Dirty Wafer consist of 5 top musicians, who all share a passion for playing good music and.
The Wafer are available for hire for any function or event, pub or club.. if you would like further info please listen to the songs listed on this site and email us directly.
Please keep checking back here as we’ll list gig dates as & when they come in. The Wafer hope to see you at ALL of them !!
...Enjoy!!....
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Hey Dirty Wafer.
This Friday, Brixton's weekly live event LIVING LIVE presents: PILOTLIGHT + Striplight + Dogbonfire + The Piccadillys from 8pm-12am followed by DJ Paul Necklace till 4am.
Click here for guestlist. Hope you can make it!
For furher information on Living events, guestlist, reserved area and private party bookings go to www.livingbar.co.uk For further information on events, guestlist and private party bookings at 30 top London bar clubs go to www.londonbarclubs.co.uk
The weekend is nearly upon us again! If you are venturing into lovely Birmingham be sure to pop into the cities favourite A-list hangout, Twenty Three Essex Street.
Hopefully see you down here. x
This Weekend @ 23 Essex Street
Fri 18th May Residents and hosts, Jay-Dee Thomas & Jit, will be playing house, funk and bits of groovy electronica throughout the night.
Sat 19th May Birmingham’s hottest young DJ, One Four, re-known for his energietic, technically sharp as a razor sets, joins DJ Morias this Saturday. Both will be playing a mix of new and retro house and funk .
Sun 20th May Sunday Sessions – Eclectic and soulful upfront sounds with DJ's Dom Monk, Jus Soul & Café Crème + guests
Hey Dirty Wafer.
This Friday, Brixton's weekly live event LIVING LIVE presents: NO HOPE ASTRONAUT + Six 50 Whisky + The Low Sky + Antigen from 8pm-12am followed by DJ Paul Necklace till 4am.
Click here for guestlist. Hope you can make it!
For furher information on Living events, guestlist, reserved area and private party bookings go to www.livingbar.co.uk For further information on events, guestlist and private party bookings at 30 top London bar clubs go to www.londonbarclubs.co.uk
The tour was sick my friend. Beer, People, Girls and cheap girls were all quality mate. I'm sure we'll see you soon to tell the tales. Take it easy chum. x
Fri 4th May - Hosted by DJ’s Jit & Jay-Dee Thomas This weekly social attracts the cream of the house music social scene. Musically expect a cross of quality electronic music with some tongue in cheeky retrospective house and funk thrown in through the night.
Sat 5th May Saturday in equal measure attracts an early crowd looking kick off their night in a vibrant, aspirational environment through to those who want to bypass the humdrum of the cities normal clubs and bars and enjoy a slightly more laid back night out to the early hours. Musically expect a mix of quality yet fun house music interspersed with some anything goes funk. disco, classic hip hop and pop. Alongside resident DJ Morais, other regular DJ’s include Ashleigh West, Stuart Ojelay, Jeff Jefferson, One Four, Paul Carter, Julie Warr, Andy Baxter & Jit + more.
Sun 6th May - Sunday Sessions A weekly bout of eclectic and soulful upfront sounds with DJ's Dom Monk, Jus Soul & Café Crème + guests
Every week more and more fantastic people are finding us and loving the place. If you have already been down thanks for getting involved, if you have not, don’t keep missing out!
Hey guys.
This Friday, Brixton's weekly live event LIVING LIVE presents: UPSETTA + Elks + Molloy from 8-11pm followed by DJ Paul Necklace till 4am.
Click here for guestlist. Hope you can make it!
For furher information on Living events, guestlist, reserved area and private party bookings go to www.livingbar.co.uk For further information on events, guestlist and private party bookings at 30 top London bar clubs go to www.londonbarclubs.co.uk
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aah roberto, good times, good times, that was my favourite apple.......
anyway, enough of the gimpness, it aint the weekend yet, so no rubber suits for you you naughty boy. oh, i forgot, you prefer the anal plu.....
bonjourno robert! the love i give out after a few alcoholic beverages is strictly personal and restricted to fellatio only my chum! hope your drum plans are goin accordingly, and join my wispa club dammit!
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34. Korma Chameleon - Culture Club
33. Bhaji Trousers - Madness
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31. Dansak Queen - Abba
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29. Tikka Chance On Me - Abba
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5. We Don't Have to Tikka Clothes Off - Jermaine Jackson
4. Bye Bye Balti - Bay City Rollers
3. Bhuna to be Wild - Steppenwolf
2. Livin' Dhal - Cliff Richard
1. Raita Here, Raita Now - Fatboy Slim
Rob you big handsome fucker. Good to see you the other night. Looking forward to getting back from our little tour and telling you all the filthy stories... Keep up the good work, theJays!
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A busy and action packed weekend planed this week at the bar. DJing debuts + a couple of funky parties on both Friday and Saturday so should be all good fun.
Please also check out the special one-off event, Clinic, next Thursday (before Good Friday!) which has got an early start and includes a full fashion show! (see 23 Essex myspace page for full info)
Friday 30th March
DJ's Alex Schmitz and Jit
Saturday 31st March
Wanna Be DJ's (Paul Carter & Simon Paul) + Robo (2 Risque) TBC + Jit
Thursday 5th April
Clinic Promotions presents A night of fusing music and fashion
With DJ's
Gareth Willett, Charlie John, Uber DJ's, Julie Warr, Johnny Boy & Gareth Russell
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