DJ Hazard
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The revolution will be Tivo'd...
Male
103 years old
NEW YORK, New York
United States
Last Login: 11/5/2009
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DJ Hazard's Comedian Bio
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| Bio | DJ Hazard finally left NASA in '76 after becoming the last man to walk on the Moon. Nobody was bothering to watch by then.
He then tried to cash in on his astronaut reputation during his exciting, albeit failed, presidential campaign.
Hazard says his proudest accomplishments have to be the co-invention of the artificial heart and velcro, as well as his work with the late Mother Teresa. | | Website | djhazard.com | | Influences | Full moon, pollen, mauve kryptonite | | TV Shows | American Misfits, Super Happy Bus, Sitting On A Log with Ralph | | Films | Blackballed: The Bobby Dukes Story
Bourbon
Cold Calls
When Stand Up Stood Out | | Albums | Man Of Hazardium (2009), El Hazardo Rides Again (2007), Lock Up The Planet When You Leave (1993) |
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DJ Hazard's Interests
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| General | cranberry juice and apple juice... and cranapple juice. | | Heroes | Gumby, Frankenstein, Maynard G. Krebs
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DJ Hazard's Details
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| Status: | Single | | Hometown: | City of Kandor | | Body type: | 2' 3" / More to love! | | Zodiac Sign: | Scorpio |
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