I finally left NASA in '76 after becoming the last man to walk on the Moon. I then tried to cash in on my astronaut reputation during my exciting, albeit failed, Presidential campaign. I think my proudest accomplishments have to be the co-invention of the artificial heart and velcro, as well as my work with the late Mother Teresa.
A founding member of the infamous Ding Ho Club (whose members include Steven Wright, Bobcat Goldthwait, Paula Poundstone, and Denis Leary), Hazard went on to tour nearly all of North America, achieving near cult status along the way.
