Dirty Martini
Dirty Martini
Dirty Martini "Most Startling Image of 2008" NY Magazine

Female
103 years old
NEW YORK, NEW YORK
United States



Last Login: 11/9/2009
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General Exactly what the hell IS burlesque anyway?

Burlesque has taken off in the US. Women from all over the country in cities so small that they barely even have a stage to perform on host burlesque events weekly. Why has this form of entertainment resurfaced? Why are women who could easily be your sister or your girlfriend or even a mom taking it all off for screaming audiences filled with other women? This form has enabled women to voice their opinions without words, to show the world how sexy they are and at the same time start to believe it themselves, besides that, it's fun, that's why!
I started performing classic burlesque routines in New York City in 1997 after choreographing and performing my first fan dance with a touring theater company a few years before. Those fans sat on a shelf while my ideas for other acts simmered and Dirty Martini was born. Since then, the world of new burlesque grew up around me and my family of performers started to grow. I used to know everyone in the country who performed burlesque and now it's grown so large that new performers and troupes are so numerous that even in my own city I can't keep track of them all. When I performed with Cabaret New Burlesque at the Quartier D'Ete in Paris in 2005, I was a witness to the first new burlesque show there and in London the art form has been thriving with performers for more than five years. Young women strive to define themselves among fashion magazines and television selling the female body as a product as finite as Clinique moisturizer. Burlesque is the new punk rock. It offers a way for women to redefine themselves without the limits that society places. My fans often write to me about their own transformations. They don't want to hate their bodies anymore they want to flaunt what they were born with like I do. Burlesque is akin to drag and I believe that drag defies gender. Some people are crazy about building airplanes and some people need to dress up and wear feathers. Isn't it a beautiful thing!



Other things aside from burlesque that inspire me are as follows:
Road trips, small and large theater and the humbling experience of ballet class in the morning. People who have harsh opinions and know how to use them. My family both genetic and chosen.

MusicThis is a broad with an even broader taste in music. Listen to EastVillageRadio.com dammit and I like Devils Night Radio
MoviesJust saw Mafioso! It's brilliant. Oh my god, what about Aqua Teen Hunger Force? Wow. Blades of Glory is an inspirational film. I also like movies movies I'm in such as Underbelly, The Velvet Hammer burlesque documentary, Sell Out!, You'd be Prettier if you Smiled, Night of the Living Gay, Broad Daylight, Shortbus, Dirty Martini and the New Burlesque, and the upcoming feature starring and directed by Mathieu Amalric, Tournee.
Television It's a vice that I'm proud of. I like NYC public access and watching Match Game on the Gameshow Network. Watch This or That! Sundays at midnight on Channel 57 and Check out my friends at Gay Action News. Mrs. Mouth!!! Love her. I'm addicted to Turner Classic Movies. Cookin' Cheap, Simpsons, South Park, Space Ghost Coast to Coast, Six Feet Under and Project Runway are my favorites. My new favorite: Ninja Warrior
BooksI like to have time to read. I'm currently reading Johnny Porkpie's advance copy of his new grindhouse novel, The Corpse Wore Pasties. I like books that I'm in such as Burlesque from Gaslight to Spotlight, Burlesque the New Bump and Grind, Indochine, New Burlesque, and Sex and the City, Lisa Karezi's Fantasies and Velvet Hammer, the book.
HeroesJennie Lee,Tura Satana,Mae West, Satan's Angel, Elizabeth Cady Stanton, Pina Baush, International Chrysis, Dixie Evans, Dee Milo, Luke Littel and Laura Herbert! Leigh Bowery, Flawless Sabrina, Vicky Lynn, Sigfried and Roy (they are the presidents of MY country) and my New York performance family. The list grows larger every day, I'm thankful to say.
Groups: BurlesqueNYC Magicians, Sideshow, and Rock Music!Moonshine Shorey is in YouChaz Royal BurlesqueShealita Baby Loves You!The Blitz kidsChurch of SatanaSinner Saint Burlesque

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Status:Single
Here for:Networking, Dating, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Cowtown, NJ
Religion:Other
Zodiac Sign:Scorpio
Education:College graduate
Occupation:International Burlesque Sensation

   Dirty Martini's Companies
Exotic World Burlesque Museum
Las Vegas, NV US
Instigator and Figurehead
American Burlesque Army

June 2004



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Here's a shortlist of where you can find me, "The best body in burlesque", named the "Sexpot Sophisticate" by New York Magazine.
All shows are in the great city of New York unless otherwise stated. For more details check out my blog.

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Sundays in October and November
Vandam
@Greenhouse
150 Varick St.
Doors at 10 open bar till 11pm

Oct.28
Shaken and Stirred
Delancey
168 Delancey St.
10pm

Frank Boyd Photo - Zorita Tribute

Oct. 31
Halloween night at Slipper Room
167 Orchard St. @ Stanton
Fabulous Goulie show
Starring the queen of halloween Julie Atlas Muz and many others!

Ballet

Tuesdays in November
I'm teaching ballet! Come and discover the technique that tones and shapes and makes you graceful. It's New York's first adult beginner class in a supportive and hip atmosphere.
ABSOLUTE BEGINNERS
Ballet for burlesque and beyond!
Tues. nights from 6:30 - 8
440 Lafayette
$20 single $15 a class w/ 4 class card
Admission is prepay only through the School of Burlesque here:

http://www.schoolofburlesque.com/burlesqueballet.html

November 4
Burlesque with live band the Red Hook Ramblers
Slipper Room
167 Orchard St.@Stanton
10pm show $5

November 11
Foreign Affairs
Night Hotel
132 W. 45th st.

November 14
Filthy Gorgeous Burlesque
Two Boots Bridgeport
281 Fairfield Ave., Bridgeport CT
10pm show $20 advance txs $15
Thirstygirlproductions.com

filthy gorgeous burlesque

November 20
Hot Box
Slipper Room
167 Orchard St. @ Stanton
shows on the hour starting at 11 I'm in the 1am and 2am shows
$5

November 21
MY BIRTHDAY!
Pinchbottom Burlesque celebrates the release of Jonny Porkpie's new murder mystery The Corpse wore Pasties
45 Bleecker
8pm

and then later that night
Clue show

The Clue Show
Galapagos Art Space
16 Main St. DUMBO Brooklyn
I'm Mrs. Green
10:30 Free!

November 28th
Pinchbottom Burlesque celebrates the release of Jonny Porkpie's new murder mystery The Corpse wore Pasties
45 Bleecker
8pm

and then later...
Mr. Choades Upstairs Downstairs
Slipper Room
167 Orchard St.
shows on the hour starting at 10
Come see me in the 1 & 2am shows
$5

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DECEMBER 6th
Don't Miss the THE MODE MERR HOLIDAY SPECTACULAR featuring DIRTY DOLLS LINGERIE
Sunday, December 6th 3PM - 7:30PM
@ Le Poisson Rouge -158 Bleecker St- NYC
It's the holiday spectacular edition of this epic event with burlesque, live music, a Mode Merr & Dirty Doll's fashion show, dj's and a full service shopping boutique! with THE FISHERMAN GRINDHOUSE TRIO, ANGIE PONTANI, HELEN PONTANI, THE WORLD FAMOUS *BOB*, DIRTY MARTINI, MELODY SWEETS, DELIRIUM TREMENS, THE LADY AYE, THE WORLD FAMOUS PONTANI SISTERS, DJ MIKEY PALMS, LEFTY LUCY & MORE!
$10ADV/$15DOS Tickets available @ www.lepoissonrouge.com

Who I'd like to meet:
Come visit me here too people!

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Come for me all ye people who really mean it. I'm thrilled to meet other creative and loving people and my gorgeous NY performance family.

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Tiger RoxXx

Tiger RoxXx



Nov 8 2009 11:07 PM

Feline Entertainment & Fanatique de Glam present: Burlesk! Freaky Friday the 13th w/ Viva le Vox and the Goddamn Gallows, freaks, geeks, and all kind of scary peeps! Burlesk! Freaky Friday the 13th will be featuring spooky and freaky performances by well-known local and traveling magicians, musicians, and burlesque artists to thrill and chill you!
Artistika 523 S. Elm Doors @ 7pm, Burlesk! Show @ 8pm $10, $8 if curiously clothed Bands Immediately Following Burlesk Revue The weirdest, creepiest, eeriest, most bizarre, peculiar peepshow you've seen yet!!!
Barbie Reese

BARBIE REESE
Online Now!


Nov 2 2009 10:31 PM

THANXXX FOR THE ADD MS.MARTINI YOUR A CLASS ACT DARLING!!!BARBIE REESE
Vicky Sin

Vicky Sin



Nov 2 2009 10:31 PM

You were in my dream last night. In a fabulous, corseted, glittery Wonder Woman costume. I was lost on the subway and you plowed through the doors and said "Stick with me, sugar." So, thanks for getting my subconscious home safe on the scary NYC subways! Nice seeing ya at NYBF! As a newbie, you sure do make a gal feel welcome! Thanks!
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Nov 2 2009 10:31 PM

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Dinah Might

Dinah Might



Nov 2 2009 10:31 PM

Loved your Halloween performance at the Slipper Room.... esp when you sprayed your ......... with bug spray lol. x



Aughra

Aughra Moon



Oct 30 2009 5:31 AM

You are the definition of wonderful!!  I adore you!  moo
Paris Burlesque Festival

Paris Burlesque Festival



Oct 7 2009 7:10 PM

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Blu Zombie Designs

Blu Zombie



Oct 7 2009 7:10 PM

Thanks so much for having me as one of your friends. Don't forget to check out my adorable designs and remember my Halloween discount of 25% this month only. Take care and have a great rest of the week! :)

Toria ~ Blu Zombie
X.TiN (e)

X.Tin Collages-peintures



Oct 7 2009 7:09 PM

Thanks for the exercise. It was great to paint you, even if it is not perfect! And perhaps, it is not finished....




Hairy Chest

Hairy Chest



Oct 7 2009 7:09 PM

Mutchos Grande Danke,

and all the best from my wooly hairy chest

Sincerely,

Hair Chest
Boppin Monkey Revue

Boppin Monkey Revue



Oct 6 2009 6:21 PM

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Jeff

Jeff



Oct 6 2009 5:13 AM

Greetings Friend!
Revealed Burlesque

Revealed Burlesque



Sep 28 2009 6:00 PM

REVEALED THIS WEDNESDAY NIGHT:

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Pictured: Sitting in for Kobayashi Maru, Nasty Canasta; Ruby
Valentine; GiGi La Femme; Clams Casino and Peekaboo Pointe - Photo by
Luke Ratray


REVEALED RETURNS, Wednesday, September 16th, 2009.

September’s show will feature scintillating performances by: The Girl
Dreams Are Made Of, GiGi La Femme, Professional Sensationalist Amber Ray, The Intoxicating Anita Cookie, The Borg Queen of Burlesque, Kobayashi Maru, Your Gibson geisha Girl Fantasy Madame Rosebud and in her Revealed Burlesque Debut, Tatah Dujour (of Key West Burlesque), the Conch Republic’s Queen of Burlesque!!

Hosted by the charming and inebriated, Bastard Keith
with special guest stage kitten Victoria Privates


Join us at Under St. Marks, 94 St. Marks place between 1st
and A, presented by The Horse Trade Theater Group.. Buy your
tickets here!


***Psssst! Are you a Burlesque/Variety performer? Email
revealed.burlesque@gmail.com for a discount code!***


09-16-09-Revealed

Photo by Ted D'Ottavio

Roxi Dlite

Roxi Dlite



Sep 28 2009 5:59 PM

"Housekeeping"  lol ...  We had a blast with you Miss Martini, see you in NY.  xo
Enchanted Burlesque

Enchanted Burlesque



Sep 13 2009 6:39 PM



Back From The Dead Special

Starring

Mysti Vine - Probably the worlds only Black Burlesque Comedienne. Mysti is winging her way to us from Canada and she is bringing her world famous V-stume act with her.

Angel LaVey - Unveiling two new frighteningly original and bizarre Burlesque creations.

Glorian Gray - Eternal Burlesque from a very classy lady.

Al Rudge - Performing magic that will astound and mesmerize you.

Al Grant - The crazy Compere. Who knows what he will do or say next?

Violet Va Voom - The best things come in little packages, and this little lady will tease the pants off of you.

Wudwud - You've never seen stand - up comedy like this before.

Pipi Strella - Bringing a delightful Eastern twist to the evening.

This show will feature a Best Dressed Contest.

Please visit http://www.birminghamburlesque.com for full details and advance tickets.
Tiger RoxXx

Tiger RoxXx



Sep 13 2009 6:37 PM

Come on out tonight! It's only a $10 cover for a whole night of fun!!! Show stars at 9pm ;)

Burlesk! Bak 2 Skool  Career Daze!
Ben

Ben Hardy



Sep 9 2009 4:26 PM

I really hope that someday--hopefully soon--I'll see one of your performances in person! I'm sure it'll be wonderful. Best To You! 

Ben
Revealed Burlesque

Revealed Burlesque



Sep 5 2009 3:03 AM

Revealed Press Photo 01-WEB

Pictured L-R: Nasty Canasta sitting in for Kobayashi Maru, Clams Casino, GiGi La Femme, Peekaboo Pointe and Ruby Valentine. Photo by Luke Ratray

Wednesday, August 19th at 10:00pm, $20.00 * UNDER St. Marks Theater, 94 St. Marks Place, New York, NY

August's show will feature WET & wild performances by:

The Girl Dreams are Made Of GiGi La Femme, The Mysterious Ms. Tickle, The Exotic Temptress of Tease Nikki Le Villain, stepping in for The Borg Queen of Burlesque Koybayashi Maru is Nasty Canasta, The Girl with the 44DD Brain, Burlesque's Newest Striptease Sensation Sapphire Jones and in her Revealed Burlesque Debut, The Girl with the Curves AND the Angles, Jezebel Express!

Hosted by the charming and inebriated, Bastard Keith and his Salacious Stage Kitten Sidekick, Your Gibson Geisha Girl Fantasy, Madame Rosebud!

Tickets are available by calling SmartTix at 212.868.4444 or online here.

***Pssst! Are you a Burlesque/Variety performer? Email revealed.burlesque@gmail.com for a discount code!***

08-19-09-Revealed

nicky click

nicky click



Sep 5 2009 3:03 AM

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WATCH OUT NICKYCLICK IS SOON OVER THE EAST COAST

ON TOUR WITH THE BODY HEAT FEMME PORN TOUR!!

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Retro Tease

Retro Tease



Sep 5 2009 3:02 AM

Hi doll thanks for the add come and join us at retrotease x retrotease.net indiana
Tara Mi Sioux is moving back to Long Beach!

Tara Mi Sioux is moving back to Long Beach!



Sep 5 2009 3:01 AM

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Infâme ROYALE

Infâme ROYALE



Aug 15 2009 5:16 AM


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Lola

Lola Manchego



Aug 13 2009 3:08 AM

Thanks for the add back, hope to see you in Finland again some day!
Retroville

Retroville Santa Barbara



Aug 11 2009 2:30 AM

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Child of the City

Child of the City



Aug 9 2009 3:05 AM

You were great at the Slipper Room last night! My friends and I love watching you perform. I'm looking forward to next time!
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