We're into drinking mostly. Spider Solitaire to fill the empty hours in the padded cell. We also like to play dress ups, mostly on people better looking than us. More drinking. A bit of chase'n'kiss. The usual...
If you want to talk to any of us via email if it's like REALLY important, here's your Disorder-y folks to take care of ye:
DISORDER GETS THE NOD FROM THE OH-SO INFLUENTIAL NYLON MAGAZINE THAT WE REALLY ARE ONE OF THE BEST THINGS TO HAVE POPPED UP FROM A LONG NIGHT OF BRAINSTORMING WHILE RIDING A SEAL IN THE BATHTUB.... NO, ACTUALLY, WE'RE JUST HOT TO TROT IN THEIR LONDON CALLING ISSUE.
Music
NEW EDITION OUT NOW!!!!
N-Dubz, 3OH!3,La Roux, The Electric City, Solid Gold, Escape The Fate, Phil Collins, Thursday, Kill Hannah, Conor Oberst, You Me At Six, Annie, Late of the Pier, Kids in Glass Houses, White Lies, The Whip, Good Shoes, Simian Mobile Disco, Silversun Pickups, Enter Shikari, The Rapture, Mystery Jets, Look See Proof, Crystal Castles, Goose, The Bronx, Klaxons, The Killers, Young Knives, The Presets, Kings of Leon, The Futureheads, Bloc Party, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, The Horrors, Jamie T, The Holloways, Panic! At The Disco, LCD Soundsystem, Pete Doherty, Franz Ferdinand, Yourcodenameis:Milo, My Chemical Romance, Maximo Park, Hadouken!, Lostprophets, The Gossip, The Noisettes, Razorlight, Hot Hot Heat, The Enemy, Foals, Kate Nash, Friendly Fires, The Used, Nine Inch Nails, Aiden + so much more!
Movies
No one cares to recall the last film they saw, quite possibly cos it was something very very uncool.
Books
I can't be arsed writing anymore.
Heroes
What the fuck do you want us to say here? God? Okay, our mums and dads, our lovers and our friends. All of whom are beautiful and have infinite patience, bless their wobbly bits. We are media, they love us despite this crippling fact.
REMEMBER, THIS IS THE PLACE TO BUY THE NEW ISSUE AND PAST ISSUES!!!
Well, who would have believed that a bunch of mouthy, inexperienced, passionate, and mostly dole queue residents could have pulled something like this off? Disorder may have begun life as a fanzine run from a shed in South London, but it has turned into a glossy, cutting edge piece of work that pushes the best new talent right into your face. Oh yeah, and we're still mouthy gobshites who mostly go to parties just for the free booze and the chance to eat stuff we can't spell.
It's not easy being an independent magazine. It takes love and devotion, patience and, most of all, it takes balls the size of Kathmandu. We've made lots of fuck ups, spelt things wrong, been late with production, shouted unnecessarily and put the hackles up of many a London meedja prince/ss, but throughout there have been loads of fab people who recognise the potential and, more importantly, GET IT! We're not a style bible, were not the next inky, were nothing but Disorder. Thanks everyone who stuck a hand in their pocket, whacked us on a guestlist, defended our honour and told people that we were the shit. Love love love.
Thought you might like to know that round 1 of The Peoples Music Awards is now in full effect, and we are putting the call out to all new/unsigned bands, and new-music lovers to come listen, vote and enter this years awards.
For more info and to hear the best new bands in the world please visit our website; thepeoplesmusicawards.com
the next Divine Incest is on Saturday the 20th June, 9pm-1am, at The Slaughtered Lamb, 34-35 Great Sutton Street, London dahlings, EC1V 0DX. For you delectation, we have...
a fabulous performance piece from the very naughty FABY LICIOUS,
a guest dj set from a for3ign regular JOSHYOU ARE,
and not to forget your blue haired host FELICITY HAYWARD, and your white haired slice of toast
This month we also have a little art competition.
Simply print off...
decorate and bring along to DI, or send us a jpeg of your artwork and you could win some naughty prizes. We do prefer the hands on approach however as Herr Friedrich Strasse has shown with his paint pots and prick stick.
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