burlesque, vintage style, cake pans, karaoke, knitting, sewing, diy, tacos y burritos, glamour, PINEAPPLES, and generally fucking shit up...
Music
leonard cohen, the weepies, johnny cash, elvis, old tori, tool, rolling stones, beatles, led zepplin, nirvana, beth hart, rachael yamagata, big maybelle, fiona apple, dave grohl, more crap than i care to admit to...
Movies
gone with the wind, closer, elf, secretary, gentleman prefer blondes, how to marry a millionaire, fight club, heathers, huckabees, life aquatic, eternal sunshine, the nightmare before christmas, grease 2, etc..
Television
star trek, heroes, reaper, buffy/angel, life, pushing daisies, cooking shows...
Books
invisible monsters, survivor- chuck palahniuk, jitterbug perfume, still life with woodpecker- tom robbins, the curious incident of the dog in the nighttime- mark haddon, i know this much is true- wally lamb, harry potter, lemony snicket, haven kimmel, sharon olds, anne sexton, yusef komunyakaa, etc..
Heroes
satan's angel, dixie evans, jane russell, bettie page, liberace, tigger!, tura satana, bernadette peters, kristen chenoweth, bette midler
About me: i am the eierlegende wollmilchsau: award-winning burlesque performer (miss viva las vegas 2008), singer, comedienne, hostess, model (mayhem # 1078834), and all around bad ass.
endorsed as "hot enough to marry a rich old guy and wait for him to kick, but with scruples enough that may disallow such activity."
i believe in honesty, good manners, pineapples and martinis.
my favorite colors are leopard print and sparkle.
if you try to take the last cookie, i will kill you.
i'm a science experiment gone horribly awry; i'm what happens when you mix the genes of that lovely queen of pin-ups, miss bettie page, with those of that oddball-eccentric- the king of kitsch- liberace... and you can tell because i like boys too.
putting the erotic in neurotic-- our lady of perpetual motion, the hilariously sexy dizzy von damn!
Who I'd like to meet: a mini-pony named BLUEBERRY and an elderly siamese named SKELETOR to join my family.
but if if clive owen called, i wouldn't hang up. just looking for my own personal rhett butler- as i should be kissed- and often, and by someone who knows how.
like my custom pineapple flower? head on over to JetDoll!
I'm glad I finally got to see your eye ball number... I've always heard great things about that act! and, yes, it's pretty damn awesome. Fun Show, huh?
hey!!! ya i was wondering what the card meant, and i wasn't expecting myspace but it was a nice surprise to find u! and im glad i made ur day a little better! =) but believe me i dont go outta my way like that for really any of customers!
yes vageen geen! haha! I got to watch your performance and loved it...I can't believe how graceful you were getting up on the lader singing and dancing and teaseing....renesance woman! Thank you for you kind comments! It means a lot comming from you! So muamuamuamuamua! 1940 feather magic cape AWAY!!!!!
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