Tim [Distorted View]
Tim Henson
Tim Henson I'm a sucker for other people's pain.

Male
29 years old
Ashtabula, Ohio
United States



Last Login: 11/21/2009
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    Tim [Distorted View]'s Interests
GeneralIn addition to video editing and all that shtuff, I enjoy new cola developments/products, lounge music of the 50's/60's, the history of the video gaming industry 1970-, and obscure television shows. I am also starting my ugly cup/mug collection back up, so if you have a god-awful beverage container, give me a jingle. I'm a pop culture freak. I can't understand people who don't watch TV.
MusicJuly For Kings, Joe Hedges, Greenwheel, Butch Walker, Travis, Marvelous 3, Dexter Freebish, Athenaeum, The Clarks, Aerosmith, Zoppi, Rubyhorse, Vertical Horizon, Dishwalla, Nine Days, Dexter Freebish
MoviesWet Hot American Summer, Clue, Reality Bites, The Money Pit, Rejected ("My spoon is too big!"), Napoleon Dynamite, Drop Dead Gorgeous, Who Killed the Electric Car?
TelevisionThe Larry Sanders Show, Real Time with Bill Maher, Arrested Development, Mr. Show, Tom Goes to the Mayor, Studio 60, The Office (US), Stella, Reno 911, The Ben Stiller Show, The Daily Show, 30 Rock, Night Owls: Ladies in Danger, Lost, and the hit sitcom: Daddies Little Fatsy.
Seriously, how can you not love this show:

I mean, come on!
BooksDouglas Coupland (Microserfs, Generation X, All Families are Psychotic), David Sedaris
HeroesVan Hammersly, Professor Rudy Moore, Debra Winger, Mario Van Peebles, and the Brittanica Encyclopedia kid. You remember... the one that had the report due on space.

     Tim [Distorted View]'s Details
Status:Single
Orientation:Gay
Hometown:Ashtabula, Ohio
Body type:6' 2" / Average
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Catholic
Zodiac Sign:Leo
Children:Someday
Education:Some college
Occupation:Curator of The Unsavory

   Tim [Distorted View]'s Schools
Ohio State University-Main Campus
Columbus, OHIO
Graduated: N/A
Degree: In Progress
 

1998 to 2001
Edgewood Sr High School
Ashtabula,Ohio
Graduated: 1998
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
 

1994 to 1998

   Tim [Distorted View]'s Networking
Radio - Talent - Talk Radio Host
I've somehow made this my full-time job - http://www.distortedview.com

   Tim [Distorted View]'s Companies
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   Tim [Distorted View]'s Blurbs
About me:
.... I have a blast doing what I do.

I host a show called Distorted View Daily. For 30 minutes each day I present to you strange, gross, twisted nuggets from the bowels of the Internet: Semen-snorting crackwhores? Check. Porn stars vomiting up chicken-nuggets? Check. Ladies strangling men with their thighs? Check. The sounds are vividly crystal clear. I like to consider myself a curator of the unsavory. I also present real news stories complete with my inappropriate commentary. Yes, it's crass, vulgar, and childish. But for 30 minutes a day, take a vacation from being a compassionate upstanding citizen and laugh at the stuff you're not supposed to laugh at. After listening, it'll make you feel much better about your own life. That's DV.

Don't know what a podcast is? It's like a radio show but it can be sent automatically to your iPod (or computer, or mp3 player) so you'll always have new stuff to listen to. Each show is in mp3 format so you can play it just like you'd play a song. You can also download the shows from my website, or listen to it right here on Myspace.

Read all about Distorted View, it's history, the awards we've won, the awards we've lost, etc, over at Wikipedia.

You should be over 18 to listen to this audiophonic trainwreck.

The show is available via iTunes for free! Click here to check it out.

Now about me: When I'm not doing my show, I'm pretty laid back. I enjoy making fun of people in bars. I love watching trash TV with my friends while we shout at it. Always looking for new ways to make an ass out of myself. If you can make me laugh, I'm yours 4ever. Bonus: I'm incredibly awkward and anti-social. I'm a total contradiction. I'm a huge nerd but not bright enough to be a WEALTHY nerd.



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Busy B

Slow Down



Nov 13 2009 1:35 AM

THANKS FOR THE ADD!!!
Eve 6

Eve 6



Nov 5 2009 8:57 PM

Hey,
How have you been? Do you have a Facebook and/or Twitter? Will you follow us on there?

Facebook:
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Twitter:
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See you there!
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Jennifer

Jennifer Aldrich



Oct 30 2009 1:34 AM


Have a good day,my friend
Todd Mc Intyre

Todd Mc Intyre



Oct 27 2009 4:50 AM

yay he knows when he has to go!
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Tracey Winfree



Oct 27 2009 3:11 AM

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Tracey Terrifying ™

Tracey Winfree



Oct 26 2009 10:59 PM

i just wanted to say thanks for the add and if you need any kind of weird and disturbing sex-tastic Tuesday stories  then im the person to come to lol ill wirte you some if you like keep it funkt
♥ tracey ♥
Joey

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Oct 26 2009 9:10 PM

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Jennifer

Jennifer Aldrich



Oct 26 2009 9:49 AM


Have a good day,my friend
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Oct 12 2009 10:09 AM

我希望你的週末是好的:)
Magilla

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Oct 1 2009 2:48 PM


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Sep 8 2009 11:22 PM


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Sep 3 2009 12:32 AM

Ok Tim enough with the morning dump, shit humor is fine when there is some kind of humor to it but just playing people shiting is lazy and boring.
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Aug 25 2009 5:53 AM


*High five*
Rose and Ben

Rose and Ben



Aug 22 2009 10:12 PM

Hey,

We have just recorded 3 new songs in Nashville. Enjoy. VOICE IT IN MUSIC…….. Rose and Ben


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Jul 31 2009 10:27 PM

Rose and Ben

Rose and Ben



Jul 30 2009 6:18 AM

Hey Tim,

We have just recorded 3 new songs in Nashville. Enjoy. VOICE IT IN MUSIC…….. Rose and Ben


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Jul 30 2009 3:34 AM


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