Damn Band are the most fun you can have with your undies on.
--Jason Webber, Editor
Toledo City Paper
"You girls sound like birds." --A Guy in an Irish Pub Bar.
"I think they're immature."--Random Lesbian in random Lesbian Bar.
"The Dirty Damn Band straight-up makes my shit want to dance. And they're a three-year favorite in the Northwest Ohio music scene (where I reside) for good reason: their shows are a blast. Also, they're about the only band that I can legitimately say is less mature than me. From Dance or Die!!:
"Shakey tits and floppy dicks, get your ass into the mix. Get your shit out on the dance floor."
On top of it all, their melodies are so catchy they burn their way into your brain and live their for days, sometimes weeks. --indiescovered.typepad.com
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Hello! I have been working really hard on this art show for the past 3 months to make it really great, so I hope to see you and your friends there today and Saturday! Oh yeah, forget high bar prices, this show is byob, bring whatever you want!
Friday 11th ======== Steel Vines 7:30-8 Adjacent Sternum 830-9 Repo 8:30-9 Harry and the Hood 9-930 Metamotive 10-10:30 Sweet Assault 10:30-11
Saturday 12th =========== A Few of the Mutants 7-730 Refrigerated Specimen 730-8 Robot Prom 8-830 Repo 830-9 Mouth Breather 9-930 F.A.C.F. 930-10 Smash Division 10-1030
Heya homeslice, we're gonna be sending a 3-song demo to small labels, and we REALLY need help deciding which of 3 of our 5 songs to send. Seriously, your input is wanted! XO Kurt
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After a full year of rewriting my novel, the second edition is finally finished and off to the printer. This time I used my own name and I'll stand by the work (as nasty as it is). It is a story you will not soon forget. The publisher has dubbed it, "The Most Dangerous Vampire Story Ever Told". There is truth to this.
Noverember 14th I'm doing a book signing at Ramalama Records 4-5pm in Toledo -or- you can pre-order now (the book will be out in about a week) and I will sign it anyway you desire, or wait for it on Amazon (about three weeks). For pre-orders, go to my website: www.r-hole.com/products.asp
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1. agreed!! it is so true. 2. no, i have not but it's on my list. of course, that list is miles long and never gets any shorter. 3. sweet! actually..i haven't read much of her work.. yes, yes, i know. again: on my list! 4. that's a huge bummer! but i'll still make the next one anyways. 5. because 7 8 9?
i am all for a book club. my friend tim and i were planning to start reading 'V' soon but not sure if that is going to happen or not.
these new songs make it clear that michael jackson faked his death, chopped himself in half, and moved to toledo to rock some shit up. i wont tell anybody.
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