Aside from loafing around and acting crummy, this is one of the few things I have in common w/ bread...
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Sometimes...
...shoes are better.
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I've always wanted to do this!
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SOUL CAMP
SPECTACLES
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Pick a card... any card!
The lowest card...
... gets it in the face!
...next?!
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"Teehee... watch this!!"
The consequence of Sunday drinking games.
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PAYBACK is....
... a wonderful thing.
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“Wanna see something really dumb?”
“Let’s get it ready and find our intelligent participant.”
“Hey Joey… thirsty!?!”
Stage one: The Yuck Stage
Stage two: The Ewww Realization
Stage three: The “that was stupid” Stage
Last Stage: The After Chaser Sigh of Relief
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"Hey B! I know where we can go. Let's eat in there!"
"(SLURP) Lemme see... first, we need something to eat on."
"This'll do. Now, we gotta find a good spot."
"Hmmm... how bout isle 2, the shampoo isle?"
"Lemme just set the table...."
"MmmmmMmm... I love cheap beef!"
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"Hmmm... what can we do in the produce section?"
"I know... let's steeereeetch first!"
"Kay....ready?! On your marks.... get set.... gallop!"
"RuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNN!!"
".... and for the dismount."
"Ahhhh... potato spuds!!"
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WHERE can i pour this POPCORN??
Shit! No bucket!
Ain't neva got two things that match!
Ham; no burger.
Koolaid; no sugar.
Popcorn; no bucket!
Wait a minute... Glenda got a hood!
Lemme jus pour a lil smidge in here...
...shake it a bit, pour a lil more...
...and we're about done. Thanks Glenda!
"What can I say?! People love to butter me up."
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BRIAN SALAZAR Green Soda makes my poop green. In other news, Me & Teejay Walton playin all night @ Cardiff Lounge for Saturday Night Jive. No cover & always a packed house. 2 Posted at 10:14 PM Aug 29 view more
About me:
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You nosey fucks!! .... and let the rumors begin!!
I don't beat around the bush; I jump in them... face first... w/ my tongue out. I judge and compare trees as if I were a squirrel thinking, "Which tree should I climb." I crumple, as oppose to fold, when I wipe. My handwriting is most legible when I'm laying on my bed with a fine tip pen and 3 pieces of college rule binder paper underneath my active piece. I record shop two, sometimes, three times a week, and I'm running out of room. For years, I would pour the milk in the bowl, before the cereal, and attempt to drown each flake, ball, oat, charm, berry, pebble, granola, and/or O with my spoon until each and every flake, ball, oat, charm, berry, pebble, granola, and/or O is wet. Then, I would proceed to sprinkle nestle quik making every bowl of cereal chocolaty. I'm good with parents, really good with parents that speak English, and great with parents who except eyebrow rings. I absolutely love deep cuddles. I have and will spontaneously jump into the frozen food section at a grocery store, and/or dive into a pile of clothing in Costco. I am very patient, however, impatient when it comes to rude customer service, traffic (when in a hurry) skipping cds, slow computers, long stop lights, and automated services. I can ride a unicycle. I am not too fond of astrology, but I am a very proud Virgo. I was in the chess club, however, the fact that our meetings took place at lunch and in the library, where the windows overlooked the basketball courts, hindered my motivation to exceed in this truly unnecessary lunchtime extracurricular activity. I dance a lil.... shieet!! I can easily say that I got some ping in my pong. One of my best friends, who I've known since Kindergarten, used to live in this apartment complex, about four blocks and one railroad track away from where I live currently, and we used to train with this old man who used to play in tournaments and loved wearing Hawaiian shirts and bleached khakis and wore an elbow strap that always clashed. Although his clothing never matched, he too had some ping in his pong and this lonely, yet giving, man kindly trained, my friend and I, on how to execute striking the ball with plain wooden paddles, giving the maximum amount of top-spin with the least amount of rubber. Now, I can easily say that when I hit, and use a rubber.... my balls feel sooooo much better. I played the piano for 7+ years. Since my mom is an accountant, I reconcile my bank statement every month... to the cent. I pay $12 a month to have the freedom to take a poop in any 24 Hour Fitness I want. You might not believe this, but I learned how to ride a bike on a bike with only one pedal... I swear!! I love starting lotion fights on roadtrips. I'm right handed but my left is not to be underestimated. My favorite number is the ..2... not crowded; nor is it lonely. If I drink milk, it's like Niagara Falls out of my ass. I got my juggling certificate in the 4th grade, but I'm not very entertaining when it comes to bowling pins, knives, or anything of that motion. My pager code is 8121. I looooooooove a good, looooong, NUT..........., but I despise peanuts. (Bet you took that the wrong way- didn't you?!)(Actually, you didn't.) I have recently came to the conclusion that a pack of cigarettes smells like a pack of raisins- seriously! Try it and lemme know. I used to paint over the dirty white parts of my shoes w/ White Out, thinking it would look good, but it never really did. I still don't know the difference between the living room and the family room. I've lived in the same house for 27 years and was born about 7 blocks away, so I'm a pretty stable guy. The farthest I've moved is from upstairs to downstairs.... and back upstairs. To me, one of the best sounds in the world is the ding of a microwave. My two favorites words to see or hear are FREE and BUFFET. I, often, think about filling up a super soaker w/ vinegar and visiting a couple of my old jobs. I would love to eat a bunch of weed, leave my poop out in the sun, and pass the product out as a weed brownie.
...still thinking...
OMG dude.... I was soo pissed off just a few minutes ago... but reading your "Comic Strip" the whole version.. starting with "The Drinking Game" and "The Shampoo & Produce Isle" ending with "The 20cent Hat" and "The Popcorn in the Hoodie" .... fucking ROFLz!!!!!! I never read the whole thing till now!!! What where you guys ON!!!!??? LOL sounds like good times haha!!! There should be a part 2!!!! Go for it ;)
hey what's up i miss the random conversations u and i have on aim .. once i get my own computer it's on chat time ..haha i'm doing good school and work , spring break is next week it will be a nice. One more project for my class and the semester is over i cant wait though i'm taking a summer class.... hit me back :)
Sup dawg!!! Do you ever sleep??? haha!!!Soo ya got meh list right??? BYOB is soo gonna rawk du HOUSE diss tyme :D!!!! Ohh and is there gonna be Rhythm Room Flyers there @ The End Up??? Thanks :)
Sup brother!!! I'll be at that BYOB Feb 22nd doood :D Can't wait!!! This is a chance to revive myself!!! I need to groove too haha ;) This one will hopefully kick ass more than ever before!!! Rawkin
What's Up Brian, thanks for letting me add you! I'll probably be stopping by Temple tomorrow night (Friday) to check you out with Sen-Sei. It should be a rocking party. Peace from Berkeley, Theo...:)
"(SLURP) Lemme see... first, we need something to eat on."
"This'll do. Now, we gotta find a good spot."
"Hmmm... how bout isle 2, the shampoo isle?"
"Lemme just set the table...."
"MmmmmMmm... I love cheap beef!"
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"Hmmm... what can we do in the produce section?"
"I know... let's steeereeetch first!"
"Kay....ready?! On your marks.... get set.... gallop!"
"RuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNN!!"
".... and for the dismount."
"Ahhhh... potato spuds!!"
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WHERE can i pour this POPCORN??
Cherylee
Lumpia
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