Andrew Laflamme

About me:

Before there was God, before there was a man to make up God, before God made man so that man could make up a man named God, there was only one true force. A force so disgusting, so vile and so putrid, even Satan wouldn't piss on it to put out a fire. This is the True Hollywood Story of Andrew Laflamme. Simple beginings for a simple man, I was born straight from the anus of the galactic ass. My childhood consisted of alot of beatings from my drunken mother and cigarette burns to the nipples. But little did she know, I got off on the pain. My teenage years were filled with beatings from yuppie jocks who drove Jeep Wranglers and ate shit most of the day. But little did they know, I was fornicating constantly with their drunken step-fathers and soccer mom mothers. Now I am all that is man, all that stands in my way will be killed, raped or used as toilet paper. But most of the time I just go ahead and do all three at once. Killing all that plagues this galaxy has left me ever so lonely.. Then i was made.