WE PROMISE YOU MORE GOODIES THAN A WIZARD'S SLEEVE!
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::BOOKING::
THE PLANETS ALIGNED AND YOUR FAVORITE ODDBALLS DID IT AGAIN... THE LAST DIRTY SECRET CLUB NIGHT WAS A TOTAL SELL-OUT WITH ONLY A FEW STANDING SPACES AT THE BAR... SO KEEP YOUR EYES PEELED FOR IMINENT DETAILS OF THE DIRTY SECRET CLUB'S PLANS TO MAKE 2009 THE BEST YEAR YET. TRUST US, YOU DON'T WANT TO MISS IT...
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::HISTORY::
BORN FROM THE SPUNK OF MERLIN HIMSELF, THE DIRTY SECRET CLUB IS ONE OF LONDON’S NEWEST AND BESTEST MAGIC, COMEDY AND VARIETY NIGHTS. AN EVENING OF WEIRD ENTERTAINMENT AND TWISTED TRICKS FROM THE U.K’s HIPPEST MAGICIANS, WHO MOST WILL RECOGNISE FROM VARIOUS TELEVISUAL MAGIC SHOWS (DIRTY TRICKS, MAGICK & DEATH WISH LIVE TO NAME BUT A FEW).
EXPECT BLASPHEMY, NEAR-DEATH EXPERIENCES, BLOODY THRILLS, SPILLS, MUSIC, CABARET AND EVEN JOKES TOO! THE DIRTY SECRET CLUB FEATURES TIPPETY-TOP GUEST ACTS FROM THE SUPER LEAGUE OF THE COMEDY AND VARIETY CIRCUIT... IT'LL TEAR YOUR NUTS OFF!!!
*moustaches need not be real, fake facial hair is allowed.
I have a few new videos that I want to start putting out there. And once I get back to Vegas I probably won't have time to properly plaster them all over the net. So please hook it up and subscribe to the Smoothini Channel:
Hi there! How's it going? Thanx for accepting my request! Come check out the songs from my brand new EP on my page! I'd really appreciate your opinion of them:) Cheers Itamar
Hello, is it true, that your next show is in June, that is a long time to wait, any chance you could do a special show for my birthday, or something, just gotta ask
It is with great pleasure that I return to your eyes, ears and hearts on Saturday 6th September when you'll be asked to dig out your string vests and leopard print miniskirts as we go Trailer Park Trash .
Yes sir-ree, dry those tears of boredom for performing in my trailer park will be:
The adorable little magic man, Pete Firman, fresh from his hugely successful Edinburgh run.
The inimitable Caroline Mabey will be spittin' and cursin'
Joe Rowntree is back with more manic stand-up and surreal madness
The Stooch will be delivering fonze-like one liners for your pleasure
Adams and Rea will be strumming their banjos and ukeleles for any spare dimes
and of course, the evening will be stitched up with the usual mayhem from your very own redneck Toby Caldwell, his Silent Prop and the Dr's minions.
Plus! Games and prizes, dressing up and a whole loada suprises, ending it all with a fingers in belt loop disco dance off!
Get dressed up for cheaper entry plus the chance of Le Grand Dress-Up Prize! Think: tattoos, bad teeth, poodle perms with rollers and mullets, plaid and cut-off denim shorts, stetsons and trucker caps, Amy Winehouse, string vests and drooling mutts…
We're back at our usual venue, The St Aloysius Social Club, Phoenix Road, Euston. So get yourselves down there, before I whup yo asses! Doors: 7pm, showtime 8pm Tickets £6/9
I should also let you know that we're planning another full on theatrical expose at The Conway Hall on Thursday 20th November. For those of you who came to see us at the Bloomsbury last October, you'll know that we won't be skimping on jaw-dropping acts and other delights to keep you smiling at the memories for years to come... SO PUT IT IN YOUR DIARIES!!!
New Issue of the Fix magazine out this Friday. Featuring Stewart Lee and Simon Munnery in conversation, John Shuttleworth live at the Manchester comedy festival, Be our Guest Andy Zaltzman, competitions galore and all the usual Fix favorites.
Woodland creatures scuttle through your undergrowth. Bats flutter round your clearings. You are the forest at midnight. The shimmer of a full moon cannot penetrate the dense thatch of your canopy and floor of thorny bramble. But there is a light; behold- The Magic Lantern illuminates your heart till the sun doth rise once more!! THIS MONTH-
Baby Warhol (puppet guru, Voodoo Vaudeville) Scott Penrose (dove magic specialist, Magic Circle) Terror Dad (terror) Paul Tkachenko (bell ringing vs glass playing face off) Morrisey Dancing (English Indie Folk tradition) Beau Peek (Burlesque) ‘Dress Up’ (Mixed media interactive Installation) by Kate Wiggs
DJ Les Apaches DJ Hot Hitman Hearn Hosted by Les Diamond!
Friday 26th October Bethnal Green Working Mens Club, Pollard Row, E2 6NB.
Doors open 9pm, Carriages 2am. Admission £8
Dress Code: Strictly Come Dancing, Copacabana, Flash Gordon, sequins, capes, eye patches, fine silks from the orient, patent leather, precious metals, spangles, polka dots and zig-zags!