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  • Suckmy Donuts

  • 18 / Male
  • RAPID CITY, South Dakota, US
  • Last Login: 8/15/2009

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Interests

  • General

    There was a decorated general with a heart of gold
  • Music

    Atmosphere, Hilltop Hoods, Jedi Mind Tricks...Pretty much mostly underground rap. Midwest rap. Jay-Z, Tupac, the classics. You know. My friends all have differing musical tastes. Tyler likes freshman girl music. Chris and KC like kinda emo music. Bennett likes a lot of old shitty rock. I don't even know what Amy likes really. Sex Machine like hardcore rock. I hate all of my friends' music. Except for sometimes we agree on songs.
  • Movies

    I like science fiction movies a lot and shit like Saw because I like gory shit. I like funny stuff. Like those movies that are aimed at our generation like Juno and Superbad and shit. My friends and I all pretty much agree on movies except Tyler wants to see Benjamin Button but it FUCKING SUCKS.
  • Television

    I watch a lot of football and Lost and House is pretty fucking cool. I like watching basketball and hockey too I guess. When it's really late at night I like to watch the same Sportscenter over and over again.
  • Books

    I like science fiction and horror books. Stephen King, Kurt Vonnegut, Philip K Dick. I also like transgressive fiction like fucking Hubert Selby Jr and Chuck Palahniuk. The fucked upper, the better. Bret Easton Ellis' American Psycho and Glamorama.
  • Heroes

    I guess my main heroes are God and Gumbi, mostly because they begin with the same letter. I wouldn't be here without God, and Gumbi is pretty fucking bendable. So...thanks for being there for me.

Details

  • Status: Single
  • Hometown: Rapid City
  • Orientation: Straight
  • Body type: 5' 9" / Some extra baggage
  • Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
  • Religion: Jewish
  • Zodiac Sign: Pisces
  • Children: Someday
  • Smoke / Drink: No / No
  • Education: High school
  • Occupation: Author
  • Income: $250,000 and Higher

Schools

  • Stevens Hi Sch

    • Rapid City,South Dakota
    • Graduated: 2009
    • Student status: Alumni
    • Degree: Master's Degree
    2005 to 2006

Blurbs

About me:

I am the Tyger what ate the Albatross.

Who I'd like to meet:

(See Bennett's section)

Comments

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  • Apr 23 2009 9:59 PM

    yeah
  • Mar 19 2009 5:11 AM

    wana chat on myspace?
  • Jan 29 2009 3:11 AM

    thanks bro!!
  • Jan 15 2009 12:58 AM

    hey go look at chris is pictures from the party and also read my comment on the one with just me hahaha you'll love it =)
  • Jan 7 2009 12:25 AM

    hey whats up?
    and did you see.............Carolina licks my butthole!
  • Dec 15 2008 12:38 AM

    hey whats up?
    and did you see.....carolina won big!
  • Nov 20 2008 5:47 AM

    hey crashy what you doin down there?
  • Nov 17 2008 3:41 AM

    your latest bulliton is funny haha
  • Jul 6 2008 11:19 PM

    oh yes, p.s

    i'm glad we all freaked ourselves out into thinking chris or someone in the room was the devil and was about to burst into flames.
    HIGHFIVE!
  • Jul 6 2008 11:18 PM

    :) lol i enjoyed bashing tyler all night with you lastnight. haha, you were funny.
    DINOSAUR!
  • Jun 20 2008 5:59 AM

    did you get my dessert!?!?!?!
  • Jun 9 2008 6:31 PM

    what up?
  • Jun 2 2008 4:47 PM

    2 days! and i can't wait to tell you why the broncos are going to the playoffs.
    we just released henry(that's not the full reason) do you know what time your flight comes in on wednesday?
  • May 23 2008 12:45 AM

    hey do you know your schedule for next year yet? chris and i have 4th and 5th off, you should too if you can.
  • May 18 2008 5:29 AM

    how many days until your back now?
  • May 5 2008 3:27 AM

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    got a little antsy at the end.
    come homeeeee.
    and we'll party. all night long.
  • May 3 2008 5:46 PM

    haha thanks. get on msn sometime so i can tell you how not awesome the titans are.
  • May 1 2008 3:41 AM

    i
    LOVE
    you
  • Apr 29 2008 1:39 AM

    dude, be glad you dont have to live in south dakota this spring, it sucks! the weather is hell and school sucks balls, i hope israel is fun! ill call you the day you get back man
  • Apr 29 2008 12:52 AM

    I got to talk to you today!!! I love you! And turtles :)
  • Apr 27 2008 6:12 AM

    schwiggity schwam?
    schfifty five
  • Apr 25 2008 4:28 AM

    do you get to watch the draft over there? if not(and if so) get on msn during the draft cuz i plan on watching it all...i can't friggen wait
  • Apr 18 2008 12:34 AM

    ohhh yeh! Darrell Jackson...don't hate
  • Apr 16 2008 5:39 AM

    What's for dinner?
  • Apr 5 2008 6:15 AM

    things are good.
    its been different.
    everyone is changing...its weird.
    :/ its just not the same.

    but, i really hope your haveing an AMAZING time. [[which i know you are]]

    and dont ever forget that we love you
    :]]]