denn
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I have a serious impulse control problem
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36 years old
london, London and South East
United Kingdom
Last Login: 9/11/2009
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denn's Interests
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| General | paintball, gaming dvd's, really boring stuff i guess, like a good read too oh and wearing kilts, and then there is always booze
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You Know You Drink Too Much When... |
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Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream.
The back of your head keeps getting hit by the toilet seat.
The parking lot seems to have moved while you were in the bar
When you go to donate blood and they ask what proof?
You think the Four Basic Food Groups are Caffeine, Nicotine, Alcohol, and Hotties.
You have a "happy hour" at home
When you are sober, people ask you what's wrong?
You spend all night making a board game called Alcohol Land
Although you drove home the other night you can't remember how you got home or where you parked your car
"Hi ocifer. I'm not under the affluence of incohol."
Your favorite drink is ethanol.
"Why does everybody think I have a prinking droblem?! - I don't have a prinking droblem!"
"I don't have a drinking prob..pleb..prub.. *hic* Pash me another, tarbender."
You can spend a whole night holding up walls to prevent their (your) collapse.
You instinctively know where the alcohol is in a store you've never been in before
Clubs raise their drink prices because you haven't attended in a while
You think beer and ramen make a good breakfast
You frequently urinate outdoors.
When you first wake up and you're afraid you're gonna die and a half-hour later you're afraid you won't.
You fall asleep taking a dump.
You believe that spilling a beer is alcohol abuse.
You go to the john to hurl, but you take your beer with you.
You find it's easier to study drunk.
You're on a first name basis at the detoxification center.
Beer ads make sense.
You wake up to the sound of your dog drinking out of the toilet and you're so dry that it sounds mighty thirst quenching.
You wake the next morning and start drinking a few of the half empties left sitting around the room.
The space on your driver's license that tells your eye color reads "bloodshot".
You fall down a flight of steps and DON'T spill a drop of your beer.
You mix your cocktails by the litre.
You grow a beard because it stops beer that's running down your chin.
You put off urinating in hopes of reaching that near orgasmic Zen-like piss.
When the bottle says 20 standard drinks but you only get 5.
You spell Alcohol with a capital letter out of respect
You lose arguments with inanimate objects.
You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth
Your career won't progress beyond Senator from Massachusettes.
24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case - coincidence?? - I think not!
Two hands and just one mouth... - now THAT'S a drinking problem!
"Norm!" is what they say when you enter the bar.
You can focus better with one eye closed
The parking lot seems to have moved while you were in the bar
You fall off the floor.
You discover in the morning that liquid cleaning supplies have mysteriously disappeared.
Hey, 5 beers has just as many calories as a burger, screw dinner!
Beer: it's not just for breakfast anymore.
The glass keeps missing your mouth.
Vampires get woozy after bitting you.
At AA meeting you begin: "Hi, my name is... uh..."
Your idea of cutting back is less seltzer.
You wake up in the bedroom, your underwear is in the bathroom, you fell asleep clothed. - hmm.
Every night you're beginning to find your roomate's cat more and more attractive.
If you're on a diet, you cut back your food calories to allow for alcohol calories.
"Take me drunk, I'm home!"
You wake up naked lying in the corner of a bus depot.
You drink to get over a hangover.
You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends who drink too much. |
| | Music | life of agony , tool, suicidal tendancies, basically the sort of metal that spends all it's time moaning about how crap life is, kinda ironic as i reakon life is pretty cool
 | You scored as Blood. Your turn on is blood. You adore the colour, the taste, the texture, the thickness... everything. You probably like to bite/to be bitten. Sex isn't sex without the ecstasy of blood.
Blood | | 100% | Biting | | 92% | Whips | | 83% | Bondage | | 75% | Chains/Handcuffs | | 67% | Blind Folds | | 58% |
What's Your Kinky Turn On?
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| | Movies | boondock saints, equilibrium, lock stock, old bad war movies | | Television | farscape , futurama , lost, shameless, and of all things blakes 7 ..
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You Know You're Addicted to Star Trek When... |
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Your favorite drink: Tea, earl grey, hot
You can quote the name of every single episode just by watching the first 10 seconds of the introductory clip
You own 13 Star Trek Technical Manuals and Blue Print Schematics of all Starship but you no longer need them
When seeing a doctor, you're afraid of getting a shot and ask for a hypospray instead
Your electronic project: Positronic brain
You have 4 TVs at home and each of them are playing TOS, TNG, DS9 and VOY respectively 24 hours a day non-stop
You remembered the lock up code that Data uses on the Enterprise's Main Bridge before beaming down to meet Dr. Soong and Lore
You've learned playing the song "The Inner Light" with a penny whistle
After broken your neighbour's window, instead of just running away, you try to use the "Picard Maneuver" to escape
You're hosting a conference, your response to any suggestions: Make it so
You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends who are addicted to Star Trek. |
| | Books | the "phule's" series by Robert Asprin, good ol Terry Pratchett, the much ignored Carl Hiassenand Michael Marshall Smith | | Heroes | John Crichton, Bender and Beeker the butler
http://www.bofunk.com/video/4616/angelina_jolie_-_womb_raider.html |
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denn's Details
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| Status: | Swinger | | Here for: | Friends | | Orientation: | Bi | | Hometown: | london | | Body type: | Some extra baggage | | Ethnicity: | White / Caucasian | | Religion: | Wiccan | | Zodiac Sign: | Taurus | | Smoke / Drink: | Yes / Yes | | Children: | Undecided | | Education: | Some college | | Occupation: | bookseller |
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denn's Schools
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The Magna Carta School
Staines, HC
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Other
Major: skiving
Minor: actual work
Clubs: don't be silly
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About me:
knocking on a bit now, settled down with scarysarah and a kitten, really hoping to get out more so i can fill this page up a bit really. never know could happenn
some fun now, no suprises though
| You Are 88% Paranoid Schizophrenic | 
You have almost all of the paranoid schizophrenia warning signs...
But you may just think this quiz is out to get you!
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oh my god! the same as Mister Milligan!
more silliness, no suprise at the result
ok this is the last one of these things, well for now anyway
| Your Five Variable Love Profile | 
Propensity for Monogamy:
Your propensity for monogamy is medium.
In general, you prefer to have only one love interest.
But it's hard for you to stay devoted for too long!
There's too much eye candy to keep you from wandering.
Experience Level:
Your experience level is high.
You've loved, lost, and loved again.
You have had a wide range of love experiences.
And when the real thing comes along, you know it!
Dominance:
Your dominance is low.
This doesn't mean you're a doormat, just balanced.
You know a relationship is not about getting your way.
And you love to give your sweetie a lot of freedom.
Cynicism:
Your cynicism is medium.
You'd like to believe in true and everlasting love...
But you've definitely been burned enough to know better.
You're still an optimist, but you also are a realist.
Independence:
Your independence is high.
You don't need to be in love, and sometimes you don't even want love.
Having your own life is very important for you...
Even more important than having a relationship.
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Who I'd like to meet:
other men dedicated to making kilts (ok sometimes they are skirts) cool again, and anyone who thinks i'm right about this!
while you're at it,wyhy not get a kilt from these folks
 Your Withnail and I character is I.
You are indeed drifting into the arena of the unwell. Take the Withnail & I Character Test
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Your Seduction Style: Sex Pot
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Tradionally known as a "siren", "rake", or "femme fatale." You exude sensuality.
And while your sexiness is part of what makes you an incredible seducer...
Your ability to make others feel sexy is what really makes your seduction skills shine.
Most people don't feel attractive or desired enough - a need which you tap into.
You have the ultimate sex appeal, and getting attention from you is a total self esteem boost.
Your confidence is contagious, and you help others unleash their own sexuality.
Your sex pot seduction skills are so intoxicating that you can get away with... well, almost murder.
Lovers feel like your sensuality is in your blood, so it's only natural if you flirt a little.
And if you stray, that might be okay as well - as long as you make your lover still feel hot.
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