About me:

After spending 9 years in prison for drug trafficking and other minor offences such as Cheating in scrabble,Rubbing a buddhas belly too vigorously,jumping over a doll's house pretending to be a giant and having been a Heroine addict since the age of 6 i now only take cocaine,mdma,speed,acid,Chrystal meth,ghb,uppers, downers,mushrooms,Ketamin,drink daily and try and smoke as many Cigarettes in a day as possible. I only play scrabble against fellow cheaters (Chimps),I'm a raging alcoholic,I rarely bath or brush my tooth. I steel from all of my friends, lie to everyone i meet as i feel this somehow makes me sound a lot more interesting than i really am. I try and never buy rounds of drinks, when it's my turn i always find an excuse to leave. I'm spoilt rotten, if i don't get my own way i don't do whatever the alternative is. I talk behind all my friends backs as i know they are doing the same. I hate 97.5% of all the people i meet and finally i'm no good at listening to peoples problems, I only want to talk about me ok? Sort your own shit out. Because of all of the above I feel i have yet to reach my potential.I have no goals, I am not career minded whatsoever, despise working and the lazier my life can be the better. I have few friends but thats my choice. I used to have loads, y'know in my teens and early 20's but unlike some people i found most people a pain in the arse and were really only my friends as i knew them at school and when you are young you don't always make the right choices do you? You just have mates at school cause it's easier than having none at all. I have no friends from my my schooldays, in fact all of my friends are people i have met (or not met i.e myspace mates) since i was 19. I like it this way. I don't like funny handshakes, so if you are ever fortunate enough to meet me (that will be my decision,not yours) just shake my hand or kiss me on the cheek if you are female.In fact, even if you are male i don't mind you kissing me on the cheek, rather that than a weird handshake where it feels we are entangled in a game of stone, paper, scissors. I like loads of music but mostly country.Good country though,townes van zandt,guy clark,hank williams,johnny cash,karen dalton,gillian welch,Bob Dylan,George Jones,some ryan adams too, i could go on for ever with that list. The Felice brothers are currently the best band in the world,if you don't believe me then check oput their myspace,i would give a link but why the fuck should I? Do your own work,i'm busy here !! But anything like Shania twain, garth brooks, shove it up your arse, I would rather eat my own sick than listen to that shite. Liking lots of alt country stuff at the moment,the snake,the cross,the crown and some other stuff like the national,oakley hall,Dolorean as well as Sam beer, pete molinari who are more folky. Anyway that's about it,i think you get the picture. So if all of that hasn't put you off then feel free to contact me, but if you wear A suit jacket and jeans or listen to RnB then Don't bother. You won't always get a reply from me infact sometimes i won't even bother reading your profile at all,i will often make an immediate judgement on just how you look. Easy as you go. Yob Parenting