About me: Let's See: Born in Carmel, raised in Carmel Valley, grew up in Monterey & now I'm living in San Francisco. Along the way I've worked at numerous resturants & retail jobs, I even did some time working in a law office, before my string of radio jobs. But my passion is DJing at and organizing underground rave type parties. For more about that, please check out my other profile at www.myspace.com/djdicesanfrancisco
Who I'd like to meet: More intelligent &interesting people
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Thanks again for the stay at your casa. A most enjoyable and inspirational experience, as always. Ill let you know when we need to have another meeting, and this time, Jackie better actually take minutes!
We are all systems go, by the way. Renting genny, 7.5 hour gas tank. ( nice ) with your permission, i would like to repost, your official post. all good?
NEVER FORGET THE ELEVENTH COMMANDMENT AND ALWAYS KEEP IT WHOLLY!
What are the facts? Again and again and again---what are the facts?! Shun wishful thinking, ignore divine revelation, forget what "the stars foretell," never mind the unguessable "verdict of history" ---what are the facts, and to how many decimal places? You pilot always into the unknown future; facts are your single clue. Get the facts! The most preposterous notion that Homo Sapiens has ever dreamed up is that the Lord God of Creation, Shaper and Ruler of all the Universes, wants the saccharine adoration of His creatures, can be swayed by their prayers, and becomes petulant if He does not receive this flattery. Yet this absurd fantasy, without a shred of evidence to bolster it, pays all the expenses of the oldest, largest, and least productive industry in all the history. Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.
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