J. Barker aka "3 LEGS AND A BISCUIT" Guitar, Bass, Vocal
Frito Bandito/ Drums/ if you have not already figured it out its my drum machine, and this shitty music is solely my fault.
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Influences
Favorite bands or (INFLUENCES) to which I sound nothing like. The Jesus Lizard, Social Distortion, Screeching Weasel, The Average White Band, Elvis, Johnny Cash, RHCP, THE QUEERS, CITIZEN FISH, SEBADOH, THE CLASH, THE RAMONES, Matisyahu, Neil Young, Primus, The Kinks, The Who, Ray Charles, Gwen Stefani, The "ROCKY SOUNDTRACK", Bill Withers The New York Dolls, Rancid, Jerry Lee Lewis, Glen Miller, Benny Goodman, Roy Orbison, Buddy Holly, Stray Cats, Brian Setzer, The Cars, Police, Vandals, Royal Crowne Revue, Girls Against Boys, Misfits, Bad Religion, The Boredoms, LARD, Ministry, Joe Cocker, Van Morrison, CCR, Bob Dylan, Fugazi, Big Bad Voodoo Daddy, KARP, The Grilled Cheese Monsters, Black Flag, OPERATION IVY, Bill ELLIS, Frank Sinatra, The OUTFIELD, Morrissey, The Vandals, Young Dubliners, Liquid Legbone (have one 7"record from show) Pillowfluffer
Hey Jason... glad ya found us! Just in time too! I want you to drop everything and clear your busy schedule for FRIDAY, Feb. 20th. The Bier Band plays the Steinkeller in Oxford, OH... so write it down and come on out to tip a few BIERS with The Bier Band. Here's a little something to entertain you in the mean time:
So, like I said, there are three things you don't do while driving a car. Number one, you din't re-string your guitar. B, you weren't designed to drive AND trim you crotch hair. The third thing had something to do with salt, heavy cream and about 2 gallons of mustard. But like I was saying, "MOOOOOOOOSE....AAAAAAAAANUUUUUUSSSSSS!"
