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Hot Bitches. My hot hits. Goat herding. That about covers it.
Music
Dirty Diamond, and Dirty Diamond ...
MY HITS!
"Crack Rock Ho" (Cracklin' Rosie)
"I Came, I Said," (I am, I Said)
Sweet Cocaine Line" (Sweet Caroline)
"Quit Coming To America" (America)
"Girl, Get That Abortion Soon" (Girl, You'll Be a Woman Soon)
"Drunk on the Cock (Love on the Rocks)
And about 15,000 other songs! YOU CAN'T FUCK WITH MY SKILLS!!!!
Movies
Who gives a fuck about movies? Am I in one? I don't think so ... Oh .. Wait! My favorite movie! "Cry of the Baby Seal", directed by Mike Hans. It's a heartwarming tale of two brothers - who happen to beat the shit outta baby seals for a living. Sleazy is the star!! Priceless!
Television
Ever since Silver Spoons went off the air, television has been pretty much fucking useless.
Books
I know there's volumes of books written about me, Dirty Diamond. As soon as I find the amazon.com links to all 2867 of my books, I will post them here ... Just give me a second to look ...
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Maple Shade High
Maple Shade,New Jersey
Graduated: 1991
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
1987 to 1991
Dirty Diamond DEC 18th - THE THIRD ANNUAL VAGINA JAM - NEW FREE VIBES FOR EVERY CHICK IN ATTENDANCE!! NEW SONGS - NEW MERCH - only $10! SHOW UP OR FUCK A CHICKEN!! Posted at 6:32 PM Nov 27 view more
This is a fan video (from WREN - the super villian!) of "Crack Rock Ho' filmed at the Khyber in Philly.
NOTICE TO ALL THE THIEVES THAT ARE STEALING OUR MUSIC AND VIDEOS - YOU ARE NOT STEALING OUR SHIT FAST ENOUGH!! STEAL OUR SHIT!! FASTER!!! DO IT!!..
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We are the world's GREATEST one-man Neil Diamond cover band with filthy lyrics! If you LOVE or HATE Neil, then you'll LOVE our stuff! We'll stick in your skull like an eargasm! WE'VE GOT MORE HITS THAN A BATTERED WOMAN'S SHELTER!!! Step up and be swooned, Biatchs! We've been known to make vaginas EXPLODE upon our voice's audible impact. Can Bon Jovi do that shit? No, he can't. So fuck him and his hair. WE ARE THE GREATEST!!!!
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Dirty Diamond contact info: ..
(for booking me, chatting with me, or scheduling a time blow me ...)
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WEBSITE - www.thedirtyd.com..
EMAIL - me@thedirtyd.com ..
AIM - DirtyDiamondAIM ..
MUSIC PAGE - www.myspace.com/dirtydiamondtunes ..
DJ Sleazy E - www.myspace.com/stripperdjsleazye ..
RADIO SHOW - www.channelchaos.com ..
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Love ya. Mean it
Who I'd like to meet:
No one. But your asses better get in line QUICK to meet me! Arrange yourself in line according to the following order - Hot chicks - moderate looking chicks who are easy - busted chicks who think the're still hot - busted chicks who know they're busted - crippled chicks - no, wait ... , move crippled chicks in front of busted chicks who think they're still hot - amputees (chicks) - and then all you pathetic dudes who aren't gettin any action anymore since I came to town. Dudes - y'all might as well donate your penises to the salvation army, cause you're never gonna get to use your lightswitch-of-a-dick again. I NOW OWN YOUR BITCHES VAGINA. Get used to it, you pathetic ass ...
Dude. I met this guidette at a bar last night. She looked pretty good in dim lighting. But when I got her into the bathroom...FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck!
The Greatest Show on Earth! Renegade Magazine's Custom Culture Circus! Old School Hot Rod & Chopper Show! Live Music with Rocket 350, Hollowbody Hellraisers, Ghostwich, Nik Flagstar & His Dirty Mangy Dogs and Two Story Double Wide! Plus Miss Renegade Pin-Up Contest with over $800 in Cash Prizes! Burlesque Dancer and MC Vita DeVoid & The Vaudvillins, Fire Dancers, Pole Dancers, Perego - Performance art, Low Brow Artists, Circus Freaks, Vendors and more! Only $5 admission! Sat Jan 23rd at The Whisky River Saloon in Port Orange Florida 5005 South Ridgewood Ave.
2010 ELITE INVAZION THE BIGGEST SEXIEST EVENT TO START OFF 2010!!! EVERYBODY WHO IS ANYBODY WILL BE HERE .. HINT HINT START YOUR YEAR OFF WITH A BANG! DO IT RIGHT with us as the ENTIRE TRI-STATE INVADES PHILLY @ FUZION!!
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We are proud to announce that we have finally released our first material on CD!! 'Can't Fake The Punk' is now available!
Demon Doll Records and Lead Singer Mandie have teamed up and unlocked the Glam & Sleaze vaults on the Glamour Punks first studio recordings from 20 years ago! No Glamour Punks material has ever been released on CD before now! Nasty, raw, rude and in your face, the Glamour Punks deliver a kick to the head with the smash songs, "Nasty", "Hollywood Homicide Babies", "Kill That Clown", "Join Our Sick Religion and more. This 11 song CD is silver pressed and officially licensed from the band!
2010 ELITE INVAZION THE BIGGEST SEXIEST EVENT TO START OFF 2010!!! EVERYBODY WHO IS ANYBODY WILL BE HERE .. HINT HINT START YOUR YEAR OFF WITH A BANG! DO IT RIGHT with us as the ENTIRE TRI-STATE INVADES PHILLY @ FUZION!!
SPECIAL GUEST GROUCHY GREG(CEO OF ALLHIPHOP.com the worlds largest HIPHOP WEBSITE ON THE PLANET!!!!)
MUSIC BY POWER 99's DJ DOC B !!!!
LADIES IN FOR DA LOW BEFORE 1130 DRESS CODE FLY AND SEXY no WORKBOOT, TIMS, HOODIES or PLAIN T's no Fitted caps (NO EXCEPTIONS)
ALINE MODELS ON DECK DON CORTEX ON DECK BUTTER THE BOSS MAN ON DECK NIGHTLIFE LINK ON DECK ALLHIPHOP.com on DECK DOC B ON DECK ALINE PHOTOGRAPHER ON DECK EVERYONE WHO IS ANYONE ON DECK hint hint ARE YOU ON DECK!!!!
21+ with Valid ID
ALL ACCESS VIP PASSES 4 DA LOW ONLINE AT ALINESTUDIOS.net order in advance from DEC 12th threw JAN 5th .. must bring ID all guests and ticket numbers to door at time of entry.
GENERAL ADMISSION COME EARLY TO ENSURE ENTRY .. THIS EVENT WILL BE PACKED!!!
THE LIST is now updating! Check My profile for more information on how to have your page added to THE LIST!
CHECK THIS OUT NORTH CAROLINA!
RIP THE HALLWAYS: HIGH SCHOOL ICON TV series will be taping for television December 19th at the Crown Theatre in Fayetteville, NC! 36 High school singers will compete for very big prizes including $10,000 and working with a multi-platinum producer. Please visit our website if you would like more information or are interested in becoming a sponsor.
Happy Thanksgiving with the gift of music from the RNN band in Seattle. Hope you feast with all our friends and yours, too. Peace and harmony ahead . . .
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Hot Bitches. My hot hits. Goat herding. That about covers it.
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