burlesque, vintage style, cake pans, karaoke, knitting, sewing, diy, tacos y burritos, glamour, PINEAPPLES, and generally fucking shit up...
Music
leonard cohen, the weepies, johnny cash, elvis, old tori, tool, rolling stones, beatles, led zepplin, nirvana, beth hart, rachael yamagata, big maybelle, fiona apple, dave grohl, more crap than i care to admit to...
Movies
gone with the wind, closer, elf, secretary, gentleman prefer blondes, how to marry a millionaire, fight club, heathers, huckabees, life aquatic, eternal sunshine, the nightmare before christmas, grease 2, etc..
Television
star trek, heroes, reaper, buffy/angel, life, pushing daisies, cooking shows...
Books
invisible monsters, survivor- chuck palahniuk, jitterbug perfume, still life with woodpecker- tom robbins, the curious incident of the dog in the nighttime- mark haddon, i know this much is true- wally lamb, harry potter, lemony snicket, haven kimmel, sharon olds, anne sexton, yusef komunyakaa, etc..
Heroes
satan's angel, dixie evans, jane russell, bettie page, liberace, tigger!, tura satana, bernadette peters, kristen chenoweth, bette midler
Dizzy Von Damn!'s Details
Status:
Single
Body type:
5' 10"
Zodiac Sign:
Libra
Education:
Grad / professional school
Occupation:
burlesque performer
Dizzy Von Damn! the return of the great gonzo TONIGHT! Posted 8 hours ago view more
About me: i am the eierlegende wollmilchsau: award-winning burlesque performer (miss viva las vegas 2008), singer, comedienne, hostess, model (mayhem # 1078834), and all around bad ass.
endorsed as "hot enough to marry a rich old guy and wait for him to kick, but with scruples enough that may disallow such activity," and described as a "kamikaze stripper."
i believe in honesty, good manners, pineapples and martinis.
my favorite colors are leopard print and sparkle.
if you try to take the last cookie, i will kill you.
i'm a science experiment gone horribly awry; i'm what happens when you mix the genes of that lovely queen of pin-ups, miss bettie page, with those of that oddball-eccentric- the king of kitsch- liberace... and you can tell because i like boys too.
putting the erotic in neurotic-- our lady of perpetual motion, the hilariously sexy dizzy von damn!
Who I'd like to meet: a mini-pony named BLUEBERRY and an elderly siamese named SKELETOR to join my family.
but if if clive owen called, i wouldn't hang up. just looking for my own personal rhett butler- as i should be kissed- and often, and by someone who knows how.
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hello hello beautiful girl you are very beautiful I love you I love your legs are well formed 're perfect your beautiful face I love you you be my girlfriend? kisses I hope we are in contact
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